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9783020 No.9783020 [Reply] [Original]

Let me see your free style biz, i know some of you aint lames. I'll start it off, pro tip you cannot out rhyme me
Extra points for crypto involved

-I said where the real ones on biz
The ones that be sippin that siz (syrup )
I'm a real nigga but i'm smart.... call me a wiz uhh
Man..don't shill me with that linky shit
Even real ones know that's that stinky shit
That coin that never gets lit, falling so low it be in a pit ..... sounds like the stay broke kit uhh

Never been a Chump... disregard what i say and you can meet this Pump, 12 gauge to yo head make that shit Dump....
Or if you wanna throw them hands, you get Slump UHhh

Listen.... i'm a freestyle scientist, but i don't fuck wit them lame ass Zionist
Their jew ass spread FUD then i'll hold with an Iron Fist uhhh

Where yall at, don't leave me hangin biz

>> No.9783044

>>9783020
Uh, I got them Bitcoins, my nigga
TRON and Ripple, my money triple, my nigga
You better sell now if you bought some REQ, my nigga
I'm a nigga from the streets, black and rich my nigga

>> No.9783060
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>>9783044
6/10 for biz
Needs more rhymes

For instance you could have gone
-You better sell if you bought some req, before i hit yo head and throw you over the deck

>> No.9783106
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I won't deny it, I'm a straight pumper
You don't wanna fuck with me
Got the SEC bustin' at me
But they can't do nothin' to a P

I won't deny it, I'm a straight pumper

Now, you know how we do it, like a P
What really go on in the mind of a pumper
That get down for theirs
Constantly, money over bitches
Not bitches over money
Stay on your grind, pajeet
My ambitions as a pumpah

So many dump scars while ridin in plush waves
This life as a Discord Pumper is nothin' without guard
Was born rough and rugged, pinging the public
My attitude was "dump it," because motherfuckers love it
To be a pumper, must maintain composure at ease
Though life is complicated, only what you make it to be
Uh, and my ambitions as a pumper
To catch her while she's unknown and bottomed, go up accumulate her
I spit some game to the pajeets, "Go buy my bags, hoe!"
Equipped with money in a Benz ‘cause, bitch, I'm barely broke

>> No.9783164

alrighty. You gotta nigga to come fighting. Hit a bad bitch w my hammer, bet she feel the lightning.

Niggas salty as Fritos, we don't even see those, pay for the clothes and the diamonds w the crypto

Let me make it more simple, I don't give a fuck like this all experimental, i I won't wish you luck like my momma Oriental, life limbo stuck black&blue scary mental

>> No.9783167
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>>9783106
kek
Biz is full of lames, niggas won't get any fame
and that bitcoin keeping them tame... uh

You goof ass nerds better join the thread, i'll teach you how to stack yo bread
Real niggas needa get fed uhh

Buy dat Zil, my zil stay trill
With my boys we collecting them billz
WUTS DA DEALZZZ!!!

>> No.9783184

>>9783164
Uh
not bad .. may inv you to be my lad
We mooning so we won't be sad, i Don't fuck with niggas that say Rad tho
My bitch bad tho uhh

I be spittin straight Flame, someone get me signed to blow up my Name. I'm after that paper... and that Fame.... and the hoes always say they Came'

>> No.9783189

I got more tokens in my deck like I need a kuriboh
Cash out on a bitch but still buy 1070s and keyboards
All this damn money in my digital stash house
Shorting on this stocks like I'm only 5 feet tall
I don't Chase a quick buck I let Wells Fargo handle that
I need seven wallets just to hold all my bands now
Little shitposting fuck niggas think that they can rap
TOLD EM X COIN IS ABOUT TO MOON
>what the fuck is that
Selling off your crypto but I'm buying up your bags
Buying drugs cheap on the darknet before the market react
Scamming little kids for ETH selling GTA mod packs
Should of bought a clue instead of LINK when it was on sale for 400sats

>> No.9783200

Hello sir
My name is pajeet.
I came to shit on your street.
I shill you chainlink. To accumulate wealth for my self and rakesh.

>> No.9783222

>>9783200
Laughed a lot harder than I should've. I fucking hold LINK too.

