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9780832 No.9780832 [Reply] [Original]

>took out huge fucking loan
>put it all in xmr
>neet, feds cant seize or repo shit
comfy af desu

>> No.9780849

i feel like taking out a student loan and putting it into crypto. any suggestion?

>> No.9780864

>>9780849

do it. remember, fiat is fucking worthless. trade it for real assets while you still can.

>> No.9780869
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>>9780849
retard you can't default on a student loan

>> No.9780893

>>9780869
who said I believe in that disk shit lol
i've been on planes before. the earth is flat

>> No.9780894

>>9780849
Do it but unless you're looking for big risk, stay away from shitcoins, low MC coins, and vaporware. You're relatively safe in any of the top 10, save for Tron.

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>>9780893
pic is unrelated.

watch this informative how to by a school shooter on how to deal with debt.

https://youtu.be/oD2gXY4piF4

don't get a student loan because they can collect from you for the rest of your life.

>> No.9780942

>>9780832
Comfy AF - 2 days to ledger, a couple days more to Huobi, and then finally bulletproofs later this year? Fuck the rest of these normie wage cucks.

>> No.9780955 [DELETED] 

>>9780869
That's a potentially good idea only if you take out an amount that you know you can pay back after graduation even if crypto goes to 0. Federal student loans are low interest compared to personal loans but you can't discharge them through bankruptcy.

>> No.9780966

>>9780849
That's a potentially good idea only if you take out an amount that you know you can pay back after graduation even if crypto goes to 0. Federal student loans are low interest compared to personal loans but you can't discharge them through bankruptcy.

>> No.9780984

>So, do you mind telling us why you need this 40 grand?

How do you respond?

>> No.9781015

>>9780984
"It's my money and I need it now!"

>> No.9781026

>>9780864
Lmfaaaooo

>> No.9781073

>>9780893
Hopefully you can put a lot on CC's. If you have > than $50k credit limit, you can use your cards to buy BTC from ebay-- this won't trigger any cash advance fees and doesn't flag it as a crypto purchase. Max out your cards. You can then transfer your balance to a card like the bankamericard, which has 0% interest on balance transfers for 1 year. After the year is up, either pay it of or transfer your balance to another 0% balance transfer card.

Boom-- you just got $50k to play with for 2 years for $25 per month.

>> No.9781148

>>9780935
Pretty sure he took that story from a post on 4chan anyway.

>> No.9781605

bump lmao

>> No.9781640

>>9780984
Laff. when I took out my crypto loan they didn't ask me shit. 5 minute application process for a 3-year 50k personal loan @ 5% API, and the funds were in my bank account 6 days later. Then again having a credit score of 835 probably had something to do with it.

>> No.9782265

>>9781640
but are you gonna pay it back?

>> No.9782914

bump