oh, say can you see

[Anonymous No.9743404]

[Anonymous No.9743435]

[Anonymous No.9743732]

>Americans have to "come out" as atheists to their parents

>Americans must obtain a so-called "fancy booze licence" from their local sheriff to consume any alcohol other than Coors, Budweiser or Miller

>Americans are encouraged to become obese, as the extra fat serves as protection from gunfire

>Americans are implanted with a special microchip at birth which sends a moderate electric shock through their bodies every time they acknowledge that they lost in Vietnam

>Americans refer to the metric system as "The Forbidden Knowledge"

>Americans are shot dead by North Korean border guards in their dozens annually during attempted guerilla attacks waged with the intention of "getting revenge for Pearl Harbour"

>Americans who find themselves in the presence of Israeli Jews must perform a "submission hoedown." This involves a highly choreographed dancing performance demonstrating the American's subordinate position to the Israeli. The hoedown ends with the American loudly proclaiming "YOU DA BOSS, YEE-HAW!!"

>Americans refer to Type 2 Diabetes as "The Burden of Manifest Destiny"

>Americans visiting Auschwitz are frequently reprimanded for attempting to restart the ovens for usage with their reheatable Holocaust-themed packed lunches

>American babies are "vaccinated" with shrapnel in order to ward off mass shootings

>Americans have formally petitioned the Oxford English Dictionary to change their definition of snow to "God's refutation of the falsehood of global warming."

>American children are required to undergo the "McDonald's Initiation Ceremony" on their fifth birthday, where they are taken to their local McDonald's and must ritualistically consume every item on the menu before reciting all the advertising slogans in chronological order

[Anonymous No.9743788]

>>9743732

[Anonymous No.9743794]

dubs

[Anonymous No.9743801]

>>9743732
>>American babies are vaccinated with shrapnel in order to ward off mass shootings
gets me every time

[Anonymous No.9743823]

Muttposting always seems to reach its peak around these times. Truthfully I wonder why.

[Anonymous No.9743835]

>be mutt, grocery shopping
>see 56% discount on 5KG bag of cookies
>hoard.jpeg
>stand in checkout line
>reach in pocket, burgers fall out
>grab phone, check blockfolio
> -2%
>bags instantly slip out of tiny hands
>sells it all at a loss
>sharts in mart
>everyone claps
>mfw

[Anonymous No.9743840]

>>9743732
can you remake the image so the text is actually readable without zooming all the way in, please?

[Anonymous No.9743919]

[Anonymous No.9743944]

>>9743732

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[Anonymous No.9744162]

>>9743732

[Anonymous No.9744196]

[Anonymous No.9744225]

>>9744196
>still flowing with nigger blood 1600 years later

The one-drop rule is very real.

[Anonymous No.9744276]

>>9743732
Kek and roll

[Anonymous No.9744970]

[Anonymous No.9744988]

>>9743732

[Anonymous No.9745301]

>>9743732
roll

[Anonymous No.9745365]

>>9743404
We save your asses during global conflicts through land, air and sea.

[Anonymous No.9745461]

>>9743732
Europeans will be killed by 2050 if they come out as atheist by Muslims

[Anonymous No.9745632]

>>9745365
You mean you make the situation worst by killing people and stealing w/e resourses they have?

[Anonymous No.9745646]

>>9743732
roll me tha 0 bb

[Anonymous No.9745799]

>>9745632
Yes, hence why your cuntry is poor.
Civilization 101 faggot. Everyone rapes each other. 1 will always be a chad. Your euro wealth transfered after the world wars to us burgers cause you let a basedboy failed batista conquer you.

[Anonymous No.9745892]

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[Anonymous No.9745971]

>>9745461
>2050
>Islamic Caliphate of Europe reigns supreme
>United Mutt Republic declares the 10th crusade to bring Christianity back to Europe
best timeline

[Anonymous No.9745988]

I, for my part, welcome the fact that /biz/ has become the new home for muttposters.

[Anonymous No.9746002]

>>9743732
God bless the Red, White, and Blue.

[Anonymous No.9746044]

>>9745988
post your best mutts lads

[Anonymous No.9746067]

>>9746044
yay

[Anonymous No.9746123]

>>9746067
>3d mutt posting

[Anonymous No.9746167]

>>9745971

Oh my fuck I've eaten there. They leave the fat on the brisket so it stays moist. 8/10 would eat there again. It's owned by a bunch of firefighters and sailors so you gotta put up with that bullshit though.

That's in Virginia Beach. You're literally surrounded by Naval installations ranging from the SEALs at Little Creek, to the gigantic Norfolk yard, to the Intel nerds down at Dam Neck.

You have no idea how chock full of fucking sailors the Hampton-roads region is.

[reluctant kneepad girl No.9746184]

>>9743404

[Anonymous No.9746324]

>>9746123
Check out penn gilette with his gf on the right

[Anonymous No.9746447]

>>9743404
>>9743435
>>9743732
>>9743835
>>9743919
>>9744196
>>9744970
>>9745632
>>9745988
back to /pol/ you cunts let us meme crypto without interruptions

[Anonymous No.9746485]

>>9746447
O SAY CAN YOU SHART, IN THE LOCAL WALMART
WHAT SO PROUDLY EXPELLED FROM ANUS LAST LEAKING
WHOSE BROAD STREAKS AND BROWN STARS THROUGH THE PERILOUS BLIGHT
O'ER THE AISLES WE WATCHED SHIT, GALLANTLY STREAMING
AND MUTTS NAPPY HAIR, NEGROES EVERYWHERE
GIVE PROOF THAT OUR RACE IS 56% DISGRACE
O SAY DOES THAT SHIET SPANGLED BUMMER YET CUT
O'ER THE LAND OF THE LAND OF THE SHART AND THE HOME OF THE MUTT

[Anonymous No.9746600]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiGSFxX8ssc

[Anonymous No.9746662]

>>9746447
now way man soros paid me advance

[Anonymous No.9746664]

Le 44% loss face

[Anonymous No.9746741]

>>9743835

[Anonymous No.9746769]

>>9743732
Fucking LMAO at some of them