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Hey wassup 4chanbros im tryna sell my virginity yup
im 19 and a female. i've only sucked a cock once and i've planned to sell my virginity at an early age the starting price is 1,000
lets gooooo

>> No.9739442

>>9739434
Sell it for 3 million dollars to some saudi oil baron if you must

>> No.9739444

I bid 1000 tron

>> No.9739447

Kys

>> No.9739448

>>9739442
i feel that ay work

>> No.9739449

Ill give you 1 TRTL for that sweet buttpussy.

>> No.9739451

$5,000

>> No.9739457

5,001

>> No.9739459

>>9739444
lmao
>>9739447
already tried u cuck u kys

>> No.9739462

>>9739434
>early age
>19
you are about to hit the wall. you are not "early age"

>> No.9739466

Post proof

>> No.9739473

>>9739457
fr

>> No.9739474

1 link since its 1000 eoy

>> No.9739476

>>9739434
This thread will get more views than one about an important token. The desperate state of this \bitch\ and \biz\. How about some Verge you virgin? 1,000 EXRN to gag that pretty mouth of yours.

>> No.9739483

>>9739459
U cant even get that right? Truly worthless piece of horseshit

>> No.9739486

>>9739466
you want a pic of my hymen
>>9739462
bitch

>> No.9739499

>>9739476
do me pls call me names it gets me hot an bothered

>> No.9739503

>>9739486
Hymen and face with timestamp

>> No.9739523

chad here. i bid -1btc. you pay me cunt.

>> No.9739547

>Hymen not audited with proper documentation secured in a smart contract
You'll never ever gonna make it

>> No.9739553

No hymen no diamond

>> No.9739556

I'll make a website and get it in front of people that will pay for your virginity but I'll be taking 10% of the final bid price
Do we have a deal

>> No.9739577

>>9739499
Helo ma’am you look very beautiful ma’am. So far i have the highest bid. Pls send more picture of beautiful body. Ma’am looking forward to eating chicken biryani with u and making sweet love to ur body, thank u maam

>> No.9739613

1 bitconnect coin. Lets go

>> No.9739775

>>9739556
Unironically the best offer so far

>> No.9739900

150 dogecoin

>> No.9739926

2k cash if in germany

>> No.9739990

sell your virginity to a Saudi mudslime. can really cash in on that one

>> No.9740008

>>9739990
>>9739442
Soon this can be made very easily. Tokenized virginity contracts with JNT are on the way

>> No.9740030

>>9739434
pics so we know how much you're worth.

>> No.9740042

Don't do it, what you gain materially you will lose spiritually. I know as a women your not gonna listen but it's worth a shot.

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9740064

What are you gonna do with the money OP? Seems like a pretty pathetic starting price, but then again I've been told first times for girls are rather meh - so you might as well get something out of it rather than just being like "well at least that's out of the way".

But seriously, what are you gonna do with the money?

>>9740030
this. I wanna know what kind of girl is a virgin at 19 (which isn't that unusual) but willing to sell it for a few thou.

>> No.9740154

start taking it up the ass for say $100 a pop

>> No.9740186
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9740186

$10 of this kek

>> No.9740194

>>9739434
>White girl
>19

Used up whore.

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9740258

>>9739434
Good luck trying to get a good man after this you whore.

> yeah i sold my virginity to sandnigger for couple thousand bucks, but im a nice girl.

>> No.9740299

>>9739434
Which country?

>> No.9740305

>>9739434
$1000? O-ok

Are you in LA?

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>>9739449

>> No.9740323

>>9739434
damn girl , i mean if you can prove youre a virgin , ill give you 2 btc for that prime teen pussy of yours. so, 15 grand

>> No.9740326

Sucking a dick takes away your virginity. The consumption of any other beings sexual matter marks the end of your innocence. What you're attempting to auction is the ripping of a hymen, which can be counterfeited with plastic surgery. Reminder: All degeneracy is being documented. Continue your perversions at the cost of what could have been your bright future.

