Anyone got a zero-stress job where they literally do nothing and get paid decently for it? Make me jealous. Bonus points if the job didn't require a degree.

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Anonymous Sat Jun 2 12:48:36 2018 No.9719012 [Reply] [Original]

Anyone got a zero-stress job where they literally do nothing and get paid decently for it? Make me jealous. Bonus points if the job didn't require a degree.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 2 12:49:20 2018 No.9719022 Twitch streamer

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 2 12:50:47 2018 No.9719036 >>9719012 Security guard Literally sit and browse biz and trade shitcoins and do a perimeter walk every so often when I go for a smoke. $40 per hour because I require security clearance to work where I do

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 2 12:52:48 2018 No.9719057 File: 1.11 MB, 177x177, 1525765048603.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm doin' pretty well hitting airdropz like https://www.theaccountingblockchain.io/?aId=7543845-2892534

Anonymous Sat Jun 2 12:54:42 2018 No.9719075

I am a machine operator (Production).... the machines i learned to run are specialized for oil and gas products. I have 3 years experience and i now get payed 25 an hour for the first 8 and 37 an hour for the last 4 of my shift. My job entails slapping hands of junior operators.... literally sitting in a chair and listening to podcasts. High school drop out. All money is in Canadian.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 2 12:56:09 2018 No.9719089 >>9719036 how do I get this job?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 2 12:56:32 2018 No.9719094 >>9719012 Self taught fullstack developer. Getting 4k USD a month. Also im 18 with no degree. So fuck yeah.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 2 12:59:56 2018 No.9719142 >>9719012 I used to be a video game tester, that was low stress but shit pay. Every job since then has been high stress, and now I'm NEETing for a while to relax. Finally got my blood pressure down into a normal range, screw high stress jobs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 2 13:03:03 2018 No.9719179 >>9719089 >>9719036 He's full of shit. An entry level SOFTWARE ENGINEER makes $40/hour in defense WITH secret clearance. Classic faggot larping nice $15 an hour there peasant security guard hahahahaha

Anonymous Sat Jun 2 13:06:09 2018 No.9719213

>>9719179
Yeah but can a SOFTWARE ENGINEER ride a scooter while swinging a 5lb Maglight like he's in a medieval infantry charge? I don't think so.
Real talk though, if he works for a military contract firm they charge absolutely insane rates for everything, I wouldn't be surprised if he was really making that much.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 2 13:06:37 2018 No.9719217 >>9719012 glory hole attendant just let them fuck your mouth and make girl sounds. Super easy

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 2 13:38:37 2018 No.9719518 >>9719012 i work at meijers

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 2 13:41:05 2018 No.9719545 >fucked around through middle school and high school making 3d art >dropped out of college to make 3d art >now i sell 3d art and it generates passive income while i day trade

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 2 13:50:59 2018 No.9719649 >>9719213 they charge $93 after my hours and i get $14 in the private sector. i don't think that sounds bad.

Anonymous Sat Jun 2 13:51:55 2018 No.9719659
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>>9719012
warehouse forklift driver
>$26 hr
>Do nothing but play vidya on laptop and shitpost for 4-6 hours out of the day waiting on trucks
>small vapes allowed
>doesn't test for pot in a non legal state
>constantly get to leave early
started this job as a temporary thing til I found something better but it's too good to leave now

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 2 13:52:53 2018 No.9719670 >>9719036 best paid security guard in the whole world by far

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 2 13:52:55 2018 No.9719671 >>9719094 This!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 2 13:56:15 2018 No.9719704 >>9719217 you don't get to paid for that there are people lining up to do it for free.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 2 13:57:03 2018 No.9719715 I got a degree in engineering and started a job in a laboratory. Most of the time I sit around and do nothing because the tests take a lot of time to show results.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 2 13:57:46 2018 No.9719723 >>9719012 i run shitcoin bots

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 2 14:01:30 2018 No.9719772 >>9719012 Vfx artist, its pretty lax if you arent a faggot who is afraid to say no to production staff. Also the pay is ok, would like more though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 2 14:16:37 2018 No.9719929 Working at a gas station. Easiest shit ever, get free food, crazy shit always happens. Managers make 50k doing nothing of value.

