/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.9598282]

The NEET reckoning is here, parents across the world are waking up to your scam. Better get those McDonald's applications submitted soon you leech fucks.

[Warlord !7NKHRYrRzI No.9598293]

top kek

[Anonymous No.9598321]

>>9598282
Why would anyone hire this guy
>messy beard
>long dirty hippy hair
Is he trying to look like Jesus

[Anonymous No.9598335]

you boomer wagies came to the wrong neighborhood

[Anonymous No.9598355]

>>9598321
Nobody is gonna hire him. He is 30 year old link holder.

[Anonymous No.9598368]

No, I need more time!

[Warlord !7NKHRYrRzI No.9598372]

>>9598335
DELET THIS

[Anonymous No.9598386]

>>9598282
could someone tell me who is that fag?

[Anonymous No.9598390]

>>9598282
He should hill himself in a really gruesome way with blood all over the house.

Leaving a message:
Good luck evicting my blood stains!

[Anonymous No.9598406]

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2018/05/24/michael-rotondo-30-evicted-parents-explains-why-he-has-no-job/639948002/
>"I was a great father, and [the child] needed me in their life.

>"That's why I'm not the CEO of a big company," he added. "That's why I'm living with my parents still."

Kek, no one is asking him to be a CEO, just to get a fucking job

[Anonymous No.9598464]

>>9598282

[Anonymous No.9598479]

All neets must be extrtminated like the parasites they are

[Anonymous No.9598488]

>The legal precedent is there now
Prepare for a rowdy ride fellas

[Anonymous No.9598565]

>>9598464
'comfy'
Real comfy, while people are out there experiencing life. Girls, parties, gatherings, working, hobbies

You pieces of shit think you are 'comfy' at home all day with greasy hair having momma and dadda take care of you. Don't fucking lie to me, you know damn well your guys life is a wreck and if your parents had any fucking sense they would boot you out after a few months of the NEETness.

I've been a NEET, it is a horrible life full of depression. But... you guys won't admit to it. Stay dumb, fuck if i care
>>9598479
Indeed
I don't get mad that they get taken care of or leech of gov, it is what it is. I just laugh at the fact that they think they are living the life when that is the lowest of the low human life form.

[Anonymous No.9598580]

>>9598386
He’s the hacker known as 4chan

[Anonymous No.9598595]

Which shift will you guys prefer to work, morning, afternoon, or evenings?
https://youtu.be/Fn310KaOxnU

[Anonymous No.9598623]

>>9598282
> Create a human life for your own fulfilment and amusement.

> Take him to court to get him to leave you alone when you're finished.

Some parents are real shits.

[Anonymous No.9598640]

>>9598623
Called tough love. They were just enablers for his degenerate lifestyle at that point.

[Anonymous No.9598641]

>>9598282
what is wrong with american families? The son is a fucking retard and the parents are partially responsible. What went wrong with america?

[Anonymous No.9598650]

>>9598641
its from Canada retard

[Anonymous No.9598652]

>>9598623
>Create human life for you own fulfillment and amusement
>Kid turns out to be a worthless piece of shit that won't even have the courtesy of getting a job
I would have kicked him out a decade earlier.

[Anonymous No.9598654]

>>9598565
>it is a horrible life full of depression.
It's really not that bad. It is what you make it.
Also fuck this guy.

[Anonymous No.9598678]

>>9598282
priced in

[Anonymous No.9598711]

>>9598282
this is a photo of thunderf00t, a popular youtube scientist

[Anonymous No.9598721]

>>9598565
>experiencing life means being a boring social normie who submits to society's expectations

Oh sweetie, it's like everyone has the same shitty extrovert personality or something

[Anonymous No.9598845]

>>9598721
If you aren't leeching off society go for it. I'm happy if you're happy as we all have different personalities. If someone wants to enable you (like parents) more power to you.

[Anonymous No.9598889]

>>9598650
No, they're from New York.

