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The CEO of Coinbase, Brian Armstrom singlehanded saved crypto it it's most dire moment.

To pay respects and make 1000% of gains on 0x, OMG, REP and the other tokens Coinbase will be listing after the Paradex purchase, reply "THANK YOU BASED BRIAN" in this thread!

>> No.9583035

>>9583020
THANK YOU BASED BRIAN. THANK YOU FOR PICKING MY TWO DEEPEST HOLDS ZRX & OMG. BLESS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY.

>> No.9583076

>>9583020
How does this help

>> No.9583093

>>9583020
>"saves crypto"
>after killing crypto
yeah fuck that penis head

>> No.9583109

>>9583093
Somehow the shaved head works on him. He still sucks tho.

>> No.9583111
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>>9583035

>> No.9583118

>>9583076
It’ll get more people buying tokens
No Americans can use it though cause securities bullshit
>but anon America doesn’t matter
Excluding the richest country in the world from this matters

>> No.9583141

>>9583020
How do you know?

>> No.9583165

>>9583020
THANK YOU BASED BRIAN

>> No.9583186

>>9583141
He bought a DEX so 0x skyrocketed, other alts will follow.

>> No.9583194

>>9583186
No they won’t
Bitcoin is still shitting on the rug >>9583165

>> No.9583236

>>9583020
>THANK YOU BASED BRIAN

THANK YOU BASED BRIAN

>> No.9583289

He looks like a fag.

>> No.9583318

>>9583289
FUCK OFF KIKE, I WILL FIND YOU AND MURDER YOU

>> No.9583319

>>9583020
THANK YOU BASED BRIAN
plz list zrx and req

>> No.9583328

>>9583318

Fag.

>> No.9583329

WOJAK THANKS YOU B0SS. NOW I CAN AFFORD PUSSY AGAIN.

>> No.9583346

>coinbase lists omg and zrx
>the exchange gets too overhwlemd with traffic and has to shut down for days to improve their network
>kills all momentum
>both coins dump hard when they are finally listed again 5 days later

you all know this is whats going happen

>> No.9583355

>>9583020
when did you hope the price spike will happen ha.. def not this week

>> No.9583362

>>9583020
>implying the dump isn’t being orchestrated to make prices more attractive for the influx of new money.

He’s balls deep in the bullshit like every other titan in this space.

>> No.9583365

should I go 100 % OMG?

>> No.9583374

pressed S not F. Oops.

>> No.9583392

THANK YOU BASED BRIAN

post linkies pls

>> No.9583399

>>9583346
>implying people in other exchanges wouldn’t see it as a buy signal, and skyricket the price, thus increasing FOMO intensity when gdax/Coinbase is back up.

It would honestly be ideal for any project listed that normie wouldxwait andxsaluvate for a few days. Line it up with paydays (Fridays in the US)

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>>9583399
Wait and salivate*

>> No.9583495
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They are the demi gods of crypto, only second to Nakamoto himself

>> No.9583518

>>9583020
LIST 0x BITCH
i mean thanks brian

>> No.9583529

>>9583020
who's Pinky to this Brian?

>> No.9583536

All of the banks in Canada don't even allow crypto purchases any more with Debit, my OWN fucking money. I'm shit outta luck with Coinbase.

>> No.9583572

>>9583020
>THANK YOU BASED BRIAN.
Reduce your the fee fucker

>> No.9583588
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9583588

Is it required to have a big head in order to run an exchange?

>> No.9583629

THANK YOU BASED BRIAN

>> No.9583658

>>9583020
wtf is wrong with this guys head

>> No.9583709

>>9583536

So get a money order you fucking idiot.

>> No.9583734

>>9583658
All expert CEO's have elongated foreheads. This is due in large part to the genius level 150+ IQ found in these individuals. Such high IQ's correlate with enlarged brain sizes, this foreheads.

>> No.9583751

>>9583734
Thus the foreheads* A decent investment strategy that I have found to work well is to find CEO's or project leaders with these foreheads. Also always make sure they aren't poos or niggers

>> No.9583755

>>9583194
BTC is dead you dumb faggot. It's a shitcoin. It does nothing. Once it is out of #1 spot in a few months or so, it won't be worth anything anymore.

Hope you were taking profits to gwei instead of sats.

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>>9583020
Thank you money melon

>> No.9583826

>>9583020
wait what?
what did i miss?

>> No.9583903

i work for coinbase. you will be able to stake zrx and more

>> No.9584301

>>9583903
How do we know you’re not lying?

>> No.9584311

>>9583319
REQ is already listed on Paradex. So it is fairly likely that it will also be listed on Coinbase.

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>>9583020
THANK YOU BASED BRIAN

>> No.9585640

>>9583536
Can you deposit crypto into your bank?

>> No.9585800

>>9583020
Paradex is a bulletin board, not an exchange per SEC's definition. He saves nothing

>> No.9585862

Time to load up on 0x, finna moon hard when coinbase pro launches.

>> No.9585880

>>9585800
its a dex
a bulletin board requires a separate market maker and broker

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How high will OMG go?

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>>9585880
That was Coinbase President's words

>> No.9585989

>>9583020
This is just an act of desperation. Coinbase is just throwing random shit on the wall to see what would stick.

>> No.9586002

THANK YOU BASED BRIAN

OMG = the next 10x

>> No.9586015

>>9585862
is 0x the same as bitcoin0x everyones been shilling?

>> No.9586042

>>9583020
THANK YOU BASED BRIAN!!!

>> No.9586092

>>9583903
Stake it for what you fucking liar

>> No.9586098

>>9586015
Nah nigga

>> No.9586158

>>9583536
You'll find a nonkyc btc site to buy some. https://medium.com/cryptomedication/uncovering-the-real-cartel-in-bitcoin-65b56a7a00a2

Or get an American friend to buy and send you it.

>> No.9586415

>>9586015
Oh fuck man, the absolute state of crypto

>> No.9586856

>>9586415
its only gonna get worse mate

>> No.9586861

>>9586015
Yes, buy it before it gets on coinbase.

>> No.9587319

>>9585989
asswipe