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Things you can say about your portfolio, but not to your girlfriend

>> No.9792675

it has depreciated over time and i regret keeping it

>> No.9792714

My portfolio exists.

>> No.9792733

>>9792652
Whale alert

>> No.9792737

>>9792652
Looks better upside down

>> No.9792738

It needs to gain some weight.

>> No.9792750

I wish I dumped you in December

>> No.9792754

How do I short this?

>> No.9792756

My portfolio doesn't look like a redhead with a giant set of tits on a thin frame.

My portfolio has only gotten bigger over the years.

>> No.9792759

>>9792733
kek

>> No.9792764
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>>9792652
It a useless piece of shit

>> No.9792765

It’s gonna get fucked by the SEC.

>> No.9792769

I love you

>> No.9792772

>>9792652
You got mood swings.

>> No.9792782

I wish I could sell you for lots of money.

>> No.9792789

>>9792756
post pics

>> No.9792856

It goes down on me every day.

>> No.9792960

>>9792652
TRUE STORY TIME: I slept with a prostitute a few months ago and post sex i noticed on her fridge she put a sign up saying bitcoin? how to buy. so i got talking to her about it and i said a had a few.

Now the bitch won't leave me alone and im getting free sex because she thinks we are going to end in a relationship. I fucking love bitcoin

>> No.9792971

My portfolio sucks.

>> No.9792977

>>9792652
your value increases as time goes by

>> No.9792978

>>9792960
pathetic

>> No.9792988

>>9792960
Wear a rubber

>> No.9793418

>>9792856
kekarino

>> No.9793453

>>9792652
you are depressing

>> No.9793490

>>9792652
id miss her more
i think

>> No.9793581
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>>9792733
hot damn anon

>> No.9793596 [DELETED] 

It made my life much nicer since i've got it.

>> No.9793618

>>9792652
I've seen a lot of gains...

>> No.9793645

>>9792652
I've gained so much. It has never disappointed me.

>> No.9793651

I hold multiple long positions

>> No.9793656

>>9792652
Why do you exist?

>> No.9793787

>>9792652
YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT

GO UPUPUP

>> No.9793972
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>>9792856

>> No.9794029

>>9792652
Let's me get in when there is a bloodbath

>> No.9794072

>>9792733
lol

>> No.9794103

at least i know you'll fuck me tonight

>> No.9794409

>>9792652
full of green dildos

>> No.9794424

>>9792652
Its unstable

>> No.9794573

Just fucked my portfolio

>> No.9794586

>>9792652

I'm not looking at you for a week

>> No.9794628
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9794628

i have one

>> No.9794630
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>>9792652
i want out of this abusive relationship

>> No.9795024

I love holding your bags

>> No.9795084

At least you will be worth it 2 years from now.....

>> No.9795098

>>9795084
Top kek

>> No.9795137

>>9792652
That huge green dildo was thrilling

>> No.9795486
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>>9792856

>> No.9795790

I hope my wife doesn't find out.

>> No.9795855

>>9795137
Lel

>> No.9795901

>>9795790
Nice

>> No.9796300

i have a portfolio.

>> No.9797036

>>9792652
I wish I'd tethered up last night

>> No.9797059

>>9792733
hehe good one

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>>9792652
You're on my watch list

>> No.9797134

FUNDAS ARA SAFEU

>> No.9797138

hello nice to meet you

>> No.9797293

>>9792856
nice

>> No.9797715

FAT
A
T

>> No.9797765

So much red, are you on the rag?

>> No.9797806

>>9792652
I wish I had sold you.

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>>9792652
At least the red isn't smeared over my face during monthly down periods

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>>9792856

>> No.9798419

>>9792714
/thread

>> No.9798433

>>9792652
Can't believe I bought in at ath before it crashed