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MUM THREW OUT MY PAPER KEYS WHEN SHE WAS CLEANING MY ROOM

IM SO FUCKING PISSED RIGHT NOW

HELP WHAT DO I DO HOW DO I GET MY COINS BACK?

>> No.9723627

>>9723612
No backups dude? lol

>> No.9723629

How much worth of crypto is lost you reckon?

>> No.9723631

>>9723612
If your mom cleans out your room, you have no business holding private keys.

>> No.9723653

>>9723612
Time to look through the trash can. Do you not have an easy to use GUI wallet that you can use to transfer to a new wallet.

>> No.9723663

Just call the CEO of Bitcoin, he will sort it out bro

>> No.9723666

>>9723612
cryptosteel

>> No.9723686
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9723686

Satoshi would call this a gift

>> No.9723690

>>9723612
sorry you have to forget about your link kido

>> No.9723701

thanks my coins just went up in value

>> No.9723719

This is why paper is a meme

>> No.9723736

>>9723719
No, this is why moms are a meme.

>> No.9723759

>>9723629

ALL OF IT ABOUT $9000 WORTH

>> No.9723763

>>9723612
Which coin larper?

>> No.9723767

>>9723612
Why are you not calling customer support from their main website instead of coming here?

>> No.9723785

priced in

>> No.9723839

>>9723612
>op's house burns down tomorrow

Your shit paper keys would be gone in this scenario too.

>> No.9723865
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>>9723759
Enjoy your McJob when that 9000$ eventually reaches millions.

>> No.9723876

>>9723865
This

>> No.9723880

>>9723612
by paper keys do you mean

a bunch of random number, letters written on paper?

>> No.9724004

>no cold storage wallet with 24 words memorised
lmfao not going to make it

>> No.9724012

>>9723865

FUCK YOU STOP MAKING THIS SITUATION WORSE

SERIOUSLY HOW DO I GET MY COINS BACK

IL GIVE ANYONE WHO CAN TELL ME 0.1 BTC

>> No.9724024

>>9724012
You don't. Go dig through garbage.

>> No.9724036

>>9724012
do you not have any sort of backup? was it on an exchange? a cold wallet without keys is just gone man

>> No.9724046

>>9724012
Check memory of printer

>> No.9724055

Sweet now all the rest of the bitcoins are worth more since this one is bye bye

>> No.9724056

>>9724012
you chased down the garbage already?

>> No.9724074

>>9724012
Stop larping you lying fagggot
god i hate roleplayers

>> No.9724078

>>9724012
invest in kneepads

>> No.9724099

>>9724046
True if big

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>>9724012
Better do what the others are telling you and go dumpster diving then.
Most dumps will let you shift through them also but good luck with that.
Otherwise you're fucked OP

>> No.9724386

>>9723612
>paper keys
>living with mum who cleans room
wtf did i just read

>> No.9724811

>>9724763
kek

>> No.9724830

>>9723612
Hahaha nice larp, faggot ass nigga

>> No.9724863

>>9723631
/thread

>> No.9724888

>>9723736
No this is why having your mom clean your room at 18+ yo is a meme (and pathetic).

>> No.9724901

Also, this thread is obviously just a larp.

>> No.9724903
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>>9723612
Hell you should have listened to Jordan Peterson and cleaned your own damn room.

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9725512

Take this happening as a gift. You have been set free from this curse of being locked into /biz/. You now have freedom from this shithole

>> No.9725546

>being the type to post on 4chan
>not having a lock on your door
>not having pissjugs/sex dolls/hentai to shame you into locking it at all times
never gonna make it

>> No.9725549

>>9725512
Are albinos nature’s bizralies?

>> No.9725711

>>9725549
Pass the bong, jonathan.

>> No.9725737

>>9723612
time to go dumpster diving!

>> No.9725761

lol
my mom threw away a paper where I wrote in 2013 my Ripple keys that I earned on computingforgood or whatever was called.

I had like 10k Ripple, completely worthless at the time, up to $30k few months ago.

>> No.9725785

>>9724004

>tell us the words or we will kill you and your family

>> No.9726459

>>9723612

go to a hypnotist and recall the codes from your memory

>> No.9726463

>>9724903

audible kek

>> No.9726466

This is why you use a seed phrase and brain wallet it.

>> No.9726480

>>9723612
Less circulating supply
We all got a little bit richer today :>)

>> No.9726497

>>9725785
>Telling people you've memorized your seed phrase

>> No.9726510

>>9723631
this

please leave so you mum can clean the room

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>> No.9727215

>>9727197
Imagine your grandma coming to you with a bag of these saying she spent all her life savings on it for you kek

>> No.9727228

biz is 18+.
come back in a decade.

>> No.9727235

Check browser history, check printer history, get file recovery software and find your private key niga

>> No.9727320

>>9723612
>He didn't have his private keys engraved onto a gold plate and inserted under his skin

>> No.9727512

>>9727235
Printer history is a really good idea. Also for hackers.

>> No.9727680

>>9724046
yeah dump your printer's memory see what you can find.

>> No.9727692

itt: alot of salty faggots you have to clean their room themselves

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9727701

People like OP are part of the reason BTC's price is going to keep skyrocketing long term.

Dumb fucks like him will lose their password / keys, dog will eat it etc. Less of them in circulation.

Sorry for your loss OP, next time just be more careful. Just get a part time job for the next year or so and buy it back. If BTC skyrockets by EOY though you're kinda shit outta luck.

>> No.9727709

slap your mom until she apologize

but also, you are fucking retarded for using paper keys

>> No.9727715

Check your /spool/ folder.

you may have to make an ISO copy of the hard drive on your computer and to a physical scan to scan for images.

Most likely when you printed it, the Microsoft spool service created a temporary file to print it.
It's probably deleted by now but it may still be there is it hasn't been overwritten.
Go trough every file

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9727717

god op is a faggot. these larps arent even good.

your mom cleans your room
you actually write your keys down with pen and paper.
all caps


really? you're a faggot

>> No.9727718

>>9723612

>People still unironically think paper is safer than encrypted digital keys

"cold" storage paper wallets are seriously the most retarded thing

>> No.9727753

>>9723759
Why don't you go dumpster diving?
Did the garbage truck already come?
If not, you still got time.

>> No.9727803

>>9727753
Room probably such a mess and brain not working due to meth he did not notice for a week

>> No.9727985

>>9723612
Pretty much these
>>9724046
>>9727680

And if you're successful in retrieving it, be sure to transfer it ASAP to a new wallet. Or better yet, get a damn hardware wallet!