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Just cashed out, about to order a Rolex DeepSea Special, will it help me get grills to let me do some deep sea exploration of my own?

>pic related

>> No.9594903

You know a current DeapSea Diver has a better WR than that?

>> No.9594905

>>9594884
have fun banging that into every doorway and countertop you ever meet

>> No.9594932

>>9594884

No. You're a fucking moron. Watches are a jew scam, a shitty waste of money that produces no return on your investment. If you think you need that to get a roastie, you're such a loser that it won't help at all. You should really kys, now. Livestream it and post a link so we can laugh at you.

>> No.9594999

>>9594932
except some do appreciate in value retard

>> No.9595005

>>9594884
>Rolex
>not getting a rare Patek Phillippe
>not buying a nice suit, treating yourself to a good meal, buying a first class ticket to lamb land 2018 and booking a first class ticket to Las Vegas and gamble your way to 9 digits
OP is a nigger

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>> No.9595039
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9595039

>>9594999
Checked.

>> No.9595075

>>9595032
do you post in every single goddamned watch thread


nice watch tho

>> No.9595101

>rolex
>not vacheron constantin

>> No.9595118
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9595118

My watch. Just 200 Euro's and looking ten times better then those posh and ugly rolexes.

>> No.9595291

>>9594884
Congrats James Cameron.

See you at the bottom of the Marianas

>> No.9595313

>>9595118
but it's cheap

>> No.9595337

>>9595032
looks like a comfy pool. Did crypto get you there. Do you feel fulfilled.

>> No.9595338

no, it might help you get dudes though

>> No.9595370

Oh and BTW nobody ever notices your expensive watches, unless another dude who's into watches.

>> No.9595604

>>9595032
How much BTC do I need for a watch like this?

>> No.9595647

ITT; Fucking retards buying expensive watches that cost 5$ to make. Good job mongols, keep buying shit you don't need to impress other people. You're still a fucking loser tho. True alpha doesnt need to buy expensive shit to get validation from other people

>> No.9595671

>>9594884
get a designer watch like versace of hilfiger if you want chicks

>> No.9595700

>>9595647
>t. Buttblasted poorfag who can't afford nice things
Couldn't hear you over the sound of my appreciating asset making me more money
>true Alpha doesn't need to buy expensive shit to get validation from other people
Sounds pretty BETA to me family

>> No.9595703

>>9595647
Your buttanger is delicious. I am savouring reading and re-reading it

>> No.9595782

>>9595039
I gotta get me a monero sombrero like that desu senpai

>> No.9595791

>>9594884
Just shows it to my girlfriend and her group and friends without telling them it was a Rolex and they all said “ looks childish” my girlfriend was looking a bit angry at me like I was embarrassing her and I had to tell her a friend wanted to buy it and nod and agree it was dumb, then I told em it was a Rolex and they said “what a waste”

There u go anon, just buy a regular Rolex like submariner or something, if you have a shit car and shit clothes no watch will bring you pussy, clothes come first, any mid tier watch will look better than a Rolex with appropriate clothes, after clothes comes ride, car is the biggest whore magnet then watch.

Ofc before all this don’t be fat or look gross, fix ur god damn beard if u have one and get a good haircut.

If you’re too poor to afford nice clothes and a nice car then a watch won’t change shit, I would gamble that money in the cryptoworld instead desu.

>> No.9595806

>>9595671
maybe poor chics

>> No.9595815

>>9595647

Hand finished. $5 to make. Lol.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZT9rvtlk_yc

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Here my beaty

>> No.9596006

>>9595829
MASHED TATERS AND GELATIN

fucking white people, man, holy shit

>> No.9596066

>>9595671
No.You would be more of a man wearing a Casio than a "designer watch"

>> No.9596080

>>9594884
No Op.. don't buy this get some nice clothes, a gym membership and a good cologne...

>> No.9596146

>>9595829
At least if you ever get a paper cut from counting all your money that tourniquet will stop any bleeding. Too bad you can't put it around your heart to stop the bleeding loneliness tho.

>> No.9596242

>>9595791

I am actually amazed at how poor /biz/s understanding of sarcasm is, the watch in OP was made as a publicity stunt. Why on earth would anyone wear it, I started this thread as a joke making fun of people who just made a bit of money then decide to get a Rolex. Is it not obvious? If I did get a Rolex, it'd be a DateJust, for what it's worth.

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>>9594884
>casio master race