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>Apply for entry level job
>Candidates with no experience welcomed
>Must have 2 years of relevant working experience
>Must have experience using proprietary software
>Must know 3 programming languages
>Must be proficient in Microsoft Excel macros
>Must be willing to work 5.5 day work week
>Must be willing to work on Federal Holidays
>Must be well-versed in government regulations, in particular Section 309 and 481
>Required languages: English, Chinese, Indian, Korean, Japanese, Mexican
>Salary: $21,600

>> No.9714093

>>9714051
God it‘s so fantastic to see the inbred NEET scum on 4chan to reveal themselves as the basement dwellers they are over and over again.

Dear loser, if you had actually applied to any job ever in your entire life, you‘d know that job ads and their requirements are NOT to be taken literally. They‘re just a wishlist, just like you wished your daddy would stop skullfucking you when you were little so that some brain would be left over once you were grown up. But in both cases, wish and reality dont overlap.