/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Texas anon No.9562348]

Since nobody else will edition

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Previous thread >>9557953

[Anonymous No.9562373]

go back up

[Anonymous No.9562388]

AMD?

[Anonymous No.9562393]

GENERAL ELECTRIC

[Anonymous No.9562394]

When you buy the dip and it's actually the top.

[Anonymous No.9562405]

ok now that goldman stole everyones oil memes, its time to go up again

[Anonymous No.9562413]

[Anonymous No.9562437]

>>9562394
Happened to me more than enough time

[poophole !!M/U43BVs7Bl No.9562447]

>>9562413

Chad Staircase > all other meme patterns

[Anonymous No.9562455]

[Anonymous No.9562458]

>>9562447
Take a look at MRNS
Staircase forming now

[Anonymous No.9562465]

>>9562455
progressive

[Anonymous No.9562473]

>>9562455
Crash when?

[Anonymous No.9562474]

>>9562447
UUP is the epitome of a chad formation

[Anonymous No.9562487]

Shit its falling
Pull the plug

[Anonymous No.9562491]

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.9562494]

>>9562455
welp that's it, short all the equities. it's all ogre friends.

[Anonymous No.9562511]

Just a little tip, LB (Victorias Secret and Bath and Body Works) is going to have a 7% dividend and its not too late to get in. Its a pretty bad company though but maybe that means its a bargain. As long as your losses aren't >7 its a pretty safe risk. However if it booms you'll have icing on the cake.

[Anonymous No.9562515]

>tfw still short TTWO
>yesterday afternoon
>find out ceo is appearing on jim cramer
>stocktwits fags talking about the "cramer bump"
>today
>TTWO down 1%

heh...

more like

cramer slump

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.9562529]

>>9562511
I prefer women who don't wear panties.

[Anonymous No.9562532]

God damn Im not really making or loosing any money right now

[Anonymous No.9562534]

>>9562487
>pull the plug
I'm already JUST'd pretty bad over here by TSLA. Can't get any worse, can it?

[Anonymous No.9562548]

>>9562534
>TSLA
memes and insane ceo aside, the volatility alone should be enough for nobody to ever buy the stock

[Anonymous No.9562557]

>>9562534
You deserve it for buying TSLA

[Anonymous No.9562558]

>>9562534
It could be slow bleeding back to the 250

[Anonymous No.9562564]

I'm tempted to double down on BGFV shares but I have so much riding on this company

[Anonymous No.9562568]

Based Consumers pumping in these hard times

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.9562580]

How much do you guys currently write off on your taxes? Could you write off more? Examples: Gas, Phone, Computer, Office Supplies, Literally anything you purchase for the purpose of accomplishing your work can be written off. If you keep receipts or track purchases you can save thousands in taxes every year.

[Anonymous No.9562581]

>>9562511
long lingerie, you say?

[Anonymous No.9562597]

>>9562580
Taxes? the women of the family do the taxes, I dont interfere

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.9562619]

>>9562597
The women of the family could be saving you more if you would just hand them receipts for all the gas you pump, assuming you both work and drive for work. It never hurts to knock 5-10 grand off your report for the year. Unless you are making millions and thats nothing to you.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.9562622]

>>9562580
I literally do some of the most stupid shit to show losses when it's tax time. Fucking love losses.

[Anonymous No.9562628]

USO no
come back

[Anonymous No.9562633]

>>9562622
"Yea I bought the wrong size envelopes and then my secretaries dog ate them, a total loss"

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.9562634]

>>9562622
"Overhead" is a magical thing ain't it?

[Anonymous No.9562635]

>>9562348
AMRS is dying. get out while you still can, lads

[poophole !!M/U43BVs7Bl No.9562642]

>>9562458

That one is weak.

SNES yesterday was a work of art

[Anonymous No.9562647]

Hey guys hgow come everytime i place a buy order a big red candle follows immediately.

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.9562652]

>>9562647
You follow success instead of proceeding it.

[Anonymous No.9562658]

Never seen ITM puts as cheap as SDRL 6/15 ones. 7/20 ones are completely normal. Shit is weird.