[Anonymous No.9598917]

Own a pathetic NEET faggot's soul aenima.io

[Anonymous No.9598921]

>>9598721
Went to big Buffalo Wild Wings with the guys after work to watch the game! Reuben got too hammered again. He hit happy hour on his lunch like usual, he can't resist those $10 craft flights, problem is he also had a few drinks at BWW then started aggressively hitting on our young waitress. We had to help him back to the car and get him home. I called my girlfriend Amber and told her I'd be running a bit late, she was pissed and told me to get home soon because I promised to make her a pasta (as she says "no pasta no pussy"). Might just bring her back some Panda Express instead, there's one on the way back from Reuben's house that drunk motherfucker. Which reminds me I actually bought that homebrew kit with hops and everything a few months back, but I've been so slammed with this new contract (60+ hour weeks!) I haven't gotten a chance to put it together. Oh well, maybe Brad will let me take next Thursday off if I wrap up the budget sheet in time. But shit next Thursday is when I'm supposed to go to lunch with Amber and her parents, her Mom's still mad about us having to cancel last time fuck.

Yeah neet life is so bad

[Anonymous No.9598943]

>>9598565
Why would someone be this triggered at the way other people choose to live their lives?

[Anonymous No.9598944]

>>9598282
what if it was all just for show, guy is probably gonna make bank from this stupid ass story

[Anonymous No.9599032]

>>9598282
all biz neets should apply to the same chain so we can talk about shitcoins during our shift

[Anonymous No.9599200]

>>9598565
you seem salivating

[Anonymous No.9599210]

What great body language. Obviously used his free time wisely to read books on how to have good open posture.

[Anonymous No.9599235]

>>9599200
Keep up the delusion
I'm trying to get neets to wake up and try another way of living. A life with out purpose and productivity leads to disaster....

I mean seriously... think about it. If your parents have guest over and they ask about their kid. You really think they are comfortable telling them you do nothing? Lol
That is a disgrace, your parents feel hopeless that they spawned a useless NEET. But as i said, keep up the delusion. I'm sure you biz NEETS are so happy and full of joy :^)

[Anonymous No.9599300]

>>9598282
How can I donate to this guy? I wanna see this guy live his whole life as a comfy NEET just as a FUCK YOU to his normie parents and the (((boomers))) in general. I AM A MILLENNIAL.

[Anonymous No.9599341]

>>9599300
This 100%.
I will donate some $ to this guy just as a fuck you

[Anonymous No.9599361]

>>9598282

This faggots pisses me off so much.

I bust my ass at UPS day in and day out.....so that this smug sob can just think he can freeload off his crippled old parents.

GET A JOB YA BUM

[Anonymous No.9599464]

Maybe he's trolling.

[Anonymous No.9599515]

>>9599361
>Being this much of a ragie wagie

>"b-but I bust my ass"
And i will busy mu nut

[Anonymous No.9599525]

>>9598282
CRYPTO IS MY ONLY WAY OUT

[Anonymous No.9599559]

>>9599300
>>9599341
can we start this I will donate at least $5.

[Anonymous No.9599567]

>>9599300
Fuck boomers
I’m also a millennial

[Anonymous No.9599586]

>>9598921
This is the saddest cope I’ve ever seen. Enjoy beating it and getting scoliosis from 18 hours on your computer daily. How’s the piss bottle collection going?

[Anonymous No.9599607]

neetbux = welfare
call it what it is
neetbux is just a nice way of saying "white welfare"

[Anonymous No.9599671]

>>9598565
I do all of this while being a neet. Enjoy sucking shekelburgs dick for pennies on the dollar and your 6 days vacation a year

[Anonymous No.9599757]

>>9599586
>Enjoy beating it and getting scoliosis from 18 hours on your computer daily.
Be honest anon, it's 2018 gainful employment won't stop either of these two things from happening.

[Anonymous No.9599791]

>>9599671
i make 6 figures doing supply chain management consulting. i work 3 days a week, if that. i'm 26.
projecting your failure to thrive and advance through society on everyone else blinds you to the actual reality: you're literally human refuse with nothing to contribute to this world and, realizing this, somewhere along the way you just gave up because you're a scared, broken little babe.
i don't mind paying to keep you alive with my taxes, i can afford it ezpz, but don't kid yourself -- keep it real. neet life is great because you know nothing else, because it *has* to be. the illusion's gotta be sustained or else you might suffer enough self-realization and kys over what you actually are.
buy more link, sweetie.

