/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.9696302]

This guy makes $250,000,000 a day. What the fuck are you doing with your life, /biz/?

[Anonymous No.9696311]

>>9696302
>guy
>implying he's not a jewish android

[Anonymous No.9696314]

>>9696302
Making threads on an anonymous underwater basket weaving forum about how much money bezos makes asking what other people are doing with their life

[Anonymous No.9696335]

>>9696302
no he doesnt. I gave him a pretty severe pay cut, you can watch amazon stock to see the results of his culling for being a cunt with employees on welfare

[Anonymous No.9696343]

>>9696302
i dont beleive you. youre saying he makes 1 billion every 4 days? so hes making over 90 billion dollars a year?

[Anonymous No.9696393]

They told Jeff nobody would buy books over the computer. “People need to be able to flip through them!” But Jeff saw the future better than everyone. Jeff has an incredible work ethic. Jeff is very intelligent. Jeff changed the history of retail. Jeff changed the world.
None of us are like Jeff. None of us have changed the world.

[Anonymous No.9696397]

>>9696302
i'm running my hands through my full head of hair and fucking beautiful women who are sexually attracted to me because of my height, looks, and charm.

i'm also enjoying my hobbies and hanging with my friends, in general living a very low stress life while being in a superior position to enjoy what the future has to offer due to my relative youth in comparison to pic-related. there is NO amount of money i would take to switch places with bezos, sorry

[Anonymous No.9696402]

>>9696343
Yes.

[Anonymous No.9696416]

>what are taxes
>what are employee salaries
>what are board of directors
>what are business expenses
>Bezos, meanwhile, took home a salary of only $81,840 last year. He also received $1.6 million worth of security.

[Anonymous No.9696468]

>>9696416
You stupid fuck.

The 250m a day is the average daily increase in his Amazon shareholdings this year so far, nothing to do with expenses retard.

[Anonymous No.9696475]

>>9696393
I will. I will provide a node for a decentralized oracle network.

[Anonymous No.9696483]

>>9696397
yet you still come defending yourself somehow, instead of being happy that this guy probably achieved a lot of his dreams and shaped the world forever. It really makes you think

[Anonymous No.9696496]

>>9696302
I masturbate 8-14 times a day

[Anonymous No.9696497]

>>9696397

This. From what i've heard Bezos is pretty fucking miserable

[Anonymous No.9696500]

>>9696314
Its 11pm lad, have to wind down some time

>>9696343
>net worth in March: $112.0bn
>net worth today: $134.1bn

>>9696397
Bezos has 40 years ahead of him and a hundred billion dollars in wealth. You think he isn't frantically researching the cure to mortality as we speak? This ruthless fucker won't share it with us plebs. Building wealth today is the only way you'll survive the post-scarcity culling of humanity.

[Anonymous No.9696515]

>>9696475
Get back to work you fatty.

[Anonymous No.9696536]

Bezos started Amazon in 94. That's 23 years ago.

t. Born in 1994

Why the fuck was I born in the perfect time to miss the internet beginnings and too late to just be a consumer zombie who isn't self aware?

Why biz?

[Anonymous No.9696544]

>>9696500
so you were being dishonest. its not his annual salary. its based off his stock shares, (which could plummet). its like saying back during the btc bullrun when btc was worth 20k, and i had 100 of them, that i am worth 2 million dollars. you arent really, until you cash it out

[Anonymous No.9696576]

>>9696544
It's wealth anon, it doesn't matter what form it takes. Most rich people keep their wealth in stock shares. Do you think Amazon is going to plummet any time soon?

>its like saying back during the btc bullrun when btc was worth 20k, and i had 100 of them, that i am worth 2 million dollars
Yes.