Anonymous Sat Jun 2 14:21:03 2018 No.9719978

>>9719012
I do Project Support. No degree required. I visit 2 to 3 apartment complexes a day and just measure and count items for renovations. Someone else gets deliveries and mistakes, I just do counts. I get leads fed to me by Account Managers and get a base salary, $600 a month for gas (I use $200), 2% commission, and bonuses. Also have a company card that I'm required to take people to lunch on.

If you can be social it's an amazing job. I work from home if I'm not out on the road that day.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 2 14:26:31 2018 No.9720038 Implementation specialist fo a SaaS comapny. Slacked off in Uni amd got a communications degree. Make 65k, 22 pto days, 7 sick days which i cam use as pto at the end of the year, 9 holidays, and i basically do 3 calls a day and chill

Anonymous Sat Jun 2 14:53:05 2018 No.9720306

>>9719012
Right here anon
>wake up
>switch laptop on from home
>manage a handful of publisher accounts. 2hrs/day max
>3k/month plus another 3k in work related passive income
>trade during the day
>no debt. Negligible overheads
No degree either anon. May not seem like much but I've never been happier

>>	big black nigger !neAe92srE6 Sat Jun 2 14:57:08 2018 No.9720350 I used to walk and play with puppies at a dog boarding place. It was an awesome job as a teenager

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 2 14:57:26 2018 No.9720353 I have a high stress job that pays very badly. 60h+ work week

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 2 14:58:28 2018 No.9720367 >>9720353 I also want to add that I went to uni for 8 years

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 2 14:59:10 2018 No.9720377 >>9720306 can you describe more what you mean by managing publisher accounts? what training do you have or software do you use

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 2 15:10:12 2018 No.9720501 >>9720377 Sure, I was a programmer but my current job does't require that. I mainly work through a specialized admin panel, doing client support, fraud management and other things. It's repetitive but non-demanding at the same time

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 2 15:20:30 2018 No.9720621 >>9719012 zero stress jobs make you depressed. you need a balance of stress and peace.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 2 15:47:29 2018 No.9720978 >>9720621 Can find that outside of work. It's called adventure

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 2 15:51:10 2018 No.9721046 I trade shitcoins like BTC. It's pretty low stress, I only risk up to $50,000 5% at a time, so I don't stress much.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 2 16:10:26 2018 No.9721321 >>9719723 same. my bots have made me a fortune over the last 3 years. im literally a millionaire but i always buy in early with all the best projects.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 2 16:12:10 2018 No.9721341 >>9719659 anon tell me where you work and how i get this job. I'm overqualified for it but its better than my job now where i'm barely qualified

Anonymous Sat Jun 2 17:03:15 2018 No.9721970

I work on a production line

Its the most mindless, unskilled, stress-free, easy job there is. I put a piece of cardboard on a pack of tiles for 12 hours. Its pure shit, but at least its stress free

its good for now, will try to move up to something with more social interaction

I know it seems unbelieavable someone can be this retarded, but I am a porn addict ex-neet and I need to get up to 30 days of nofap to be able to function in the real world

so far I failed

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 2 17:19:06 2018 No.9722197 >>9719929 Gas station will be transforming into a convenience store and coffee shop within 5 years I guarantee it. EV sales will be starting to moon by then.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 2 17:20:22 2018 No.9722210 >>9719075 vancouver? if so I want that job

Anonymous Sat Jun 2 17:31:55 2018 No.9722322

Software engineer. I make $135,000 at a medium-sized, failing “startup” that’s been around for a decade. After a recent layoff, the company has been scrambling to get its shit together. I got placed a new team but nobody knows that I’m on it and nobody checks in on me. I don’t have a direct manager anymore either. I guess I just kind of fell through the cracks.

I go into the office three days a week from 10am-4pm just to make an appearance, but I spend all day shitposting on biz. The other two days a week I “work” remotely, meaning I sleep in, stay home, and do whatever the fuck I want. Some times I go to the beach or go sailing - it really just depends on the weather.

It’s a pretty sweet gig but I know I’m going to be found out eventually. I’ve done so little work over the past six months that I barely know how to code anymore.

