/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.9624934]

How to profit off this?

[Anonymous No.9624943]

>>9624934

This is the projected trend

[Anonymous No.9625374]

>>9624943

holy shit

[Anonymous No.9625396]

>>9624943
USA USA USA!!!

freedom tastes so good

[Anonymous No.9625559]

>>9624934
Healthcare stocks.

[Anonymous No.9625570]

>>9625559

How do non-Americans buy US stocks?

[Anonymous No.9625587]

>>9624943

It has already started reversing from highs.

This is primarily a class problem, the poor are like 75% obese already so there isn't much room to grow.

>lol

[Anonymous No.9625675]

>>9624934
anti fat pills?

[Anonymous No.9625720]

>>9624943
by the year 2030 we'll have our brains transferred into perfect cybernetic bodies and live forever, stay jealous faggots

[Anonymous No.9625724]

>>9624934
how did Alaska fix their shit?

and funny that Nevada is one of the few under-25% states, guess sitting around in casinos all day really does wonders to your weight

[Anonymous No.9625728]

Open a keto/low carb restaurant chain and franchise it out

[Anonymous No.9625731]

>>9625720
>live forever
more like be pretty much dead forever

[Anonymous No.9625737]

beetis r&d

[Anonymous No.9625767]

>>9624934
>>9624943
>>9625374
>>9625396
>>9625559
>>9625570
>>9625587
>>9625675
>>9625720
>>9625724
>>9625728
>>9625731
>>9625737

https://ia802801.us.archive.org/16/items/youtube-zzVqJPkiul0/A_Day_in_the_Life_of_an_Amerimutt-zzVqJPkiul0.webm

[Anonymous No.9625778]

>>9625767

[Anonymous No.9625788]

Invest in supplement companies that sell weight loss pills. At the same time, invest in fast food.

[Anonymous No.9625792]

>>9625767
kek

[Anonymous No.9625797]

>>9624934
adult diapers for all the shart in marts

[Anonymous No.9625836]

>>9625767
>the ending

[Anonymous No.9626131]

>>9625767

[Anonymous No.9626599]

>>9625778
Really? It's a webm on archive.org.

[Anonymous No.9626769]

>>9624934
I started a mobile hot dog cart I run on Saturdays. I sell hot dogs that taste fuckin awesome, but will clog your heart and kill you in no time. Making some extra crypto funds on the side because these fat mid westerners can't stop themselves from stuffing their gaping maws

[Anonymous No.9626813]

>>9624934
Minnesota really is the best state

[Anonymous No.9626817]

>>9624934
Extra large coffins

[Anonymous No.9626833]

>>9625587

Poor might start actually losing weight now because all food is going up in price too fucking much. Seriously look at the prices of soda and some states also have soda/sugar taxes to buttfuck fatties more. Also why the fuck does it cost over $2 for fucking eggs where I live holy shit

[Anonymous No.9626868]

>>9626769
I would love to indulge in that hot dog once every 1-2 weeks.

[Anonymous No.9626899]

>>9625587
It isn't going to reverse until we can stop all these Mexicans from sneaking in. The only fatter group of people on earth than southern Americans is Mexicans. I don't think I've ever seen a Mexican woman over 25 that wasn't morbidly obese.

[Anonymous No.9626913]

>>9625675

[Anonymous No.9627023]

Step 1: Get /fit/
Step 2: Wait for a huge natural disaster or economic collapse to kill all the fatties while all fit people can survive
Step 3: Reap the obvious benefits of the reduced population

[Anonymous No.9627035]

>>9626769
Are there any permits or licenses required to run a food cart?

[Anonymous No.9627042]

>>9627023
>hurricane comes and brings flooding
>you fall into the water, you are very /fit/ so you can easily swim
>landwhales begin falling into the water near you, reaching out clinging onto you
>you first fight a couple off but even as they sink between the waves they grab at your legs pulling you down into the murky waters

[Anonymous No.9627053]

>>9626833
>Also why the fuck does it cost over $2 for fucking eggs where I live holy shit

The US just recently experienced a massive nation wide egg surplus. It is mostly normal now I think. Eggs were dirt cheap a few months back, so I'm not sure what you mean.

[Anonymous No.9627494]

>>9627023
>obvious benefit of a reduced population
welfare faggot detected

[Anonymous No.9627833]

>>9624934
Healthy eating business opportunities like Organic Aquaponics, selling fishes and herbs to high end restaurants. Microgreens are also very hot and will be even more so in the future, can be watered with aquaponics water.

Like pick a couple of products (Eg tilapia fish and watercress microgreens, and grow them in tandem.

Go big from the start, and produce a lot of fish and a lot of microgreens straight away, make sure it's ultra super organic, $$$

[Anonymous No.9627865]

>>9627035
Yeah, some cost around 289k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzWDXhXkEQQ

[Anonymous No.9627903]

>>9627042
>Fat floats.

[Anonymous No.9627924]

>>9624934

Buy Mcdonald's stock lololo.

[Anonymous No.9628011]

>>9627494
I mean like higher wages, lower unemployment rates, lower land prices, etc.

[Anonymous No.9628152]

People know they are fat but are too lazy to lose weight, so you setup a weekly subscription service which delivers premade healthy balanced diet to your door step which can be eaten cold or microwaved, which lasts a week. Than you get bought by Amazon and live on your own island.

[Anonymous No.9628848]

>>9628152
unironically catering business for lower income individuals is a huuuge money maker, have a list of meals. this business in my city does it and makes bank

[Anonymous No.9628858]

>>9625587
>Class problem
It is Mexicans and blacks