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And you make $100k a day from your nodes. Describe your life

>> No.9712371

>>9712208
I wake up at 7am every morning and run for around an hour around my property. I then go and lift in my home gym, before making myself a massive breakfast. I then go to the top of my 10 story tall mansion and get out my Barret M82, and tell the help to put one of my abducted nolinkers in the shooting pen.
"Why didn't you buy any stinky linkies," I say to the nolinker in the shooting pen.
"B-b-because I thought the token going above $1 defeated the point of it and that there were only 2 team members developing it at the time."
"Why should I allow an easily fudded brainlet to live?"
"B-because I made a mistake but I can find another coin which will go on a hyper bullrun."
"No. There are no more bullruns nolinker. The market has settled. The only thing which runs now is you."
The nolinker would then run around the shooting pen, trying to avoid my shots. If I am in a good mood, I will intentionally miss a few times so that they can feel like they can escape. After my daily execution is finished, I then spend the rest of the morning banging coke and snorting hookers and considering if I want a new lambo today or something different. All I know is that i will get it painted with an actual gold-based paint. I will never drive it anywhere, but I will definitely fuck an entire k-pop girl group in it.

>> No.9712376

>>9712371
t.

>> No.9712382

>>9712371
Kek. Fucking a K-pop girl group in a golden lambo sounds lit.
Imma steal that idea.

>> No.9712419

>>9712208
>2026
>$100k

>> No.9712430

>>9712208
>wake up
>log on computer
>log into email

Ethrunner@mensclub.com

>i am the founder and head of mensclub.com
>an anonymous mens support group with a right wing slant that formally opposes the current liberal culture
>no political correctness. No respect for the media
>everyday a new student comes for a 1 on 1 session
>i also work as a counselor at 2k per hour because i am so famous for being a great therapist/counselor/mentor

>> No.9712439

>>9712419
I lowballed it to keep the salty nolinkers out, fill it in with whatever applies

>> No.9712450

>>9712371
kek

>> No.9712468

Still virgin and no gf.

>> No.9712514
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9712514

he year is 2026, it's been years since I'm retired off of ChainLink. I have no reason to struggle or worry your way through life anymore. My head rests in your smokingly beautiful wife's arms while we watch comfy movies in the living room, with the lights low in the light of your lit fireplace. As my wife kisses you goodnight and heads upstairs to bed I decide to take a walk. reminiscing about 4chan, moon missions and long shots, and I realize that everything that starts out comfy has ended comfy. Then with a smile on my face I turn to see the humble little home burn down to the ground. The last thing I remember from The scene is my wife banging on The bedroom window for help. The insurance company gives me a large check the next day which is converted directly into chainlink. I finally bought the dip.

>> No.9712525

Every day I swipe left on BraapFinder until breakfast, choosing 2-3 roasties for later.
After a workout and a meal I position myself in my braap chair and am presented with the anuses of todays selections.
One by one they release their stench into my nose and mouth. Over and Over again.
I am pleased.
Bed Time.

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>>9712514

>> No.9712952
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9712952

>>9712371
>snorting hookers
I thought I was the only one that sniffs the nipple up into the nostril!

>> No.9712966
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9712966

>wake up
>coffee
>video games

>> No.9712992

Wait a week to be able to afford beans and eat because the dollar has devalued so hard. Beg for some Mobius to the indians on their flying lambos now that Mobius is worth almost 6 rupees.

>> No.9713177

>wake up
>link still under $1
>kms

>> No.9713241

>wake up
>Trump drained swamp
>check on watch dog foundation ran by 4chan autist doing God's work performing oversight on corruption
>life is good

>> No.9713552

>>9712966

my african of descent

>> No.9714626

>rank 113

its fucking over, by next month it will be rank 150

>> No.9714730
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9714730

Nodes paying means the asset needs to be highly active and also highly valued. Easier to groundfloor on ace shit like https://www.theaccountingblockchain.io/?aId=7543845-2892534 and make double the lifetime nodepay in one sitting and then fuck right off.

>> No.9714744

>>9714626
> muh cmc rank
There are actually dumb niggers who think that a fucking cmc rank means anything for a token with sleeping titan fundamentals and partnerships in a bearmarket before mainnet. Let that sink in. This is how the average nolinker thinks.

>> No.9714755

>>9712514
>As my wife kisses you goodnight and heads upstairs to bed I decide to take a walk
>my wife
>kisses you
get a load of this cuck

>> No.9714795

idk man, it depends on the value of the dollar at the time. I actually don't care about the money so much as the idea that I'll be free to do whatever I want. However I'm free to do whatever I want right now...so the fact that I'm gonna say not much different is worrisome. I think I need to stop posting on b i z and start living a bit more...

>> No.9714842

>>9712208
I will start a charity to help white man. You know, not the top 1% exceptionally hard working CEOs and me but those at the bottom. Homeless, mentally challenged and everybody else on /biz/.

I do this 50% for the good, 50% to piss of SJW.