Anonymous Sat Jun 2 17:45:15 2018 No.9722440
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>>9721970
Download some booty free OFFLINE games (small list: Dark Souls, Rain World, Risk of Rain, Payday 2 with bots, terraria, portal 1 and 2, enter the gungeon). Doesn't matter if you've played them before. You can also download some manga or anime to read (Jojo will take you days to get through).

Delete all your porn. If you're not ready to do this, you're not ready to heal.

Trash your router. Soak it in water, this thing must be literally unusable. You can just buy a next one/ask your ISP to send you another one for a fee once you're done, it's a small price to pay. Change your mobile data plan if you have one, pick one with no internet.

You are now locked off from porn. You have enough entertainment to get you a month or so without being so bored your brain goes back to sex for distraction.

It'll still be hard, but you can do it if you really want to. Good luck brother.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 2 17:49:29 2018 No.9722488 >>9721970 My experience working at a production line was everything but stress-free.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 2 17:50:49 2018 No.9722503 >>9719094 Whats your job plsss.... Pls dont say making icos

Anonymous Sat Jun 2 17:51:46 2018 No.9722510

>>9722488
well my job is working like a robot, you just need to get into the flow of it and then your mind can wander off. You dont have to do anything, its a bit similar to meditation or just, literally selling your time. You dont advance, you dont learn nothing, you dont have any challenges. Its just one task, repeated all day.

Anonymous Sat Jun 2 17:54:52 2018 No.9722540

>>9721970
its hard to dig yourself a hole this deep by the way, the porn addiction, the mistakes, failures, the drugs, mental and physical issues, the procrastination, the image boards, the change of locations, the parent neglect. Its tough shit

you should be grateful you're not in shit as deep as some people out there

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 2 17:56:50 2018 No.9722561 >>9722488 >>9722510 Yea i worked at amazon doing the same task for 10hrs and wanted to kill myself by the third month. It sounds good now but you'll eventually go insane.

Anonymous Sat Jun 2 18:00:50 2018 No.9722610

>>9722561
dude how the fuck do normans do that shit
how
i'm serious
i've tried and it's seriously not about perserverence, i've done other jobs where there's variety/things i'm passionate about, and it's totally different. it's so much easier to get motivated for and so much more stimulating.
how the fuck can a man do line work or retail for decades and not be dead inside

Anonymous Sat Jun 2 18:04:00 2018 No.9722650

>>9722610
its just a job to them. they have other shit like they go out with their mates for a beer or relationships with the opposite sex, distractions

people in general dont really have a "calling" or passion for nothing, they are happy with the basic set

some job
some bitch
some city
some hobby

Anonymous Sat Jun 2 18:07:58 2018 No.9722704

>>9722610
it is perplexing. but after talking to a lot of them i often find that they have some sort of vice to numb the pain whether its smoking, drugs, alcohol or pussy its something that takes the edge off. also a lot of them have families so they can't just up and quit a job it's their livelihood.

Anonymous Sat Jun 2 18:11:30 2018 No.9722754

>>9722704
>>9722650
Exactly. They also have fell for "work hard, play hard" meme. They either haven't realized or care that the 40, sometimes 50 hours a week honestly does go unnoticed. The reason people get "promoted" is not because of them putting themselves out there, but because some realize that there is much more to life than working for blood suckers that are feeding you pebbles while your body and mind are worth skyscrapers.

Anonymous Sat Jun 2 18:21:34 2018 No.9722894

Did QA, now I'm doing this babby tier programming at the same company for a slightly above-QA pay (at least our QA gets paid way above industry average). I watch youtube all day on microlsd/phenibut while shifting some numbers around in a text file. Anyone who claims that vidyo gaem QA is comfy needs to get my previous job so he can see how stressful can it get for a pay that would make a supermarket shelf stocker laugh at you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 2 18:45:11 2018 No.9723209 >>9719012 CryptoKing here. Retired for life, no degree.

Anonymous Sat Jun 2 18:50:15 2018 No.9723271

Gas station cashier. Our gas is so expensive nobody comes here, I just lock the door and have my own little private office with snacks, wifi, a decent PC. I'm actually the manager of the gas station & 2 repair shops, I just cant be assed to find a decent cashier.