[Anonymous No.9562663]

Looks like a bagholder has stepped out of Uso boys. Move in, anyone find out what happened?
>Buy The DipTM

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.9562664]

>>9562652
*preceding, I'm a retard

[poophole !!M/U43BVs7Bl No.9562668]

>>9562647

The algos are always one step ahead of you.

[Anonymous No.9562670]

What is a good return of investment percentage to aim for before selling off a profitable stock?

[Anonymous No.9562671]

Who /All time high/ here?

[Anonymous No.9562675]

shill me on HMNY

[Anonymous No.9562683]

>>9562658
They're not really cheap, it's just a gigantic spread

[Anonymous No.9562688]

Where's that dude who always shills Twitter, is he buying the dip?

[Anonymous No.9562692]

>>9562683
That makes more sense.

[Anonymous No.9562693]

>>9562670
i would fuck her ngl

[Anonymous No.9562696]

Im trying to make a Volume % change filter for Thinkorswim and i managed to do that but is there a way i change it to the Last X ammount of minutes.. Looking for drastic changes in Volume in the past 5 minutes or so

[Anonymous No.9562701]

>>9562675
there might be a short squeeze before the inevitable bankruptcy, or maybe not

[Anonymous No.9562706]

>>9562688
what dip
its at 33 still

when it goes to 30 its a dip

[Anonymous No.9562716]

>>9562628
dont worry. its goldman shorting errytang so they can steal peoples shares. we just broke 52wk high like an hour ago. build positions in the oil and gas exploration/equipment memes

[Anonymous No.9562741]

>>9562511
earnings is tomorrow...
you're not trying to dump on us anon... are you?

[Anonymous No.9562765]

>>9562701

lol so there's zero chance of them staying in business?

[Anonymous No.9562786]

>>9562741
>7% yield div bait to drag people into stock before ER
idk if anon is shilling us, but it seems LB is

[Anonymous No.9562793]

reminder of this latest rumor

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.9562799]

>>9562765
Nothing is ever zero, however, bet your lunch money not the house.

[Anonymous No.9562804]

>>9562765
yea pretty much. were in it for a squeeze. some guy yesterday said he was long on them, but most dont think theyre gonna do anything but die and soon

[Anonymous No.9562808]

>>9562635
100 shares of amrs here

how legit is this

[Anonymous No.9562819]

>>9562765
Not without a massive change in how they operate. I'm really just waiting for the company to completely tank so I can spend an entire day making fun of smug, inexperienced ST users.

[Anonymous No.9562824]

>>9562804

interesting. what would a realistic squeeze price be?

[Anonymous No.9562828]

>>9562793
surely they will pump in power hour

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.9562842]

>>9562793
Anybody else looking at how these GLD balls are cupped by the hand? This is like a lesson in memalysis.

[Anonymous No.9562858]

>>9562842
I don't feel comfortable investing in that without knowing the retardation index first.

[Anonymous No.9562881]

>>9562515
Playing with fire anon. Reverse h&s pattern about to play out. Take profit if you got it.

[Anonymous No.9562895]

>>9562842
yeah
GLD has always been the most manually manipulated assets on Wall Street

[Anonymous No.9562924]

>>9562881
not yet

[Anonymous No.9562934]

>>9562824
im not too sure. i was looking to get hopefully a dollar. but a third of the float is short right now. with a little pressure who honestly knows how high it could fly. it really depends on the depth of the bears margins more than anything, so i couldnt tell ya

>>9562842
careful. if FED hikes rates again tomorrow youll be destroyed on the long end. im out of metals, and treasuries till its clear whats happening tomorrow

[Anonymous No.9562939]

Friendly reminder there no breaks on XLF

[Anonymous No.9562957]

>>9562934
>careful. if FED hikes rates again tomorrow blah blah blah

How many times do you have to be to0ld

[Anonymous No.9562965]

oh no BBY wat r u doin?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.9562974]

>>9562934
FED minutes release will create volatility in bonds like you rarely see, just set a high sell limit and then boom, some one bought your bags for more than you paid for them.

[Anonymous No.9563001]

>>9562965
we are seeing retail die before our eyes

this will be the real cause of the next recession

[Anonymous No.9563002]

>>9562701
They have 0 debt yet. That's amazing. Literally every company has debt.
I think the owner just needs to stop fucking around and monetize it properly.
I'd be amazed if that dumbass really lets the fucking thing go bankrupt.

