/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.9730263]

Insider here bull market is back on market buy asap

[Anonymous No.9730283]

GIVE ME YOUR CUM, BULL

[Anonymous No.9730301]

thx just shorted x100

[Anonymous No.9730309]

>>9730263
LET ME LICK YOUR BALLS, BULL

[Anonymous No.9730356]

Everyone's an insider these days

[Anonymous No.9730502]

>>9730263
>Insider here

[Anonymous No.9730566]

>>9730301
Smart man ;)

[Anonymous No.9731199]

Where do I buy BULL?

[Anonymous No.9731284]

>>9730263
gib me ur sperm, mr whale

[Anonymous No.9731330]

>>9730263
GIVE ME YOUR CUM, BULL

[Anonymous No.9731885]

>>9730263
EMASCULATE ME, BULL

[Anonymous No.9732134]

I work as a library assistant at Harvard Business School – not the most glamorous occupation but it's an honest living and it pays the bills. One of my more routine tasks is to throw out old books to make way for more recent ones. Maybe it's because a newer edition has come out or it's simply because the information in the existing books is out of date.

Yesterday I came across an old manuscript that could redefine cryptocurrency in a way never thought possible. It was in an old business book originally published in 1876 – the book itself was just your typical Victorian Era mouthpiece for the virtues of federalist capitalism. It was actually flagged for destruction but when I picked up the book out fell some handwritten notes from an old student almost 100 years ago.

The notes appeared to be mostly gibberish with various dates and numerology tied together in an apparently unordered fashion. Most of what was written seemed to be a half-conscious stream of thoughts until I came across something that stood out to me. Whatever this madman had discovered turned his world upside down and he dedicated his life to discovering the true meaning of it.

I realised that these dates weren't random but he had discovered a pattern in the flow of how markets work. Any regular person would be able to secretly use this knowledge to acquire vast amounts of wealth yet this individual sought something more. He discovered that all these data points appeared to triangulate into a singular moment in time. He believed this moment would trigger the King Of All Bull Runs. As if it were destined by the gods of crypto themselves this moment in time is almost here.

[Anonymous No.9732142]

>>9732134
tldr FUCK ME IN THE ASS BOOL

[Anonymous No.9732145]

What triggered his mental disintegration was the market he was researching did not exist back then and he could not understand it. This is because what he was discovering was the advent and eventual takeover of cryptocurrency. Whoever this individual was he could have no idea what he had stumbled across but I truly believe that the King Of All Bull Runs is almost upon us.

I don't know exactly what this means but I can guarantee each and everyone of you will be richer than your wildest dreams. This could be the defining moment in human history – when the old ways became obsolete and a new dawn rose from the ashes. I hope you're ready for it. I know I am.

[Anonymous No.9732178]

>>9730263
GIVE ME YOUR CUM, BULL

[Anonymous No.9732314]

Give my wife your cum bull

[Anonymous No.9732364]

>You’ll never massage the golden bull’s balls as they tighten up and start ejaculating huge spurts of cum down your throat

GIVE ME YOUR CUM, BULL

[Anonymous No.9732373]

GIB CUMMIES, BULL-SAMA

[Anonymous No.9732444]

>>9732145
The bull run you speak of is also the dawn of end times

[Anonymous No.9732495]

>>9732134

i dont see the link to the pdf my boi

[Anonymous No.9732537]

Anyone else find it funny that the market is crashing right after he posted this?

[Anonymous No.9732562]

>>9730502
Nah, he's right. Trust me, my dad works at bitcoin.

[Anonymous No.9732718]

>>9732444
Trips of apocalyptic truth.

[Anonymous No.9732770]

>>9732444
Trips of truth.