I'm thinking about buying the place from the owner.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 2 18:53:28 2018 No.9723312 >>9722322 Lucky. I wish my shitty company would fall apart already so I can get laid off or end up in a similar situation as you. I don't make nearly as much either. Clearly I'm doing something wrong...

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 2 19:00:11 2018 No.9723381 Coal sampler on the weekends isnt too bad. Like $64/hr to drive back and forth picking up samples from ships at the port being loaded with coal

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 2 19:04:58 2018 No.9723431 assembly line, 25 an hour. rare to work 8 hours. but get topped up to 8 hours. also, i'm on my phone 95% of the time.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 2 19:05:43 2018 No.9723440 >>9722210 Sounds like an oil field job. Everyone makers 100k but u have to work with ppl with high school education dropouts and live in fort mac

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 2 19:33:03 2018 No.9723777 >>9722510 You will be automated out of a job soon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 2 19:34:41 2018 No.9723800 >>9723777 thats why Im on this board and also planning for my next job

Anonymous Sat Jun 2 20:05:11 2018 No.9724180

I was a network engineer on about 150k / year. Came into work at 9:30am and home by 4pm. "Worked" from home 2-3 days a week. I was effectively part time. Had the role for 4 years.

It all depends on the company. I've been in a couple of other companies doing the same role stressed as fuck doing 70 hours a week. Changed company and my whole work heavily reduced, I found it out of sheer luck.

I've moved on since - in a moderate stress job (same company) now but a slightly better pay again.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 2 20:06:07 2018 No.9724201 I make 80k USD bartending

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 2 20:07:32 2018 No.9724214 >>9724201 nic man. is it mostly tips? Im thinking waiter or bartender as my next gig

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 2 20:09:23 2018 No.9724237 >>9719036 but.. you have to live with the knowledge that, statistically speaking, one day your place of work WILL be hit and probably suddenly murdered

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 2 20:11:18 2018 No.9724258 >>9719659 until you accidentally drive over a coworker and get blood tested, discovered having had marijuana in your system during the accident, and prosecuted for reckless homicide. 15-25 years for you

Anonymous Sat Jun 2 20:15:34 2018 No.9724314

>>9724214
Yeah but I've been doing it for 7 years now, it takes years to get into a good bar and then it takes a couple years there to get the best shifts. Plus you pretty much have to live in a major city. I live in philly where I pay 1.4k for a studio but it ends up working out, for instance I made $900 alone last Sunday working 4p-1am. I have a business degree that I don't think I'll ever use (other than applying what I learned to every day life and investing). I don't want to work in the industry forever though so I'm learning programming and going try to slowly switch into that (hopefully get a job in that and then keep bartending like 1 or 2 days a week).

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 2 20:16:05 2018 No.9724319 >>9719036 I too am a security guard. I make shit pay, only 13$ an hour, but all i do is sleep in a brand new truck so i enjoy it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 2 20:17:21 2018 No.9724327 >>9724258 yeah smoking pot before or at work lol I remember being this stupid. Thankfully I evolved since those days

Anonymous Sat Jun 2 20:20:42 2018 No.9724362
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>Uni IT
>Maybe have to do 30 minutes of actual work a day or like 1 or two problems a day
>Half the time there is no work.
>Rarely is the work beyond turning it on and off
>35$/hr
>Medical/vision/dental/life insurance
>paid vacations/sick days/holidays(including bullshit school ones)
>Get to leave and "work from home" usually after lunch
>Hell I usually just go right home after lunch and take a nap
>Still get paid for 8 hours a day no matter what
>Browse internet including 4chan/watch movies/tv because I'm in 2nd in command with my boss teaching me all this
>Boss is complete bro
>Everyone loves me because they're all tech retarded

This job is greater than younger me could of ever hoped for.

