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9713798 No.9713798 [Reply] [Original]

WHY CANT I GET A JOB!?
REEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.9713820

Dude I’ve been out of work for like 6 months, 2 weeks ago I decided to eat a job , now im starting on Monday . Go through an agency

>> No.9713819

>>9713798
because you have no appreciable skills and interview poorly

>> No.9713829

>>9713819
>no skills
>can’t get hired to learn skills
>don’t have money to pay for classes to learn skills
>don’t have money cause don’t have job
REEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.9713848
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9713848

>>9713798
Why don't you just join the Waffen SS? ... oh wait too late...

>> No.9713868

>>9713848
>nazi propaganda
>not aryan
Is that pic even trying?

>> No.9713882

>>9713820
You are going to have to be more specific. All we know you are surrounded by oil rigs who need tons of people.

>> No.9713949

>>9713829
Do volunteer work for experience you fat lard.

>> No.9713963

>>9713798
Probably somehow related to the fact that you post pink spurdös on 4chan.

>> No.9713964

>>9713949
>have to work for no pay just to get experience to work for table scraps
REEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.9713982

>>9713964
there's too many people, anon.

either stand out, or get left behind.

alternatively you could eliminate millions of people, but that will probably fall under "standing out" unless everybody starts doing it

>> No.9714004

>>9713982
Yeah too many fucking old people
Why are old fucks working anyway?

>> No.9714141
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9714141

Guys I might have something for OPs and all NEETs, I'm launching a crypto job board service. It has a "jobs pre mine" dunno if anyone is interested.

>> No.9714177

>>9713982
>either stand out, or get left behind.

Dance for nickels with marginally more gusto than the next guy, with a great big smile plastered on your face, holding back the tears.

>> No.9714184

>>9714004
the eternal boomer strikes again

alot of them got JUSTed in the 2008 crash so now they are destined to wagecuck forever. also alot of them in the country i live in have like 5-6 properties so they have to work to pay for mortgages on each one lmao

>> No.9714217

>>9713798
Get the zip recruiter app and start applying to places. Now apply everywhere. It doesn't matter what position just as long as you get your foot in the door. Then after that you will probably get part time. Learn new shit and save your money. DON'T SPEND IT ON STUPID STUFF. Then at some point later if you like the job ask them for any full time positions. If you don't like the job then start applying again. Honestly most jobs are shit. Stick with it and have fun. :)

>> No.9714228

>>9714217
zip recruiter or just apply at there corporate web sites AND CALL AND TALK TO THE MANAGERS. TELL THEM YOU ARE VERY INTRESTED IN THE JOB. <--- MOST IMPORTANT PART

>> No.9714494
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>>9713819
>interview poorly

>> No.9714567

>>9713798
You're a fat neckbeard with no social skills and they're worried you're going to stage a beta uprising in their workplace