[Anonymous No.9599910]

>>9599791
they won't understand. I keep trying to get that point across in NEET threads but they all larp like they are having the times of their lives.

Like i've said, i've been NEET as well as a normie and so on. Being a NEET might be fun for a little while, but the enjoyment never lasts. And i doubt any of these goofs are out doing normal activities every day. Rather they are in a rut, stuck at home with no friends on biz and vidya 24/7.

[Anonymous No.9600249]

I don't know how anyone can have any dignity being a NEET. I literally can not believe you guys sit and defend being a NEET. Like I can't imagine having an actual conversation with you guys. You are by definition who gets cucked, you're mentally and physically frail and you literally stand by it and I can't even laugh at that because it's sad.

One of my best friends became a NEET and is gone. He has a hot girlfriend who he brainwashed and they sit around and do drugs all day. It's so motherfucking depressing, all he does is complain about the world and how hot is girlfriend is and she literally just fucked his other friend last week. Literally defends being a NEET just like the rest of you.

That shit is wild. I can't imagine what some of you look like, let alone your area of living.

[Anonymous No.9600437]

>>9598565
average people have no inner thought of their own, therefore their existence requires constant external stimulii, especially validation
neetdom breaks them
it takes either mental fortitude or greater ability for abstraction to handle a life outside of a system pushing you from step to step
congratulations on outing yourself as dreadfully average. there's your dunning-kruger syndrome, you can get your 40 years of wagecucking and 4 to 6 long-term relationships next door. have fun!

[Anonymous No.9600479]

I've been both a NEET and now hold a "good job". There are tradeoffs for both but the underlying constant in both lifestyles is that I'm unhappy lol.

[Anonymous No.9600549]

>>9600437
You're absolutely insane. I can only imagine what you look like.

>Average people have no inner thought of their own.
>Takes mental fortitude of greater ability for abstraction to hand a life outside of a forced system.

You're better off staying inside man lol. I have never seen a better example of cognitive dissonance, you're more likely to be a candidate of dunning-kruger syndrome considering you're literally saying being an incel is better than working smart to reap rewards.

[Anonymous No.9600604]

>>9600479
damn i really was hoping me finding a job would make me happier, i guess ill just stay a NEET until my parents kick me out.

[Anonymous No.9600734]

>>9599791
sure bud nice larp, did daddy get you that job? Not everyone can get a decent paying job handed to them with a silverspoon. IF this is not larp and yougot the job on your own Good job I guess, but allot of luck played into that im assumingyou werent born with any mental illnesses, decent family upbringing and you were smart and worked hard good job. But it isnt in the cards for us all.

[Anonymous No.9600791]

>>9600479
this really sums up the thread

[Anonymous No.9601016]

>>9600604
it will make you somewhat happier anon... trust me
Unless you have a ton of other factors in your life making it shittier

Every time i get off work i catch a buzz. I enjoy my free time more....+ making wagecuck money is cool

When i do nothing and NEET around i feel worthless. Get a fuckin job and try it, if you hate it then leave

[Anonymous No.9601056]

>>9598282
>be from south america
>even here people are talking about this case
>my parent talked about how it's legal in our country to evict sons after 28
>mfw neet
Is this the end of the neet era? have wagecucks awaken?

[Anonymous No.9601077]

>>9598565
>Girls, parties, gatherings,hobbies
you could literally do all of those things while neeting, you're just an enormous faggot who likes to suck mr.dickelberg's cock.

[Anonymous No.9601106]

>>9601077
how to into this shit as a neet

[Anonymous No.9601134]

>>9598641
The 60's.

[Anonymous No.9601152]

ITT: Faggots who are never making it

>be this guy
>get fired
>realize the futility of being a wagekek
>move back with parents
>make money from a "business" (guy feeds himself and shit so he has some kind of income) probably trades shit or runs affiliate marking shit
>lives with his parents to cut rent & bills

the epitome of making it
keep working for mr. shekelstein deluded wagekeks

[Anonymous No.9601168]

>>9600437
I love when losers project themselves onto the whole world.

[Anonymous No.9601221]

>>9601077
you could
and very VERY few do
But guess what, not you :)
FAGGOT

I am certain not you, because you are on biz. Most 4chan NEETS are not guys with a social circle. They are 1 bad thing away from killing them self, not able to get a job . No will to go to school. And have nothing to look foward to in life. But yea of course, they are gonna go party it up and act like everything is just fine.

