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9750221 No.9750221 [Reply] [Original]

should i lie to pretend i am a rich millionaire?

>> No.9750255

only a true beta would hop on 4chan while talking to a woman

>> No.9750261

are you an idiot and told her you own crypto currency?

>> No.9750269

>>9750255
you idiot she asked me earlier today and i said i would tell her tomorrow

>> No.9750288

Girl: wats ur net worth
Anon: I'll tell u tomorrow.
Girl: whats gonna change by tomorrow?
Anon: just wait it'll be worth it
Girl: ok

Next day rolls around

Girl: hey chad, u wanna tell me ur net worth today??
Anon: oh yeh bb. My net worth is like 1.3 million giver take.
Girl: oh wow nice work chad, wanna take a pretty lady like me on a date?
Anon: ok, we go tomorrow you pick the place.

Following day rolls around

Hostess: welcome chad and Becky, to this fine dining establishment, we have two seats for you over here.
Anon and girl proceed to sit down.
Anon thinks he's getting fucking laid tonighttttt
Anon notices there's no prices on the menu so figures "hey winging it got me this far, why stop now!"
Proceeds to have nice lovely dinner with desert, wine and the whole kit n ka noodle.

Anon gets bill, sees its 600$ plus.
Knees weak arms heavy, palms begin to get sweaty and up comes moms spaghetti.

>> No.9750384

>>9750269
>>9750288
exactly my point this true beta had to stop the conversation and think about what to say to a woman

>im sure the business forum on 4chan knows the answer

>> No.9750408

>>9750288

Why did Chad and Anon switch places in your story? First, she's going out with Chad, they even walk into the restaurant together. Then suddenly she's on the date with OP. What happened?

>> No.9750509

>>9749818

>> No.9750653

>>9750221
Yes

>> No.9750667

>>9750221
>telling random people your networth

>> No.9750669

I tell them the truth that I will be a millionare EOY

I got 1000 LINKS btw ;)

>> No.9750670

>>9750221
Why tf would you lie about your mother fucking net worth?

>> No.9751091

Yes

>> No.9751172

By hot chick asking his net worth he means scamming catfishing pajeet trying to estimate how much he should ask for through western union deposit

>> No.9751492

>>9750255
and that is a good thing!

>> No.9751527

>>9750269
Don't bring it up tomorrow.

When she does tell it you where testing her how much she is into your money.

Then tell her to frig off

>> No.9751561

Why the fuck would you even consider going after another expense when you can just buy one and not have to deal with all their bullshit?

>> No.9751640

>>9750670
because some of us aren't pajeet neets and as soon as we reveal our true value they set their hooks in

>> No.9752446

>>9750221

Shes probably an IRS agent you idiot

>> No.9752478

>>9750221
tell her u r broke. Fuck gold diggers

>> No.9752486

>women
>jews
>chinks
>niggers
who is the biggest drain on regular white people?

>> No.9752549

>>9750221
Block her

>> No.9752557

just tell her your number of link x1000
its not exactly a lie its just people havent figured out the value yet

>> No.9752596

is this shit normal for burgers or are these all fucking larps? anyone saying 'net worth' here would sound fucking retarded

>> No.9752662

>>9750221
I think the owner bored like hell. It is a game of patience. The life of the patient. You need to stop the steam.

>> No.9752686

>>9752549

>> No.9752689

>>9752486
Neet incels like you?

>> No.9752740

Please do not reuse the world. Please tell me that the world you know really changes.

>> No.9753213

>>9750221
Fake it till you make it bruh

>> No.9753268
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>>9750288

>> No.9753642

>>9750221
You're already lying about this encounter with a hot chick. Sure, go ahead and lie to you her in your pathetic larp. Why not?

>> No.9753727

>>9752596
Not normal at all. People irl burgerland don’t talk about how much money have or make. Like it’s actually a taboo subject. Anyone asking is likely a scammer or fucking retarded

>> No.9753809

>>9750221
>hey anon, what's your net worth? I'm asking because I'm a roastie golddigger, and net worth is all I care about unless you're a Chad with domestic violence felonies.

>> No.9753830

>>9750221
There are only two reasons "a hot chick" would ask about your net work. The fact that you didn't drop "her" before she even finished the question means you've already lost.