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974534 No.974534 [Reply] [Original]

Quick, everyone short your Square stock

My idiot cousin just got a job with them a few weeks ago, and he won't fucking shut up at Thanksgiving dinner about all the catering and food stipends and unlimited paid time off yada yada yada

Tl:dr too much gold-plated tech company excess, and they willingly hired a moron

>> No.974695

>>974534
>waaaaahhhhhh, I'm jealous that my cousin works for a tech company and I'm still bagging groceries

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974714

>>974534
>tfw bought SQ yesterday

>> No.974716

>>974534
How do we know you're not lying?

Couldn't I make a similar post about any company?

>> No.974734

>>974716
OP here
You're correct, you have no way of knowing that I'm not just making this up
But it's true, and my cousin is a frigging idiot who hasn't held a job for 12 consecutive months since Bush was president, and the fact that an up and coming company like Square would actually hire him to do technical shit absolutely baffles me

>> No.974736

>>974734
>and the fact that an up and coming company like Square would actually hire him to do technical shit absolutely baffles me

Dunning Kruger syndrome my good lad.

You don't realize your incompetence so you think you have an important authority on who's technically capable or not.

>> No.974774

it's a dumb stock to own anyways
too many competitors in the mobile payment space now