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Are you poorfags jealous of my beach house?

>> No.9638840

No sun make me internally organs bleed

>> No.9638844

>>9638833
where's the beach?

>> No.9638847
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>>9638833

>> No.9638852

Yes

>> No.9638853

>>9638844
On the Atlantic ocean

>> No.9638862

Damn look at that surf

>> No.9638866

>>9638853
nice, post pic.

what are you drinking?

>> No.9638879

Unless you have 3500 square feet then no

>> No.9638895

>>9638866
Kombucha tea

>> No.9638951

>>9638895
why?

>> No.9638961

>>9638951
It tastes really good at doesn’t have barely any calories

>> No.9638986

>>9638833
I dont get jealous. Though I work hard and yeah I am a poor dude. I do think it looks cool and if you earned it congrats dude if you just were born rich then yeah I doubt you will ever truly appreciate it.

Course I see no fishing poles so someone needs to teach you how to fish and cook up said fish for a nice awesome meal!

>> No.9638997

>>9638951
for that Komucha buzz probably

>> No.9639000

What your van get a flat again

>> No.9639022

>>9638833
we all know you're just renting it for a week fag

>> No.9639027
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>>9638833
I'm jelly af anon, tell me more, what country is it? is it off grid? is it only for summer?
must be great to wake up and go swimming straight out of bed

>> No.9639054

enjoy the global warming and rising ocean levels

>> No.9639070

Neither an actual beach nor a house in the picture...

>> No.9639071

>>9639022
Nope
>>9639027
Massachusetts In a comfy gated community. It is indeed although last Friday I fell asleep on the beach after work cause I drank too much and got a nasty sunburn. Living on the beach has its downsides ;_;

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>>9639070
Here’s the beach. Not posting my house.

>> No.9639286

Do you have firearms to defend it?

>> No.9639310

>>9638833
Yes sir I'm stuck in this stupid ups room

>> No.9639326

>>9639086
why does it look like a lake? if its the atlantic ocean it looks like a bay

>> No.9639342

>>9638840
Can you go in the sun more then

>> No.9639357

Pro tip: don't drink out of plastic bottles that have been left out in the sun fren

>> No.9639360

>>9639071
>beach in Assachusetts
not jelly at all

>> No.9639390

>>9638833
>>9639086
i hope you're larping these are more than enough for some poor desperate autist to find your house

>> No.9639392

My parents and aunts/uncles own cape cod and Martha's vineyard properties.

What do you like about it? To me it seems pointless and lifeless. My gfs parents have a place in the white mountains which I love. The cool river air, comfy thunderstorms against mountains, dense (for NE) forests, all feels energizing and beautiful.

On the cape/vineyard I just think about gorging myself and passing out.

>> No.9639400

>>9639286
Shotgun under my bed and pistol in my drawer in my nightstand

>> No.9639414

>>9639392
Also cape cod beaches are shitty except when there is that rocky formations, lighthouse aesthetic.

>> No.9639463

>>9638833
post your exact latitude and longitude

>> No.9639538

>>9638895
why do young american """males""" follow girl fads these days? every new retarded instagram celeb or diet thing i hear from my girlfriend, i find you fags doing it

>> No.9639605

>>9639392
Can confirm. Been to cape cod and Martha’s Vineyard. Just had that “we’re rich” feel but without knowing owners are rich the beach is shitty and desolate.

>> No.9639638

>>9639538
Kambuchan gets you a better buzz than beer.
What fad are you talking about? Ukrainian mounties have been getting high to this fungal shit for centuries. I bet you only drink soda.

>> No.9639680

>>9638833
Not really. I've lived close to a beach, salt water fucks everything up, it's always damp and cold, and you have to worry about storms fucking your shit up. It's dusty as fuck because of all the sand, and you get to know that hell on earth called sand fleas.
I like to visit beaches, not live on them.

>> No.9639695

>>9638833
i'm not jealous, i'm glad you made it bro.
I'm proud of you.

>> No.9639741
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I raise

>> No.9639766

>>9639741
Fug that’s way nicer actually looks like Hawaii?

>> No.9639793

>>9639766
Looks nothing like Hawaii. Looks like anywhere along the California coast, with a Costco tiki torch.

>But herr durrr tiki torch it has to be hawaii

I actually wonder how some of you actually manage to operate a computer.

>> No.9639853

>>9638833
Makes me want to kill an Arab

>> No.9639865

>>9638833
no i own a private island

>> No.9639872
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9639872

Half jealous becuase I love the ocean but fucking hate the heat.

If I made it someday I'm going to buy a house in some alaskan beach.

>> No.9639878

>>9639872
Maine

>> No.9639887

>>9639392
Get a kayak and go fishing

>> No.9639888

>>9639872

nice pic ... u mind if i save this?

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>>9639086
did you run this image through some kind of "painting" algorithm to remove details?

>> No.9639910

>>9639865
Yeah, you got greedy. No, you don't own a private island. You could have pulled this off claiming to own a house on a beach (which isn't that impossible outside of rich areas), but you had to go full autist.

But it wouldn't be 4chan if you guys were good at anything.

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btw how much doc?
give it to me straight, is my 116k USD gonna be enough?

>> No.9639978

>>9639766
Hawaii water is more blue and has no kelp. It’s california.

>> No.9640000

>>9639086
Definitely a lake.

>> No.9640009

>>9638833
How much was it OP? I want one of those basically.

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jealous of my beach house faggots?

>> No.9640070

>>9639054
4 fucking centimeter in 25years

>> No.9640229

>>9638833
How much does it cost to rent a beach house per month?

>> No.9640383

>>9640229
What beach? Makes all the difference. A beach is just a sandy shoreline, there are millions of miles of beachfront.

>> No.9640459

>>9640229
Depends on the place. Are we talking about French Riviera or some coastal shithole in England?
In the French Riviera which is one of the most prestigious places in the world, a house with sea view can cost more than $200 per day so around $6k per month. I'm not sure about Burgerland but it's probably similar in places like California or Florida

>> No.9640539

>>9640459
> 200 dollars a day


Bro that’s fucking holiday inn price try 2k a day for a nice house in a super desireable location

>> No.9640648

>>9640539
>Holiday Inn

I'm talking about an apartment in the French Riviera (where Monaco and Cannes are) but honestly, I looked into the cheapest houses. The most expensive one go by like $2k so like you said.

>> No.9640717

Looks like a lake. Find the Atlantic to be pretty disappointing in general.
The downside of California beaches are far too much of it's in public hands so everything's annoyingly crowded and the cold current water.

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why no prices? how much did you spend on your beach houses?

>> No.9640760

>>9638833
good for u OP. smoke a joint for me there.