Anonymous Sat Jun 2 20:22:51 2018 No.9724383

>>9724362
Literally the biggest downside to this is I don't like talking to anyone about my work because it's to cushy.
My friends get jealous so a lot of the times I just save up the silly IT stories you hear about for when they are like "How's work going anon?"
Especially my hard worker friends. I wish I could get them all on board with this, but I lucked out getting this job

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 2 20:22:56 2018 No.9724384 I'm a jnight staff support worker in the UK. Mainly browsing /biz/ and sleeping for 11 hours.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 2 20:25:17 2018 No.9724400 >>9724384 what do you actually do in your job support for what

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 2 20:28:38 2018 No.9724424 >>9724400 Supporting literal brainlets (disfuctional adults) in a remote carehome. I also do basic shit like handing out medication, making breakfast and listen to their deluded shittalk

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 2 20:29:46 2018 No.9724436 >>9724424 how are they disfunctional? I consider myself to be a brainlet. I mean maybe Im not stupid but I am retarded

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 2 20:30:50 2018 No.9724450 >>9724424 can you describe some of those people? how are they like, what they do, why, and how

Anonymous Sat Jun 2 20:35:06 2018 No.9724501

>>9724436
Okay for obvious reasons I can't say too much but some of them went through some sort of trauma which led them to live in a place like this.
They can't sustain themselves anymore.
Some of them can't even read/write.
They are also emotionally unstable and stuff like that..

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 2 20:36:43 2018 No.9724515 >>9724501 mentally ill like schizophrenia and severe trauma like rape or something?

Anonymous Sat Jun 2 20:37:00 2018 No.9724516

>>9724383
>>9724362
how did you obtain this job? Or what I'm more interested in, what certs do you have? I'm thinking about trying to get into IT. Already have a couple certs but don't know how to get my foot into the door. Should I just go for the first one I see? I'm in college now but not even that interested in the classes I'm taking.
I have common sense and not completely retarded so IT might be for me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 2 20:37:43 2018 No.9724518 >>9724515 Both is possible

Anonymous Sat Jun 2 20:39:34 2018 No.9724530
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Account manager here. Getting paid $70,000 to do LITERALLY nothing for about 8 hours a day. Seriously, I do about 40 minutes of real work per day. The rest is spent watching youtube & browsing 4chan - and even trading crypto.

I have an Economics B.A. - thinking of going back to school because I want to get a better job. Its not really about the pay, I just dont want to keep rotting away. This type of job is fun AT FIRST, but after a few years you just want to kill yourself.

Anonymous Sat Jun 2 20:41:24 2018 No.9724547

>>9719094
This. I make 60k working for old people that don't understand tech so I do maybe ten hours of real work a week. I sometimes do real webdev stuff but lazy mode is Wordpress sites and gluing together code libraries.

The rest of my time is shitposting here, daytrading, and reading or watching movies. I'm also the IT guy so none of my activity on the internal network is logged.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 2 20:42:37 2018 No.9724571 >>9722561 My friend just recently signed up for an Amazon fulfillment center and I'm not expecting them to last long

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 2 20:43:39 2018 No.9724583 >>9724571 "Signed up" as in paperwork is done and should be starting soon

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 2 20:51:12 2018 No.9724659 i teach gooks english. 3 classes each morning, 45 minutes a class. about 50% of the time nobody shows up and i just shit post on biz and get paid. comfy as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 2 20:56:18 2018 No.9724719 >>9719094 What tools do you use? By full stack do you mean you develop full stack applications or you just put together a wordpress site in a server? How many clients do you have? Are they many small clients with small projects or few/one larger one?

Anonymous Sat Jun 2 21:23:42 2018 No.9725021

>>9722440
I managed to go 63 days one time. It just gets worse and worse and worse. At the end sex was all I was thinking about every waking moment. I would just walk around with a boner 24 hours a day. Rape made perfect sense to me (not that I raped anyone, but I could see how someone might do that.)

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 2 21:26:19 2018 No.9725052 >>9725021 Imo it's okay to masturbate, just not to porn.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 2 21:28:12 2018 No.9725076 >>9725052 its called nofap for a reason, otherwise they would just call it noporn noporn is easy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 2 21:30:56 2018 No.9725105 OP working a job where you have to do nothing is worse than being unemployed, its so fucking boring it makes you depressed

Anonymous Sat Jun 2 21:35:38 2018 No.9725150
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>>9724516
I have a BA in computer science, but it wasn't a requirement for the job.
The certs will help you a lot because that's literally the only other way to get an IT job.
Also luck
I got very lucky. This isn't typical of every IT job as even some of my collegues in other divisions have it much less relaxed. Although it could be a little bit of show too because no matter what you want to look more busy than you actually are to the people in control of the money.

