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9770339 No.9770339 [Reply] [Original]

It's over linkies

>> No.9770360

I'm too tired to read but it's funny how everything supposedly kills link when link has never been alive.

>> No.9770384
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>>9770360
How do you kill a coin that never went live

>> No.9770385

>>9770339
KYS if you think this is a legitimate project.

>> No.9770404

>>9770385
KYS if you think LINK is a legitimate project

>> No.9770442
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>>9770404
Kill yourself if you think links not.

>> No.9770444

https://www.zap.org/team.html

i don't like their team "power" compared to LINK =(

>> No.9770496

and late adopters actually think chainlink is as big as ethereum was. chainlink can barely get a working product out before other devs that started later are already releasing theirs. and if you're going to use chainlink you might as well just hardcode your centalized oracle in yourself, because the only true way to get a decentralized oracle is from using hundreds-thousands of data sources, not just some simple minded json decoder on a centralized website.

>> No.9770519
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9770519

How much ZAP to fap on her brap?

>> No.9770563

try a pool cleaner vacuum while underwater, especially with a heated pool, it will give you the best orgasm of your entire life. the fans rapidly but gently smack the head of your dick while giving really strong suction. obviously stick your fingers in first to make sure it's safe, not every pool vacuum is the same. I've had blowjobs from 3 different women and 4 different men, I've used vacuums, cock-pumps, fleshlights, vibrators... and NOTHING compares to the pool cleaner. I'm not even fucking kidding right now, if you get the chance, try it. the only thing that is even remotely close to how good that pool vacuum felt was straight up vaginal sex with this fat chick who had a really warm snatch, it was like sticking my dick into a wet loaf of banana bread straight out of the oven, and yes this fucking pool cleaner vacuum was better than that. I don't own a pool or else I'd be doing it every day. unfortunately the owner of the pool caught me doing it so I'm not allowed to be within 1000 feet of his house anymore but it was so fucking worth it, I'm telling you that fucking pool vacuum is like heaven. honestly the only reason I even want to get rich is so I can afford my own house with a heated pool and of course a pool vacuum. I can't wait to buy a dozen different brands and styles of pool cleaners and fuck them all. I live for that day to come.

>> No.9770571

>>9770519
the 4chan neets should start developing sexbots

there is an industry with so many jobs here
writers, programers, designers, fuckers, yeah, in particular fuckers
and, best of all, the women youll meet will be humbled by their machine overloards. its gun b fantasteec

>> No.9770582

>"alpha release"

They are basically where ChainLink was in February. What's worse is they don't have any revolutionary tech, just centralised oracles

>> No.9770633

>>9770339
Lmao they can’t even justify their font. No thanks.

>> No.9770651

>>9770339
Is it even decentralized?

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top kek ahahahah

>> No.9770683
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top kek^5

>> No.9771022

>>9770384
What is dead may never die, but rises harder, stronger.

Link is a zombie coin, slow gains, but unstoppable.

>> No.9771035

>>9770404
Metcalfe s law.

>> No.9771045

>>9770676
The autism is strong I this one.
This project may have a future after all

>> No.9771142

>>9771035
>Metcalfe s law.

in 2018 we call this growth hacking & the aarrr framework


> https://medium.com/@ms.mbalke/aarrr-framework-metrics-that-let-your-startup-sound-like-a-pirate-ship-e91d4082994b

> https://blog.kissmetrics.com/dropbox-hacked-growth/

>> No.9771873

>>9770444
It looks like they just took a few pictures of random people on the street

>> No.9772544

What a pajeet team, next please

>> No.9772618

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

>> No.9772646

This is just Oraclize made by Pajeets wtf.

I thought this would be good copypaste fud material you tricked me.

>> No.9772659

>>9772646
>Oraclize on the blockchain.
>Immediately moons to $2 billion market cap

>> No.9772702

Buy Zaps sirs, very good coins sirs, you will no regret, sirs !

>> No.9772706

>>9770339
Yawn... another centralized oracle service.

>> No.9772725

>>9770683
I would still ravage analy Kanchi

>> No.9772749
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>>9770683
>oracle marketplace
Mobius 2: Revenge of Pajeet

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>>9770339
Thanks anon.

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9772840

linksters BTFO

>> No.9773024

>>9770339
This is completely centralized, theyre literally lying about it being decentralized. That or they dont know what it means.

>> No.9773575

>>9770339
Guess I'll buy zap

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>>9770339
Holy fucking shit

>> No.9774181

>>9773640
When mainnet?

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>>9773640
1 John 2:18 “Little children, it is the last hour; and as you have heard that the Antichrist is coming, even now many antichrists have come, by which we know that it is the last hour.”


Matthew 24:24
For false Christs and false prophets will arise and will show great signs and wonders, so as to mislead, if possible, even the elect.

>> No.9775101

>>9770582
The only "development" link has is a shitty testnet that nobody is using.

>> No.9775494

Gee I’m sure ((they)) are gonna put banking info from a shitstain.

Here’s to stop this FUD.

NO BANKS IS GOING TO PUT SHIT UNLESS ITS BEEN RESEARCHED EXTENSENTIVELY. NOBODY GIVES A FUCK IF YOU HAVE A BETTER PRODUCT.

FIND ME A BETTER SCHOOL THAN CORNELL FOR CRYPTOGRAPHY

(YOU) CANT

IC3 IS WORKING WOTH INTEL IN DEVELOPING THE SGX CHIP. THIS IS NOT THE SAME AS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPING FOR IT. THEY ARE CRAFTING THIS CHIP FOR SECURE SMART CONTRACTS. IOTA OR WHATEVER SHIT STAIN DOES NOT HAVE THE CONNECTIONS. CONNECTIONS ARE EVERYTHING.

I’m fucking REEEEE at all this fucking FUD. YOU FUCKS

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>>9770683
Deepanshu, I choose you!

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>>9770339