[Anonymous No.9563005]

>>9562965
They have earnings coming up in 2 days too. Somebody obviously wants out before then.

[Anonymous No.9563013]

Weed.ca thoughts? Anyone know when it’s good to buy in again 36,37.

[Anonymous No.9563014]

>>9562957
what? im telling him not to go long GLD on an FOMC day. better to sit cash and take your bets after the meeting lets out

>>9562974
sure, but thats implying it goes up at all
they could easily gap down. a lot of people might want out before the FOMC. and theres no telling yet whether the FED will pump treasuries or dump them HARD tomorrow (my guess is the latter). just wanna be cash for tomorrow, so i can take my pick then

[Anonymous No.9563025]

>>9562965

Probably the fact they aren't doing too well with earnings. It's on of the reasons they dropped there Gamers Club Unlocked. It wasn't showing profits they wanted.

Sucks if you bought calls for them.

[Anonymous No.9563036]

>>9563025
I always thought best buy was one of the few retailer that actually did well for themselves.

[Anonymous No.9563043]

>>9563002
maybe him and his buddy execs are banking on the short squeeze too? like he pulls the ol short bait outta the box, shakes it around for a little, does nothing and lets it get worse, then releases a PR shitstorm and brings his company back from being delisted.

but more likely hes just a dummy

[Panama Bro !uFJzRqBrvs No.9563045]

>>9562670

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.9563052]

>>9563001
nah, just buy your pepsi, coke, smuckers, and cambell's at your local wal-mart or online from amazon.

[Anonymous No.9563054]

>>9563014
better to sell all your gold and never touch or look at it again

[Anonymous No.9563068]

>>9562934
>careful. if FED hikes rates again tomorrow
What the fuck.
I thought the minutes weren't for another week or two.
June 12-13.
What the fuck are you talking about?

>>9562957
>How many times do you have to be to0ld
Tell me, fren.
I don't recall your opinion on this.
You have some powerful memetic skills too.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.9563073]

>>9563014
It should range regardless, if you're into day trading straddle them and set both the call and put higher than you paid and they should both fill. Yes it's literally that fucking easy.

[Anonymous No.9563074]

>>9563001
the next recession will be caused by the great Robot takeover in 2050

[Anonymous No.9563079]

>>9562670

[Anonymous No.9563081]

>>9563052
those are not retail companies
those are food producers
except walmart of course

im talking about bestbuy, gamestop, sears, macy's...

[Anonymous No.9563097]

>>9563068
>Tell me, fren.
Im just saying they arent going to hike rates because it would destroy the world economy, so nobody is anticipating unusual rate hikes

[Anonymous No.9563119]

>>9563068
Its not the actual hike, but the talk about talking about the hike.

[Anonymous No.9563122]

>>9563054
thats what im saying. definitely dont long gold into tomorrow. and more than likely short gold for the next year. were expecting rates to hike at a reasonable level, so that means USD will get more oomph, and gold will fall into nothingness

[Anonymous No.9563137]

>>9563119
youll still feel it regardless. watch CPI spike tomorrow

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.9563139]

>>9563081
ehhem, i said buy all your shit at wal-mart or amazon.

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.9563148]

>>9563081
Like half of my family builds display cases for major retail like Macys, JC Penny, Dillards. Its all going south, the stores are closing down and if they exist in the future it won't be as mass scale shopping centers. It will be small specialized stores.

[Anonymous No.9563170]

>>9562765
so i googled this shit today, it's weird i've never seen it mentioned how the company operates.

They charge $10 a month, you get a debit card. Using the card, you can see 1 movie per day at any theater
They pay full ticket price to the theater each time you use the card, so 1 person could in theory cost the company $300 a month
Once a sizable portion of ticket sales are going through MoviePass, they threaten the theater with removing their location from the app so users can't see it, unless they are given a portion of concessions profits.
The users still could go to that location, because all it is is a prepaid debit card, the app isn't even needed

I could see it working, them forcing theaters to go to a subscription model, but it looks like a long shot. Time is certainly not on HMNY's side.

[Anonymous No.9563175]

>>9563043
>but more likely hes just a dummy
Yeah.
That's really my concern here.
This is why I did a strangle.
It literally just depends on if this guy is fucking around or not.

