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How well do you guy's hide your private keys?

>> No.9697541

Who is this tit monster?

>> No.9697542

>>9697524
jesus christ those tits. sauce me

>> No.9697554

I don’t.

That how you lose shit.

By hiding it.

>> No.9697573

>>9697541
>>9697542
My GF she always double checks with me what she's gonna buy before she gets it

>> No.9697626

>Stamped in to copper plates the size of business cards
>Sealed to protect from corrosion
>Buried in waterproof container
>One container in North America
>One container in Europe

For convenience, I have phrases put in to art pieces around my home. This method should survive in the event that my home burns down, or something disturbs the area that one of my buried containers is.

>> No.9697633

>>9697573
lucky bastard. keep posting kek

>> No.9697663

>>9697633
>1425970673618.jpg.jpg
anon...

>> No.9697678

>>9697663
It is my girlfriend bitter virgin I changed the filename so she can't be doxxed

>> No.9697764

I use shamirs secret sharing scheme and have 30 secrets distributed physically and digitally, of which I need 18 to recreate the private keys. This redundancy protects me from keys being destroyed and never being in plaintext. All keys are entered manually in a fresh ubuntu install that isn't connected to the internet.

>> No.9697794

>>9697524
Tattoo

>> No.9697801

>>9697678
Sure pal, sure

>> No.9697806

>>9697678
Sureee that's why there's a million copies of that pic on google images. Btw. those small nose rings are the worst kind of normie cancer.

>> No.9697811

>>9697524
On the desktop in passs.txt

>> No.9697813

>>9697663
kek

>> No.9697819

Here's a good laugh

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.reddit.com/r/Stellar/comments/7t3xp8/psa_on_the_importance_of_your_private_key_and_my/

>> No.9697826

>>9697524
man i would love to try to put a whole titty in my mouth

>> No.9697829

>>9697678
https://www.tineye.com/search/0e404935cebfc08b92f28f4130abb1a01b18569e/

>> No.9697846

>>9697524
Written down in a fireproof safe with a copy stored on an encrypted USB that has never been attached to a machine that was online in a safe deposit box.

>> No.9697863
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>>9697801
>>9697806
>>9697829
Wow, this board is at an all new low. I make big /biz/ gains, big /fit/ gains and for my brain, big /pol/gains. We're usually done in about 6 hours, but I guess release will be in 12 hours instead. I'll be sure to think of you losers while I'm doing it.
Congratulations.

>> No.9697870

>>9697678
Ah you're so thoughtful to have changed the filename, too bad you forgot to change her face tho

>> No.9697874

Binance. Funds 100% safe

>> No.9698063

keepass database stored on stinky dropbox

>> No.9698087
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>>9697806
>those small nose rings are the worst kind of normie cancer.
this

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>>9697678
>I-It's my girlfrend i-s swear

>> No.9698099

>>9697874
kek

>> No.9698119

>>9697524
>>9697573
That's impossible because a.) I've seen her on 4chan before

and b.) I've seen her nude with a dick in her on 4han before

You larping prick

>> No.9698123

>>9697524
extremely well. my private key is in a text file but the text is encrypted with an enigma cipher. then the actual text file itself is password encrypted. the file is stored on a jump drive, 1 of 3. one is in a safety deposit box at a bank, the other is in a literal steel cant open this shit safe, the last one is in a fake book safe. i never use hardware wallets bc there are just too many horror stories with that shit.

>> No.9698137

i'll pay 1 BTC to milk those tits

>> No.9698182

>>9697626
Screencap for good idea
Thanks anon

>> No.9698210
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9698210

She’s sharing your intimate pics in an awful lot of places OP. Sure she’s faithful?

>> No.9698221

>>9697524
On a piece of paper behind a frame in my mum’s house. We have been owning the house since 17th century. The frame has been here untouched since 1875. It won’t go anywhere during my lifetime. And a copy of it buried at the bottom of the garden

>> No.9698227

https://www.reddit.com/r/randomsexiness/comments/6ldhhm/100_girl/djtbxi5/

https://imgur.com/a/jsoEl

so this your girlfriend huh
hows the esports scene treating her

>> No.9698334

It's really sad when ppl larp about having a fake gf to impress their friends. It's even sadder when it's to anonymous people on an anonymous board.

>> No.9698352

>>9697524
She is fucking perfect, if I make it I'll search the earth for someone like that

>> No.9698360

>>9697819
Unironically Stellars fault for not making a large font bolded message in red that forces the user to check a box or type out a sentence to prove they understand that the key wont be viewable again. $3k stellars and you cant be bothered buying a $50 hardware wallet. The absolute
state.

>> No.9698457

>>9697541
>>9697542
https://www.instagram.com/thesirenmika/

>> No.9698669

I write them down on paper, burry them in the desert and then I memorize the coordinates. Get in my level

>> No.9698683

>>9697819

Jesus Christ. Him and that other 25k eBay scam.

Makes me feel good that all my crypto is safely inside a vertified ledger nano, with a ridiculously well hidden fireproof backup of the private key.

My email accounts have two-step vertification, my passwords are all 10 digits plus, and in addition my master password list is encrypted with a password I've never written down.

There is literally zero possibility of me ever losing my funds unless I accidentally send them to the wrong address.

>> No.9698705

>>9697524
Unironically have backup ledger and recovery code in safety deposit box at the bank.