It doesn't work like that, because the NEET hopelessness will stop you from going out. It will keep you holed up in your room.

[Anonymous No.9601373]

>>9601221
im goin to school paid for by govt

[Anonymous No.9601386]

>>9601373
then you're literally not NEET
what you are, is a brainlet, good thing you're going to school

[Anonymous No.9601419]

>>9601152
Yea.. Unfortunately I have this feeling called pride. I'm not going to just mooch off my parents / government. Even if it means working for Mr Shekelstein (which I don't).

Now, if I make it? I'll quit, buy my 5 acres, and have my own farm based on Jean-Martin Fortier's principles. I actuall yhave enough to do that now, just haven't made the leap yet (I have 36 acres, just most of it is forest and protected).

[Anonymous No.9601456]

The media's been striking back hardcore on NEETs and incels. Is this in preparation for the Democrat primaries? Are they trying to put a face on the evil frogposters who helped get Trump elected?

[Anonymous No.9601484]

>>9598282
> Better get those McDonald's applications submitted soon you leech fucks.

major shareholder here. i approve this plan.

[Anonymous No.9601485]

>>9601456
You still have to leave the house to vote. You may even have to talk to someone. Pretty huge barrier for NEETs.

Honestly should sue for discrimination. Those are modern Jim Crow laws.

[Anonymous No.9601509]

>>9598650
>canada is not in america

[Anonymous No.9601521]

>>9601456
yeah. they're taking the whole '/pol/ elected trump' meme too seriously

[Anonymous No.9601560]

>there are wagecucks browses 4chan
disgusting

[Anonymous No.9601861]

lol, you smug NEET fucks should of stayed quiet. everyone gunning for you now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bk-0j0SBkNQ

[Anonymous No.9601884]

>>9598565
Ragir wagie

[Anonymous No.9601891]

>>9598282

MY MOMMY LOVES HER LITTLE BABY BOY

[Anonymous No.9601943]

>>9599235
Help me anon. Pretend I gotta start over from scratch.

what field/profession do you recommend getting in? I'm sick of being a dissapointment to my parents.

[Anonymous No.9602006]

>>9601456
>>9601521
I honestly think it's this. As another anon pointed out, they've also been pushing the incel thing the past few weeks.

[Anonymous No.9602044]

>>9601943
Study 40-60+ hours a day for a year and complete the equivalent of a CS Bachelors (you'll probably know more than 95% of graduates if you follow this actually)

https://github.com/ossu/computer-science

Then start a business and tell everyone you went to MIT/Stanford. Nobody will ask for your resume anyways if you are a business owner. It's disrespectful.

[Anonymous No.9602068]

>>9602044
per week** for a year

[Anonymous No.9602154]

>>9602044
Thank you, desu. I will do that.

[Anonymous No.9602173]

>>9598282
did wageposting meme this into happening?

[Anonymous No.9602224]

>>9598282
Not even McDonald's is gonna hire his ass. McDonald's has a stack of applications/resumes in their desks/filing cabinets. And they would rather hire Pajeet or Juan over hiring a 30 year old NEET. Millennial unemployment in reality is a lot larger than the official unemployment statistics. Don't look at the unemployment rate, look at the employment rate for the real facts (and even then if you work for 1 day/week, you're still counted as employed so the data doesn't show the full picture there either).

Millennial NEETs are the lost boys. No one wants to hire them. His baby boomer parents are out-of-touch for thinking that their son can just go to a store, give the manager a firm handshake, give him the application/resume and get a job. His parents were saying that it's easy for even people with poor work history like their son to get a job. That is totally false. 100%.

[Anonymous No.9602250]

>>9602044
>Then start a business
Start a business with what capital anon? lol. The vast majority of start-ups fail too.

>mfw Americans are so classcucked that they still believe in the (((American Dream))) in 2018

[Anonymous No.9602276]

>>9598641

Liberalism

[Anonymous No.9602548]

>>9598406
It's literally NOT possible to have kids and have a job. Not physically possible.

[Anonymous No.9602554]

>>9598711
underrated