>Should I just go for the first one I see?
Yes. Experience is everything in the IT field. It gets you more money, better prospects, everything.

>I have common sense and not completely retarded so IT might be for me.
That's all you need my man unless you want to get into the higher securities, but you have time to build experience and certs for that. Especially if you're in your 20s

Anonymous Sat Jun 2 21:37:24 2018 No.9725169

>>9724516
>how did you obtain this job?
I applied of course. Forgot to mention that.
Can't get the job if you don't apply.
Also luck. Can't forget that. Now is a good time to look for IT jobs at any university around you. Students leave so you can pick up the slack jobs and work up.
All IT jobs even the lowest ones are easier than lifting boxes or any retail my dude.
Beware of call centers, but they will give you experience.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 2 21:38:58 2018 No.9725183 >>9725169 whats an example of a lowest tier IT job? like doing what?

Anonymous Sat Jun 2 21:40:36 2018 No.9725198

Freelance photographer

Charge between 1-3k an event/shoot. I average about 3 shoots a week. Sometimes i need to be there all day, sometimes im only there for a half hr. The most important part of my job is social skills because if people like you , by word of mouth and positive reviews you get more gigs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 2 21:41:58 2018 No.9725212 >>9724362 what do you actually do? can you write about a task you are asked to do on an average day?

Anonymous Sat Jun 2 21:42:59 2018 No.9725225

>>9725183
Help desk work I would say.
Sit at a desk and people call you basically for password issues mostly. Anything harder you don't know you escalate the problem, and it goes to a higher tier of IT person.
That's how it works at most places.
Universities are bit different cause it could be a lot of things based on the specific place, but most have a help desk also. Ours has one that students take all the time.

I'm basically a assistant system administrator over one of the 5 division at my specific Uni.
It's pretty cash.

Anonymous Sat Jun 2 21:43:23 2018 No.9725234

>>9719012

have degree but dont need for job

delivery driver. think ups/fedex

i dont earn the most but im pushing 40-50k to literally drive around jamming the jack fm and drop off packages at homes.

it is easy but still has hard times. Christmas is no joke

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 2 21:43:29 2018 No.9725236 >>9719659 Where do you work? I'm an Amazoncuck and forklift drivers get paid shit here, it's exactly the same as every other lowly worker like a picker.

Anonymous Sat Jun 2 21:44:30 2018 No.9725247

>>9725021
I also got to about 60 days. Before this streak, I havent gotten more than 3/4 days without ejaculating since being like 14

the experience was so mind blowing that I could write a book about it. It made me question everything I thought was true before

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 2 21:45:53 2018 No.9725263 Have you considered becoming a developer at Block.one?

Anonymous Sat Jun 2 21:47:18 2018 No.9725282

>>9725212
Here's a normal day for me
>Come in at 8:30
>browse internet
>boss comes in 15 minutes later
>We talk and get coffee
>Deal with any problems our users emailed us
>Go back to our office.
>Browse internet
>Maybe have to go help someone maybe not
>Boss and I walk around the main building just to stretch our legs
>Joke around with our users
>User has problem they didn't email us and we fix in 2 minutes
>Go back to office and browse internet
>Lunch time'
>Boss says to go work from home or go work from home at 2
>rarely have to stay till 5
And then I get paid for the whole day.