>> No.9698782
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9698782

I have my private key in a text file on my computer (not encrypted) and also written down on a random piece of paper which is sitting on my dresser. Been meaning to make things a bit more secure since I have 6 figures worth of crypto kek

>> No.9698957

Binance's 2FA was fucking up on me last weekend and freaked me the fuck out so now Im getting a nano ledger.

Quick question, I need to buy some eth to send it to before I send my FUN and REQ to it, right?

>> No.9698998
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>>9697863
>for my brain, big /pol/gains

>> No.9699293
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>>9697524
I have mine encrypted with Veracrypt using three levels of the heaviest encryption ever devised. AES-TwoFish-Serpent alongside a Streebog 512bit cipher. My coinz are safe as can be.

>> No.9699366

I have 2 USBs, one at home and one at my parents' house, both well hidden, where I store the keys on a TrueCrypt encrypted volume (with a very long password I won't forget).

This way, I'm protected from house fires/floods because of the 2 locations, AND the encryption protects me from a would-be burglar that actually knows about crypto and private keys.

Then, I have a 3rd USB, in a safe in my house, with a different set of decryption keys. This one's keys are set to be sent to my loved ones by Google's inactive account manager (as a deadman's switch) along with instructions (i.e. where the USB is, how to cash out my crypto) in case something happens to me, and no one can get to it without me knowing (as it requires wrecking the safe in my house).

>> No.9699372

>>9698782
LMAO same here senpai

>> No.9699494

>>9697524
pls post more of this slut

>> No.9699508
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9699508

>>9699494

>> No.9699516

>>9699293
I want to lick this girl's butthole

>> No.9699571

>>9699508
dont stop anon

>> No.9699600

>>9699571
Unfortunately she doesn't post much cleavage. She ended up removing the photo in OP's post off her instagram after it got 9k upvotes on /r/bustypetite last month.

>> No.9699720

>>9698782
Are the chances of gettng hacked really that high? I feel like it rarely happens

>> No.9699968

>>9699720
Getting targetted directly by a hacker?
Very unlikely unless you're an exchange or publicly known as a whale (some traders known on youtube and twitter have gotten hacked this way).

What's more likely for a private individual though, is viruses, malware, phishing, and scams.
People have had viruses replace bitcoin addresses in their clipboard when they copy-paste.
Bots with API access are known to have sometimes exit-scammed. There's also the VIA event on Binance which had people with compromised API keys.
And of course there's that common fake phishing email from "your exchange".
And how known personalities are always doing "ETH giveaways".

And less of a hack, but people have been BTC-e'd and Bitgrail'd (or going back further, gox'd).

>> No.9699982

mine is tattooed backwards on my chest so I can get it in the mirror

nobody ever EVER sees me without my shirt

>> No.9700045

>>9699982
Until you need emergency medical assistance and they rip your shirt off.

>> No.9700062

>>9698957
Yep

>> No.9700095

>>9697524
Now that you mention it. I'm moving to another flat and have no idea which box has my paper wallet. So it's hidden I would say.

>> No.9700267

>>9699982

post chest with edit to remove everything but a couple digits or doesnt exist

>> No.9700290
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9700290

i store mine in keepassx
>>9699293
yikes
aes is provably safe as it is by itself, no need for meme layered encryption

>> No.9700346

>>9698457
She looks like white trash.

>> No.9700446

>>9699720
You gotta be a complete retard and re-use passwords, tie your email you used on an exchange to a mobile number, not have 2fa (or use sms 2fa instead of google auth), or fall for a phisher or malware.

>> No.9700451

>>9700346
no you do.

>> No.9700465

>>9697524
Can someone photoshop out the nose ring? Do bull-dykes even find that shit attractive?

>> No.9701306

>>9697524
I thought about this a lot and I think you can't get more secure than this:
>Trezor
>write down seed in a piece of paper and manually encrypt it (with pen and paper) it doesn't need to be advanced, just replace A with B, B with C, etc... and write on it: facebook password or something that way even if it gets stolen by a tech savy burglar he won't know it's a seed for crypto.
>Download english dictionary.txt, manually scroll down to each word of the seed (don't use Ctrl+F in the case you have a keylogger), and write a number next to the word, let's say the second word of your seed is cuck, then scroll down to cuck and write 2 next to it.
>Encrypt it with 7zip using AES, and delete original, upload two copies to different google drives (even if you get hacked AES is still unbreakable and it's just a dictionnary file).
I did all this shit using my corporate laptop with heavy security pre installed but I still get all paranoid about it at times.
>tfw I have 15,000 linkies and I'll literally kms if it moons and I happen to lose it

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>>9697678
Don't worry anon. You're not the only virgin kissles faggot here. You don't need to lie. We're all the same.

>> No.9701388

I kept mine on a piece of paper written in 36 decimal number. My brothers are programmers and they'll figure out how to change it back to hexadecimal.

>> No.9701415

Siren Mika

https://www.instagram.com/thesirenmika/

>> No.9701524

>>9699293
Please Sauce bro

>> No.9701551

>>9699366
This is perfect. Nicely thought out.

>> No.9701914

>>9697524
Beautiful milkies

>> No.9702035
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>>9697524
>How well do you guy's hide your private keys?
Pretty well, I think.
I have them written to the inside of my briefs.
There's no way that anyone besides me is ever going to see them…
And mom does absolutely not look into their inside when she's washing them…
Yay, I'm safe!

>> No.9702054

I have a friend on discord, and he keeps all my bitcoin safe. Once in a while he shows a screenshot of my balance so I know its there.
I send him paypal money and he buys for me whatever coin I ask.