>> No.9740330

0.5 BTC if in Germany and willing to spend the night.

>> No.9740340

>>9740326
this
day of the fried roast beef soon

>> No.9740345

I'll give you a life time of love and affection, a house with a white picket fence and 2 Christian raised children in the future.

>> No.9740356

>>9740323
Winner

>> No.9740375

Hey guys, i'm a 28yo male, selling my virginity here. Make your offers.

>> No.9740378

What the fuck kind of stupid thread is this
1. No timestamp
2. If you give her the money, SHE CAN JUST EASILY GIVE YOU A FAKE ADDRESS TO MEET UP

>> No.9740393

>>9740378
It's a larp newfriend

>> No.9740398

I'll give you 1000 are you hear Michigan

>> No.9740406

>>9740398
nigger alarm
nigger alarm
nigger alarm

>> No.9740423

>>9740393
>he thinks no one on biz is retarded to fall for a scam
you obviously have not lurked here enough to see buyers of turtle coin

>> No.9740429

>>9740406
??????
What are you talking about incel

>> No.9740437

>>9740345
Cuck

>> No.9740445

>>9740429
Everyone on Detroit / Michigan is black

>> No.9740468

>>9740375
31 year old male. I'll sell mine for half what this dude is offering.

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>>9740445
Jesus, I guess poltards really are the dumbest of all boards.

Michigan is one of the most segregated states in the country you moron.

>> No.9740572

>>9740550
it isnt anymore
i live in one of the whitest parts of southern michigan
true from the north up to the UP though

>> No.9740581

>>9740468
Bruhhh no one wants to buy it

>> No.9740648

>>9739553
FUCK OUTTA HERE IMPY

>> No.9740741
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9740741

How the fuck are Aussies going to survive

Chinks and boomers have jacked up housing so high and gutted so many jobs which go to 457s now

A fucking home in sydney averages $1 million
All the other capitals are overvalued as fuck
Boomers got lucky riding the Sydney 2000 boom/Mining boom/Chink real estate money boom

Anyone 30 or under trying to work a regualr job and mortgage a property at max prices is a cuck

I know the normies are fuked for life thanks to shekelstein and the banks mortagages

Whats the plan ausbrahs?

I''m thinking save and invest money and later buy cheap property in South East Asia like Malaysia/Indonesia/Thailand

Something like a 1 bedroom apartment in a gated safe complex for $100k

Gain residency/Rent out the apartment for cash flow if I want to live elsewhere in the meantime, but always have it in the bag.

Develop passive income/work from home job/ to offset the lower cost of living

Gain a property faster then the Joneses getting cucked on a Million $ Mortgage in Sydney

Retire/ Finanical Independance in 10-15 years

Let the normies chinks and boomers fall over each other when Australia goes into a recession

>> No.9740760

>>9739434
10'000 swiss franks. plus flight to switzerland;)

just need a proof :)

>> No.9740776

>>9740741
>26
>own a house
>90k+ a year in management
>comfy cunt

>> No.9740791

>>9740741
literally anywhere outside of a major city you can find affordable property

>> No.9740797

>>9740776
live on the gc btw

>> No.9740812

>>9740791
>literally anywhere outside of a major city you can find affordable property
>wanting to live with country bumpkins
enjoy your fat ugly white chicks and being surrounded by simpletons whose only hobby is watching tv

>> No.9740830

It doesn't matter if you're a virgin if you masturbate. Masturbation adds miles and gives you beef curtains and loose walls.

>> No.9741041

>>9739486
yes

>> No.9741177

>>9739434
post pic of your vagina and link to imgur or elsewhere so you don't get banned here
we will rate if you are actually a virgin and if I like what I see I might go in for $2000

>> No.9741184

>>9739434

100 moneros, currently worth more than 2 btc.

>> No.9741239

No time stamp no tits
Buyer be ware

>> No.9741291

>>9739434
>planned to sell my virginity
you would need to pay me to do that nasty job not the other way around.

>> No.9741312

feet pics?

>> No.9741414

>>9740741
>How the fuck are Aussies going to survive

Prostitution.
Sydney is littered with massage parlours and brothels. They're everywhere.

>> No.9741510

19 is old...
maybe $80?