For helpdesk it would be like
>"Yes ma'am we can reset your password quick"
>"Yes ma'am we can reset your password quick"
>"Yes sir we can reset your password quick"
>"Yes ma'am we can reset your password quick"
>"Just turn the computer off and then on and give the helpdesk a call back if you keep experiencing the issue."
>"Sir I am going to escalate this ticket to one of my superiors. Please hold."
>Go home
It's not a bad gig.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 2 21:47:29 2018 No.9725284 no degree. 100k work from home. linux systems engineer for large cloud computing company. i literally just run ansible automation playbooks that smarter people than me wrote, when i do anything at all

Anonymous Sat Jun 2 21:49:02 2018 No.9725302

>>9722561

I did ship dock line at Amazon which is the easiest job in the building for 2 years before doing forklift. I literally created a partition in my brain that allows me to talk to another part of myself. My brain is probably fucked because now I am having conversations with things that aren't there when I'm off work. During peak season I did that for 60 hours. Imagine staring at nothing, having no one to talk to, and hearing conveyers for that long, for 2 years.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 2 21:51:30 2018 No.9725332 >>9725302 I have been in social isolation for close to 2 years, at most jobs were similar to what you described. I live fantasy scenarios in my head, dream about future, past, just completely drift off

Anonymous Sat Jun 2 21:54:08 2018 No.9725359

>>9719012
went to school for graphic arts
couldn't find work in art (no shit)
fast forward 2 years
work IT job at accounting company that fell in my lap making just under $100k salary
do about 1-2 hours of actual work a day, spend most the day shitposting here or playing games. Nobody checks on me and I'm my own boss pretty much.

Anonymous Sat Jun 2 21:56:52 2018 No.9725387

>>9725332

They really need robots to take over soon humans can't live like that for too long. I begged to become a forklift driver so I had some interaction and so my brain could do something else but drift off. It is a little harder but worth it. Amazon still sucks dick though. Can't wait to get out once my stocks come through.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 2 21:59:15 2018 No.9725408 >>9725387 I think those types of jobs like production line like my job are for people with severe issues

Anonymous Sat Jun 2 23:23:03 2018 No.9726108
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>>9725302
how conversy do you get? I'm trying to reach actual conversations that I actually get lost to, last week managed to have a blissful 4 minute moment only realize this was a moment and escaped me. reading dostoyevskys dinner times does help

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 3 01:17:25 2018 No.9726829 >>9725021 That's when you channel that energy into means of obtaining pussy, if you're desperate even working your crypto hard to make a coupla hundred for hookers is acceptable.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 3 01:19:57 2018 No.9726843 >>9719012 If at first you don't succeed, Dust yourself off and try again. Dust yourself and try again.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 3 02:10:08 2018 No.9727137 >>9725236 >I'm an Amazoncuck there's your problem right there

Anonymous Sun Jun 3 02:46:23 2018 No.9727383

>>9719012
programmer. 40hours a week. "real work" maybe 5 hours. the rest of it im working on my own projects do crypto and/or playing video games. love my job. only problem is thats a small company and if everything collapses soon it might close doors. so i have to make it until then because i couldnt work in a real job with 40hours real work. never.

Anonymous Sun Jun 3 03:22:56 2018 No.9727632

I've posted about this on r9k before, I'm a waste water operator at a municipal plant, at work right now. I just passed my test to advance my license, have a grade 6 combined (industrial and municipal) so I got another pay bump. I currently make $46 an hour, but that is due to my license as well as having worked here about 6 years. Two years ago I was at a seminar for my continuing education and met a guy who works in the same city as the head operator at a power plant, offered me better pay to take a job with them. I like my job so I talked to my boss about it, he matched the raise ($4 an hour) and bumped my yearly raise from 2.5% to 3.5%, so I stayed.

I am kind of a commodity in this industry, as I am now in my early 30's. The average age of a waste water operator is in the low to mid 50's, and most of those guys do it as a retirement gig and may not want to work nights. I work 4 12 hour days, 7 PM to 7 am, over time after 40. I do rounds every 2 hours and watch the gauges for alarms. Once a month I take samples every hour for analysis. Besides that I can do whatever I want but sleep. I have a laptop for movies and some simple games, books, and i bought a gamecube to keep at the plant. The plant is self contained so there is no smell, if anything breaks i call the service company. The hours work out well, my gf is a nurse on the night shift so we get the same 3 days off each week and work si.ilar hours. I walked into this with some experience with my previous job (hazmat), and I studied for the combined license test and passed. Just some basic math (flow rates, area and volume, percentages), chemistry (ph, neutrilization, the cyanide destruction process, etc.) and some pertaining laws (how much of certain compounds can you put into the downstream, what code do you follow, etc.) Really good gig if you can get it. Power plant workers get paid more and are u in, but the jobs are also much harder to get. Most factories need operators as well.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 3 03:29:08 2018 No.9727662 >>9727632 how do i get a girlfriend

