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19 yo lazy NEET with $500 here.
How do I make money without
>getting a job
>sucking dick
>investing in shitcoin scams

>> No.9757704

LARP.

>> No.9757715

>>9757697
sell your used panties to some old german freak

>> No.9757719

>>9757697
Mining is pretty good.
you can actually get a rig for 500, though you need to start thinking shitcoins (4-5 year holds) and fuck off with thinking you can get anywhere going 1000x on that 500.

>> No.9757723

>How do I make money without doing my only viable options
guess you're best off kys

>> No.9757727

>>9757697
Invest in shitcoin non-scams

>> No.9757750
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9757750

Tfw I'm 18 and I had 45k(10k atm) at ath

>> No.9757766

>>9757750
Fuck I can't even post the right pictures anymore

>> No.9757777

>>9757697
Just send it over here to me, I'll double it for you.

>> No.9757796

>>9757750
18 yro here too, went from 70k ATH to like 18k now. We have time to make it at least.

>> No.9757814

>>9757697
Learn how society works. You literally get nothing if you do nothing. Sure govt could give you money but you won’t be happier than 40+ hours week of work for shit pay.

>> No.9757816

>>9757796
Hopefully we won't be so retarded during the next major bullrun

>> No.9757854

>>9757777
He got quad 7s... i believe this guy is legit boys

>> No.9757865

>>9757697
buy a gun and make a heist

>> No.9757912

>>9757816
I got Rhett'd by ZCL / BTCP, was pretty retarded of me, next time the markets go fully exponential im taking at least 10-20k off the table.

>> No.9757931

>>9757697
if i could suck dick for money i´d be billonaire

>> No.9757996

>>9757697
Gamble

>> No.9758015

>>9757697
>be neet
>wanna make money
>without sucking dick

Have you considered washing ass?

>> No.9758021

>>9757697
daytrade

>> No.9758048

>>9757931
You can suck my dick for money

>no males

>> No.9758063

>>9757697
>Find cheap $50/hr hooker
>Video tape porn
>Upload to internet
>????
>Profit

>> No.9758129

>>9757697
Keep doing whatever you had to do to get that $500.

How the fuck did you get $500?

>> No.9758155

>>9758129
sold fake weed to teens

>> No.9758248

>>9758155
Get them on harder drugs like salt, flour, sugar, nutrasweet, etc.

>> No.9758275

>>9758248
what if they die
they will ask questions

>> No.9758313 [DELETED] 

Honestly I'm thinking about selling ADA instead of ECA for more SAFEX. At least with ECA I'm staking

>> No.9758377

ah fuck it
i'll just win the lottery

>> No.9758397
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9758397

>>9757697

>Acquire currency
>Don't spend it
>Chuck it into things that will multiply over time.
>Wait 30 years for compound interest to do it's thing
>Buy a house near a beach and hire hookers
>Become an ecchi harem protagonist

Think of how to acquire money, then invest what you get and ignore it. The key is understanding the true value of things; people often sell things without knowing their value, if you know something is being sold undervalue, then you can buy and resell at a profit for doing nothing. Either that or you have to add value to things or create value.

>> No.9758416

>>9758275
I don't think low calorie muffins would kill, they just bake.

>> No.9758421

>>9758377
Kill yourself and collect the insurance money.

>> No.9758424
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9758424

>>9757697
get a camera
start photography
opportunities will present themselves
will be pro in 5years

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9758428

I think pivx is a good investment because it will have a built in exchange inside its wallet. THIS MONTH.

You can swap pivx for btc instantaneously. It will be probably be used as a BTC mixer.

>> No.9758441

>>9757719
>thinks amount invested has any bearing to percentage return on profits in crypto
literal brainlet

>> No.9758465

>>9757719
Arent energy expenses too high for mining?

>> No.9758598

Litecoin

>> No.9758619

Honestly open a RobinHood account and make small move trades, if you get instant you can only make 3 day trades a week until you pass the PDT limit but nothing is stopping you from buying to hold a little. It's not going to be fast money until you break PTD.
Also you could learn the art scam

>> No.9758905

18 years old, just graduated HS, 20,500 USD in crypto (all in OMG) also 5k in stocks, will I make it?