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9615837 No.9615837 [Reply] [Original]

Hey Biz,
Have any of biz people attended these workshops and learned how to code

>> No.9615917

>>9615837
//comment
//this is a comment
int i = 0; //so cute
//starting loop
//loop starts here
for (i;i>10;i++) {
// this is inside the loop
printf("%i", i);
} //end of loop
// coded by bethany <3 <3 <3

yes I have friend

>> No.9615935

>>9615917
very cute code xD we should like make a facebook and be billionaires so we can like buy all the shoes xD

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>>9615837
wtf is "code like a girl"?
it better not be some kind of feminist shit

>> No.9615991
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9615991

>>9615837
That's a waste of time. Just read a tutorial online.

>> No.9616003
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9616003

>have partial vision loss
>look up diversity hire job listings
>Here at BigCorp we value diversity and inclusion, and we are looking for people from diverse backgrounds or disadvantaged backgrounds
>job requirements:
>must be able to walk around the factory floor
>must be able to lift 100lb
>must be able to hear spoken instructions
>must be able to see engineering documents
>must have excellent English communication skills (i.e. not foreign)
They literally just want vaginas.

>> No.9616022

>>9615917

Hey Bethany,

Alligator always eats the bigger number you dirty slut.

>> No.9616039
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>>9616022
code that doesn't work is perfect girl code though

>> No.9616077

>>9615917
>>9615935
I'm impressed by your code and enthusiasm girls, please accept this $100,000 grant. You've earned it.

>> No.9616089

>>9615917
Fuck man my sides.. too much

>> No.9616129

Kode with Kloss

>> No.9616396

>>9615837
>white knight signs up to teach hoping he gets laid
>only 16 year old girls show up
>white knight ends up on sex offender registry

>> No.9616425
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9616425

hire me, i'm not a nigger

>> No.9616501

>>9616022
Isn't that part of the joke?

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>>9616396
too god damn real

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9616598

yup.

>> No.9616617

>>9616598
Please explain to a code illiterate

>> No.9616629

>>9616598
this>>9616617

>> No.9616645

>>9616617
top code is a strange way to just print "hello world" in an overly complicated way. a "hello world" is usually the first program one learns to make.

the bottom is just navigation in a operating system shell. in DOS for example you type "cd .." to change directory to the one below your current folder.

>> No.9616667

you can test it out by pressing WinKey+R and typing "cmd" to run the Windows Command Processor. then type "cd .." to change folder.

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>>9616598

>> No.9616677

>>9616645
Oh, so she just read a shity tutorial and is using this to attention whore on the internet. I should've figured this out

>> No.9616717

>>9616677
Yes. She figured out that being attractive and having a vagina meant that men would give her money without actually having to do or know anything. She's utterly clueless and is entirely a marketing whore who has convinced people to pay her money to do seminars where she says "GRRL POWER GRRLS WE CAN DO BOY THINGS TO! (Never mind that we actively shunned anyone who did these nerd hobbies until 2007, when Big Bong Jew told us that geeky things are cool. MEN OWE US EQUAL PAY! Tee hee. Look at my cute code!)"

So, really, as far as women go... she's one of the smart ones. She's learned how to play the game and has become quite wealthy using the jew's endless anti-male, anti-white guilt.

>> No.9616746

>>9615917
It doesn't print anything

>> No.9616764

>>9616746
don't be sexist anon

>> No.9616848

>>9616764
REEEEEEEE

int i = 0;
for (i;i<10;i++)
printf("%i", i);