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 3 03:29:45 2018 No.9727666 File: 481 KB, 425x545, zockster.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] cock doctor

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 3 03:30:25 2018 No.9727674 >>9724518 howd you get the job?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 3 03:36:55 2018 No.9727705 >>9720353 >>9720367 What did you do your PhD in and what are you doing now?

Anonymous Sun Jun 3 04:26:11 2018 No.9727941

im running several pos full nodes. have to 'work' maybe 2hrs per month

quitted wagecucking in 2015 (my god this shit is horrible)

last freelance was setting up racing simulators (mid to high end) at expos and racetracks getting grid walks and grandstand tickets for free

life is good when you arent a wagecuck

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 3 04:26:50 2018 No.9727944 >>9727662 jus b urself

Anonymous Sun Jun 3 05:12:25 2018 No.9728221

>>9719012
I am a boxing instructor. I haven't felt the feeling of "work" since I quit working at the supermarket (I was 20 when I quite... so about 9 years)
Everyone loves and respects what I do with their kids, and the local restuarants sometimes treat me to free food. Being a "fighting/martial-arts" instructor is a god dam meme. Everyone treats me like I'm some magical sensei (even though I'm only middle weight fighter and stand at just 6ft).. haven't competed in years and only train part time lmao. In fact I routinely tell people that some of the up and coming teenagers in the gym could easily knock me out.
....
It's not all golden news though, I'll be making the transition into software in the next few years and I'll join you in the grind.

Anonymous Sun Jun 3 05:35:38 2018 No.9728387
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I work as a designer for something in the construction field. I work entirely from home and I went to high school with my boss. He lets me live overseas while I have a blast and live cheaply. No degree. 100k in crypto and 20k in my bank. Just $18 an hour though.

Anonymous Sun Jun 3 06:12:45 2018 No.9728634

Any fool-proof tips on completely bullshitting a resume for a higher tier job than what you're qualified for? I mean, just saying I worked for X company over Y years and having a fake reference wasn't enough for one application I made. They actually called me up and said I wasn't successful because I fucked them around.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 3 06:54:01 2018 No.9728880 Can get paid £30 an hour on weekends at our place. Not difficult either a monkey could do what I do.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 3 06:59:15 2018 No.9728914 >>9719012 state attorney in europoor country pretty comfi desu, nothing like american tv shows

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 3 07:02:10 2018 No.9728934 >>9719012 My job is stressful but I make 100-200k/year working from home and I get to decide when I work. Can't complain.

Anonymous Sun Jun 3 07:22:49 2018 No.9729095

Sec Ops Analyst here.

No degree, they are a meme for 90% of jobs.

Literally trawl through tickets all day that various sensors pick up and mark as false pos false pos false pos false pos... The occasional true pos comes up, escalate it away. Back to clicking false pos.

Etcetera.

Probably spend at least half the day doing crypto shit. Last year I made more doing that then my day job. This year once the bull returns I'll probably do the same. Maybe 2020 is when I'll make it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 3 07:35:00 2018 No.9729187 >>9724530 How did you get this job? What are your responsibilities?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 3 09:07:00 2018 No.9729934 File: 119 KB, 1229x758, BigHeadSiliconValley.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9722322 Or you'll get an award.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 3 09:09:10 2018 No.9729960 >>9722610 Normans are NPCs.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 3 09:13:44 2018 No.9730004 >>9723271 >nobody comes here >thinking about buying the place How does that end up being profitable?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 3 09:17:37 2018 No.9730040 File: 54 KB, 793x786, cry.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9719179 >>9719036 >>9719012 >tfw entry level EE in defense industry with clearance making $30 an hour >a literal security guard makes more money than me

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 3 09:33:48 2018 No.9730187 >>9725234 Fine until your back is rekt.

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