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Is Vitalik a virgin?

>> No.9605639

of course

>> No.9605643

i wonder if based vitalik pays escort with smart contracts

>> No.9605651

>>9605639
but he's 24 y old

>> No.9605665

>>9605636
He pays fat women to shit on his chest

>> No.9605676

>>9605636
Nice outfit.

>> No.9605682
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9605682

>>9605636

>> No.9605703

can we lock up this pedo now please?

>> No.9605706

>>9605636
I’d lay up to -300 yes.

>> No.9605733

>>9605682

Not a pedo by any means but that's a pretty good argument.

>> No.9605757

>>9605682
Based autist argument

>> No.9606254

>>9605636
Vitalik already fucked thousands of bagholders

>> No.9606266

>>9605636
vitalic is a actor, as most actors he got aids

>> No.9606288
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9606288

He properly not a virgin by now but we are.

>> No.9606339
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9606339

He is not THAT ugly (he is a solid 4/10, starting to look better as he gets older and if he gained some weight maybe a 5-6) and he is worth hundreds of millions of dollars. There's got to be some girl out there somewhere that thinks he's "cute" or we're never gonna make it.

>> No.9606350

>>9606254
Kek

>> No.9606357

Hes a gay quite clearly

He is into dick and cartoons probably

>> No.9606651

blump

>> No.9606825

Does anyone know which neighbourhood in Toronto Vitalik grew up in?

>> No.9606958

>>9606339
This.

If this dude has no chance, I might aswell throw the towel and hate women all my life.

>> No.9606986

>>9606825
only Brampton is gay enught to contain his faggotry

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>>9606958
I already did that.
Fucking other guys is quite fun actually.

>> No.9607009

>>9606958
Damn same man this shit is like an experiment for us

>> No.9607020

>>9606339
If he can make it we can otherwise we’re fucked

>> No.9607723

Not sure he's interested in sex with women.

>> No.9607733
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>>9606339
>>9606958
i was at a coding event last year and i saw a chick walk up to him when he was alone and he just straight up told her he was busy.
afterwards i was talking to her and she said she went up "to see if maybe he would fall in love with me"

if the dude is a virgin it's by choice

>> No.9607752

>>9606266
>vitalic is a actor, as most actors he got aids
oh rajesh, my dear boy. that was simply brilliant!

>> No.9607767

>>9605636
I fucked his boy pussy so no......

>> No.9607779

What about that PolicyPal chick?
You think they fucked?

>> No.9607786

>>9606986
“Brapton” is going to be the name of the nightlife district in Biz City after LINK goes supernova.

>> No.9607787

>>9605636

vitalik is a hologram created by the NSA/Deep State

>> No.9607799

>>9607787
He’s a skeleton and skeletons have no genitalia.

>> No.9608134

>>9607787
Monster kek.

>> No.9608203

>>9607733
What a fucking stupind reason, he did good keeping distance from a gold digger

>> No.9608851
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9608851

Vitalik is a gay who has a poop-dick and takes it UP THE ASS.

>> No.9609026

>>9605682

This is correct in that prosecution should only occur at PoS (point of sale), possession of data should not be illegal.

>> No.9609047

>>9605636
isn't that guy a billionaire by now? Russian gold diggers should be lining up

>> No.9609066

>>9605636
He has fucked that one OMG chick everyone likes.

>> No.9609106

i wonder if he even cares about sex.
but yeah, he's smart, rich, wildly successful and biz incels and projecto-pedos hate him. he's definitely capable of getting laid if he wants.

>> No.9609275

>>9609066
What OMG chick?

>> No.9609327
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Vitalik could easily become a real Chad if he put some work in. He's just preoccupied with changing the world.

And obviously he has no problems getting laid even as money Skelly.