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9770066 No.9770066 [Reply] [Original]

i'm an incel

>> No.9770069

>>9770066
Good for you bro

>> No.9770071

>>9770066
Yes, this site is full of them. Your point? How is this biz related?

>> No.9770075

>>9770066
who really cares

>> No.9770088

>>9770071
Give me a girlfriend or my beta rage will show up in the markets with a huge BTC dump (i'm a whale with over 4,000 BTC)

>> No.9770098

>>9770088
More like 4000 nanoBTC

>> No.9770173

>>9770066
same

Tried to get that chick for some weeks. She told me I'm attractive. Never gave me any reason to think that she ain't interested in me.

Now she is telling me I have never had a chance because (((no positive vibes between us)))
It makes no sense. And even if she was right, why not tell me that from the very start. It doesn't seem as if she tried to give it any other chances and it just didn't work out because the first impression is so important to her.

WTF are women actually retarded?
But it's my own fault, should have moved on to another one a lot sooner.
Actually, I think I'm way above that thot's level.
At least I've got a lot of money from crypto.
She is a poor bitch.
Will rub it in in her stupid monkey face later on.

>> No.9770186

>>9770066
Dude your options are endless when you have money
You can be a sugar daddy, you have sex tourism available, you can hire some escorts, you've got options.

>> No.9770219

>>9770088
>Give me a girlfriend or my beta rage will show up in the markets with a huge BTC dump (i'm a whale with over 4,000 BTC)
how the fuck does someone let a hole control them this much. ffs & we think girls are dumb....

>> No.9770246

>>9770173
>Now she is telling me I have never had a chance because (((no positive vibes between us)))
How do you get to the point she needs to TELL you with words, vocally!!? I'm a honest to god diagnosed sperg and I can still understand when a woman isn't feeling it for me. My entire adult life I have only been told she's not interested once, and that was a woman in a bar who (claimed) she was a lesbian.
What the fuck is wrong with you that you spend weeks before figuring it out? Did you hold hands, did you put your arm around her waist? Did you try to kiss her? How come you needed actual verbal clarification?

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9770281

m-me too
its gone on for long enough that i've just withdrawn from society and even trying to find a grill to put the penis into
i'll be a wizard within a year and i think i'll make myself disappear with the power that is granted to me at that time

>> No.9770561

>>9770066
no, you're a volcel, choosing to be a cel, thinking you don't have a solution to your problems. more likely you're scared to face them. don't be pathetic, exceed expectations and be an excell.

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9770715

<2018: Those damn wackos calling each other transgendered, bigendered, furgendered!
>2018: I'm incel bro, heightcel, moneycel, autistcel

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9770733

>>9770088
waggle 10k in front of some idiot chicks face
it works better than six pack abs

>> No.9771100

>>9770088
the market would swallow the effect of 4000 BTC in a few hours, even with all the washtrading going on

>> No.9771138

>>9770173
she may or may not be retarded, but you are
it's obvious to see if a woman is into you or not, from body language to verbal cues
it's also rational to not reject people directly before they ask, because betas get enraged and do violent shit sometimes
try to have some empathy for one moment in your life, and picture yourself in a world half filled with NBA players and half filled normal dudes like you, and all the NBA players are fags. now you've got 7 feet tall gay niggers hovering around you, they may or may not want to brutally rape your asshole, and most won't but any who does can easily physically overpower you
congratulations, you now have a slight insight into what it's like to be a woman

>> No.9771149

>>9770066

whitecel here. once i im over $500k im fucking off to thailand

>> No.9771160

>>9770066
Could be worse. I used to be a chad. I even had sex with 3 virgins back in the day and 2 abortions along the way. Now I am a 34yo neet incel who is balding, has HPV, no kids, no friends, with no degree and 8 years with no work experience on my CV. At least I have my vacuum and LINK.

>> No.9771163

>>9770173
>It makes no sense

Women are pure biology and instinct. There is no underlying logic to their actions so stop trying to make it make sense and move on.

>> No.9771171

>>9770173
You need to kiss them anon, just go for it, that's where the 'feelings' and 'vibes' are made.

>> No.9771258

>>9771149
whites cannot be incel

>> No.9771271

>>9770066

try a pool cleaner vacuum while underwater, especially with a heated pool, it will give you the best orgasm of your entire life. the fans rapidly but gently smack the head of your dick while giving really strong suction. obviously stick your fingers in first to make sure it's safe, not every pool vacuum is the same. I've had blowjobs from 3 different women and 4 different men, I've used vacuums, cock-pumps, fleshlights, vibrators... and NOTHING compares to the pool cleaner. I'm not even fucking kidding right now, if you get the chance, try it. the only thing that is even remotely close to how good that pool vacuum felt was straight up vaginal sex with this fat chick who had a really warm snatch, it was like sticking my dick into a wet loaf of banana bread straight out of the oven, and yes this fucking pool cleaner vacuum was better than that. I don't own a pool or else I'd be doing it every day. unfortunately the owner of the pool caught me doing it so I'm not allowed to be within 1000 feet of his house anymore but it was so fucking worth it, I'm telling you that fucking pool vacuum is like heaven. honestly the only reason I even want to get rich is so I can afford my own house with a heated pool and of course a pool vacuum. I can't wait to buy a dozen different brands and styles of pool cleaners and fuck them all. I live for that day to come.

>> No.9771278 [DELETED] 

try a pool cleaner vacuum while underwater, especially with a heated pool, it will give you the best orgasm of your entire life. the fans rapidly but gently smack the head of your dick while giving really strong suction. obviously stick your fingers in first to make sure it's safe, not every pool vacuum is the same. I've had blowjobs from 3 different women and 4 different men, I've used vacuums, cock-pumps, fleshlights, vibrators... and NOTHING compares to the pool cleaner. I'm not even fucking kidding right now, if you get the chance, try it. the only thing that is even remotely close to how good that pool vacuum felt was straight up vaginal sex with this fat chick who had a really warm snatch, it was like sticking my dick into a wet loaf of banana bread straight out of the oven, and yes this fucking pool cleaner vacuum was better than that. I don't own a pool or else I'd be doing it every day. unfortunately the owner of the pool caught me doing it so I'm not allowed to be within 1000 feet of his house anymore but it was so fucking worth it, I'm telling you that fucking pool vacuum is like heaven. honestly the only reason I even want to get rich is so I can afford my own house with a heated pool and of course a pool vacuum. I can't wait to buy a dozen different brands and styles of pool cleaners and fuck them all. I live for that day to come.

>> No.9771361

>>9771138
>you now have a slight insight into what it's like to be a woman
What a load of crap. For the most part, that 50% of the population you're referring to would bend over backwards to ensure the safety of a female takes precedence over everything else, and women are fully aware of this when toying with the opposite gender.
You're a women,right?

>> No.9771485

>>9771163
This. You can't apply rationale to a women's actions anon, because most simply aren't.

>> No.9771530

>>9770561
Mah nigga


This incel meme is cringey. Bunch of kids who don’t have father figures and can’t understand you have to work on yourself to be attractive

>> No.9771753

>>9770066
Me too. It's my fault for literally never approaching women and totally avoiding social media.

>> No.9772066

>>9771361
>female
you're an angry beta, right?

>> No.9772082

>>9770066
sorry for your loss.

>> No.9772099

>>9770066
triple dubs

well technically there is nothing wrong with you, if the world hates you and wants you dead it is rational to protect yourself