>> No.9783241
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9783241

>>9783200
Kek
That's what i'm talkin about

>> No.9783264
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>>9783020
Im a real rich nigger, money be gettin bigger
Invest in shit coins, stack money, fuck traps with vigor
all you fucking niggers wagecucking for the jews
meanwhile I be rolling back over hitting snooze.

Bitch im a NEET, envy me you can't compete
/biz/ full of Rajesh and other pajeets
ima fill a boat up with those bindu bindu freaks
and send em all back to the designated shitting streets

>> No.9783286

>>9783184
Yo shit like Apollo 1, all my shit will Soon Moon. Walking backwards on my keyboard, spittin w Goon Toon.

We see you pajeets, you've got to try harder. Those rhymes like that crypto will never impress your father, wrote your life In a weekend bitch I'm your fuckin Author

>> No.9783294

Sorry my name is not rakesh it is actually john davis from technical support.
Im here to save us and make us financially free. Please buy our chain link. And we will dump you. Hump you and bump you.
Please sir money is for my family in dharavi.

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>>9783294
Been smellin curry from miles away
Tried to hurry away
But i couldnt....

He was on my ass, shilling me chain link
He told me pls buy... don't think
But i knew by his stink....
That the pajeet was gonna dump his chain link
He watched as my money straight sink
Then he walked away and gave patel a wink*

>> No.9783387
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>>9783020
1000 EOY, CHAINLINK or die bitch
running through your BLOCK with
All your funds pull up in coop shit
where you eat ha youa pajeet bitch
Chink run off with your coins quick
DAT BOOMA killa who bought the dip
All my BAT gonna make me rich
livin with my parents
woh where yo funds at
where yo Ho at
you just hold
shoulda bought BAT
Little NEET in the TRAP
FUCK Omise go and as matter fact
FUCK fuckin HOLO too
YA Devs make me laugh
oooooooooooouuuu that linky stinky yuh
Soooooooooooon that Lamborghini pullin up

>> No.9783523

>>9783339
Yes i smell like curry. Yeah im horny and i ask for bobs and vagenes.
But have you heard of chainlink.
Straight away you may think that it is a fake.
But let me say it uses block chain and it will give you juicy gains. And that is all i have to say for my sane.

>> No.9783558

>>9783020
Smell the stink, no coins of the chink, real niggas and chads coming up off the chainlink, international, fucking roasties in the sphinx. While nolinker incels have never seen pink.
I'm king tut, I got cleopatra bathing in my nut. We wuz kangz, thanks for the big macs, you wagecuck.

>> No.9783796

>>9783167
Bentleys and Beamers for my besties these memers

I go hard in the game u just stand in the bleachers drinking bleach with my teachers or shooting bitches with t shirts
Step back boy u'll get bodied like ether and if you have a bitch then I'm dying to meet her to fuck her not keeper, Your future looking grim boy and I am the reaper my dicks what I'll feed her then make my DASH cuzz i'll leave her wanting more like whores in Zambia.

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i dont poo in loo, rather the sink

buy my chainlink or i will pound your stink

>> No.9783891

>>9783020
Just found dis place n' i be amazed at how tha fuck much support fo' sergey nazarov yo' muthafuckas be showin'. Let me rap muthafuckas a story. I be thinkin yo' gonna appreciate dat shit.

yo ass may not know dis yo, N' therez Ain't nuthin' but sergey be straight-up a pimpin' decent golfa n' shit. I rememba last yea attendin a event all the fuck up in tha gangsta cup. I was part o' his muthafuckin' crew all the fuck up in tha range n' let me rap , we was the fuck up in awe When the fuck da thug whacked a funky-ass bizzle 572 yards. Dat shiz was incredible.

whatz even crazia be What the fuck tha fuck happened next. Tiga straight-up strutted the fuck up wit a funky-ass bucket o' balls, apparently gettin locked n loaded fo' his muthafuckin' comeback all the fuck up in tha masters. Right back the fuck up in yo muthafuckin ass. Sergey looked at tiga n' holla'd "nigga thatz all yo' eva do be practice. Practice, practice, practice." tiga looked at his muthafuckin' ass n' holla'd "well if i had yo' talent nazarov i wouldn't gotta practice all muthafuckin day."

wild shit yo’.