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Jesus, make my coins moon. Amen.

>> No.9769407
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>> No.9769428

>>9769405
Wtf? LMAO

>> No.9769435
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Yeah hey mine too, i need that mojo for my real estate business

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>>9769405
This is /r/Atheist terroritory, we don't take kindly to your kind unless you're a muslim

>> No.9769579

>>9769405
That's not how it works, idiot.
You have to tell Jesus your coins, he's not some kind of magic mind reader.

>> No.9769701

>>9769405
You want a jewish rabbi to make your coins moon... wow, okay... good luck with that.

>> No.9770132
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>>9769405
That's actually heresy because Jesus won't just make miracles to safisfy your needs like Santa Claus. He will only help you if you will believe in him and if it's part of His plan.

also you can read in the Bible:
>24 “No one can serve two masters. Either you will hate the one and love the other, or you will be devoted to the one and despise the other. You cannot serve both God and money.

If you want to follow Jesus you need to focus on people around you and not your money

>> No.9770277

>>9770132
So is it bible-legal to spend the money on slaves, to get more money for more slaves? I mean,
>money bad
>people good

>> No.9770304

>>9769435
how do you become this retarded?