No Larp: Sigil Story

[Anonymous No.9742354]

Bros,

I fapped to the sigil. I browse 4chan everyday and in particular /biz/ ever since a good friend of mine started raving about it.

He was lucky to get into Ethereum and now he was going on and on about Chainlink.

So what do I do? I started browsing /biz/ and reading about Chainlink and thinking about grabbing a nice insurance stack.

Anyway, I read about the sigil and read a few good reviews on the experience with others using it. I said fuck it, I'll try it out for once as I have nothing to lose.

So I fapped to the sigil and coincidentally the next day I received a job interview for a place I've been really keen on getting my foot in. Maybe this is all some coincidence but now I can potentially take on a better higher paying job with a little more free time since they offer the remote work option compared to my existing gig.

But here's where it gets a bit weird: So I noticed that the birthing thread to the sigil contained a lot of dubs. A few hours later, in preparation for my interview and trying to glean whatever info I can on the company and the people who will be interviewing me, and I happen to notice I applied for the job on May, 5 last month. 5/5

I don't know what to think but I am certain the sigil has some retroactive properties to it.

Has anyone fapped?

[Anonymous No.9742487]

>Bros
>Friend telling you what to invest in instead DYORing
>reddit spacing
kys

[Anonymous No.9743095]

>>9742354
You made this shitty line drawing in mspaint, it's a doodle not a sigil. No-one else is going to use it. Stop trying to make sigil a meme

[Anonymous No.9743137]

>>9742354
>he give his vital energy to a jewish black magic autisto sigil

Enjoy being vampirized.

[Anonymous No.9743726]

>>9743137
My luck has increased after charging the sigil. Look around from many of the other boards and see for yourself.

[Anonymous No.9743737]

>>9743095
The sigil isn't a meme, the sigil is a 2-d representation of an egregore being birthed dedicated to exponential wealth to be received from the person using it. Try and out and see the positive impact it has on your life.

[Anonymous No.9743852]

>>9742354
I'm with you OP. I was there on the night of the birth of our sigil and helped charge it's power.
At the end of last week, my place of employment got the millions of dollars in government aid (university) that it has been denied for years.
My job is now more secured than ever and I got an extra 5 dollar raise for my easy ass job.
Life couldn't be sweeter. I've honestly didn't know if to believe, but now it would almost be silly if I didn't.

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[Anonymous No.9743929]

>>9742354
I'm unironically going to get some link because of this thread

[Anonymous No.9743940]

>>9743890
I'll fap to this sigil

[Anonymous No.9744051]

>>9743890

[Anonymous No.9744074]

Yo! Yo Bros, ah fapped ta da sahgahl. ah browse 4cha eeasyghlydizzle a' ahn partahcular /bahz/ eva sahnce uh pahmp-tahght nahgga o' mahne started ravahng 'boutaht yo. Dude wuz dirty ta gaht ahnta Edareum a' now da thug wuz goahng down a' on 'boutChaahnlahnk. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So what tha fuck do ah do, biatch? ah started browsahng /bahz/ a' readahng 'boutChaahnlahnk a' thahnkahn` 'boutgrabbahng uh slismahn' ahnsurace stack fo' realz. Anyway, ah read 'boutda sahgahl a' read uh few pahmp-tahght revahews on da experahence wahf odars usahn` aht. ah saahd fuq aht, ah'll try aht up fo' once as ah gots nuttahn' ta lose. What it is, like, wow, Mama! Ya'll is mad stupid hommie! So ah fapped ta da sahgahl a' coahncahdentally da next dizzle ah receahved uh motha fuckahn thang ahntervahew fo' uh place ah've been no messahn' keen on gettahng muh motha fuckahn foot ahn. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. 'S coo', bro. Maybe dahs here ahz all some coahncahdence but now ah ca potentahally gak on uh bettah lahfteder payahng motha fuckahn thang wahf uh lahttle mo' free tyme sahnce dey offer da remote werk optahon compisd ta muh motha fuckahn exahstahng gahg. But herez where aht gets uh baht bug: So ah notahced dat da bahrthahng thread ta da sahgahl contaahned uh lot o' dubs. uh few minutes la'er, ahn preparatahon fo' muh motha fuckahn ahntervahew a' tryahng ta glea whatever ahnfo ah ca on da compay a' da nahggas whoz ass wahll be ahntervahewahng me, like, wow, a' ah happrahson ta notahce ah applahed fo' da motha fuckahn thang on May, 5 last monf. What it is, like, Mama! 5/5 ah don' know what tha fuck ta thahnk but ah be certaahn da sahgahl has some retroactahve propertahes ta aht yo. Has ayone fapped, biatch? a' gaht Shenahquahz ass back ova' heeah.

[Anonymous No.9744715]

>>9744074
big if true

[Anonymous No.9745509]

>>9743940

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[Anonymous No.9745651]

>>9743737

Nice larp z8.
Now go back to your containment discord.

[Anonymous No.9745744]

>>9745651
It's real. You'll see... or maybe not. It's power will be made apparent tho.

[Anonymous No.9745778]

>>9745744
Seriously, this is embarrassing even for you.

[Anonymous No.9745815]

>>9745778
Kal' oleb a dep'or

Kiel'eh un zer teltha

Igano vi eblan

Viscara uben'dun ala

Zum a uki'leban

May you go in peace now.

[Anonymous No.9745825]

>>9742354
ayo nigga i aint tryna to fud but I got beef n shiet wit Chainlink. bruh Chainlink been on dat Ropsten for a month n erryone finna expectin deez potential partners 2 test on dat test net. Sergey and his niggas even told yall to keep an eye on dat Ropsten to see dem customerz usin the network. Nigga it finna been 3 welfare payments n the only transactions on Ropsten been deadass average peeps takin the hunnit Ropsten link from tha faucet shiet. They aint no requests fo data. shiet, as a matter of fact homie some nigga aksed Thomas why and then Thomas got scurred n made a fake ass run to show it works. Homeslice, I see Tommy's request nigga but it be da only muthafuckin one.

Why aint no niggas testing on Ropsten? Where all these niggas at dat post to be creaming they underwear at the potenshul of Chainlink huh? Deadass tha lack of sergey n his niggas talkin, no updates and no fukkin worldstar presence, increasing competition from mobius niggas all red flags up in this bitch.

Deadass do any nigga finna actually wanna use Chainlink?

[Anonymous No.9746014]

>>9745815
k

[Anonymous No.9746023]

Checked.
>>9745744

[Anonymous No.9746371]

>>9743852
Great, I will fap today.

[Anonymous No.9746504]

Have you considered what will have to be sacrificed in order for your sigil to work? If you don't make good with your wealth, somebody will have to suffer, and it won't just be you. Remember that when you go on your repressed autist debauch rampage after you make it.

[Anonymous No.9746570]

>>9742354

Confused Linkies! Surrender now! Convert to ARK. We have the technology, you have the memes. We'll even let Sergey live, ark is allways hiring.

[Anonymous No.9747345]

>>9746504
>Have you considered what will have to be sacrificed in order for your sigil to work?
Sergey may be fat, but he'll survive it... I hope.