>>9563097
Well, they have 2 hikes penciled in for the year, 5 meetings left, and right around .50 yield gap to work with, where their hikes have been by .25 so far.
I guess they could skip for another meeting, but Powell seemed eager to make the hikes happen so far.

[Anonymous No.9563195]

I just got robinhood.

How much should my initial investment be to get good returns?

[Anonymous No.9563197]

>>9563081
>im talking about bestbuy, gamestop, sears, macy's...
yea
amazon ate all of em
what did you expect?

>>9563175
>This is why I did a strangle
youre prolly gonna get bogged by that high IV

[Anonymous No.9563208]

And of course MU climbs up immediately AFTER I sell 2/3 of my shares.

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.9563216]

>>9563170
You have to scan tickets and be at the theater to do it, its not prepaid.
They sell information to marketers and advertise on the app
They have several movies they helped produce which could potentially help cash flow a little
They are making deals with theatres to share revenue from concessions.
Ted is a ninny who can't handle PR and their social media compared their business to the titanic earlier today.

Weigh the positives and negatives.

[Anonymous No.9563217]

>>9563195
Anywhere bewteen $50 and 1 million dollars

[Anonymous No.9563231]

if Nasdaq goes to 6899 today Im buying

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.9563238]

>>9563217
most of us don't have $50....

[Anonymous No.9563247]

I have 14K what should I invest in?

[Anonymous No.9563251]

>>9563195
just buy OTM weekly options on companies that are about to release an earnings report, you'll be a millionaire in no time

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.9563255]

>>9563247
24k

[Anonymous No.9563257]

>>9563238
2 hours on a freeway offramp will change that

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.9563268]

I hear DRYS is making a real comeback

[Anonymous No.9563270]

>>9563247
Put half on HMNY half on SDRL.

[Anonymous No.9563281]

>>9563268
Filtered

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.9563285]

>>9563281
b-but it was a shitpost

[Anonymous No.9563286]

>>9563208

[poophole !!M/U43BVs7Bl No.9563298]

>>9563247

A sex doll

[Anonymous No.9563335]

>>9563281
based

[Anonymous No.9563347]

>>9563286
I still have 15 shares.

[Anonymous No.9563348]

would you buy a 4chan stock?

[Anonymous No.9563354]

Lads I bought AMD puts at 12.84, how badly did I fuck up?

[Anonymous No.9563378]

>>9563354
Depends on when they expire

[Anonymous No.9563393]

The fuck is happening to this thread? It's turning into an even bigger shit show than it normally is. Did /co/ /tv/ and /ck/ decide they wanted to start investing?

[Anonymous No.9563395]

>>9563378
Jun 22

[Anonymous No.9563405]

>>9563393
doesnt seem different than the other days...

[Anonymous No.9563430]

>>9563393
threads fine baka

[Anonymous No.9563439]

A-A-A-ALT? NANI?!?

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.9563445]

I'm deleveraging what's left of my portfolio, and 10% of it will be silver and 10% gold. I don't know if I want to just buy the ETF or buy some ITM calls that expire two years from now.
How risky/decay are ITM calls that don't expire for two years?

[poophole !!M/U43BVs7Bl No.9563447]

>>9563393

doesn't look like anything to me

[Panama Bro !uFJzRqBrvs No.9563452]

>>9563405
>>9563430

Normal day to be honest. Come back when the market is shitting the bed. This place becomes angry wojack central.

[Anonymous No.9563464]

>>9563445
If they are already ITM than less

[Anonymous No.9563471]

>>9563405
>>9563430
>>9563447
Maybe i've been here too long.

[Anonymous No.9563475]

What a fucking boring day i was up 260 bucks yesterday and today im down 244
wha ta fucking waste

[reluctant kneepad girl No.9563508]

>>9563393
/co/ here

[Anonymous No.9563515]

>>9563445
theyre like kind of leveraged stock positions. just dont do this on anything without a really liquid options market.

dollar could easily go for a chad run again tomorrow on FED shitpost. idk about metals. still think those will crash

[Anonymous No.9563522]

NOG

[Anonymous No.9563529]

>>9563508
You're the thread trapscot, obviously you are welcome here.

[Anonymous No.9563530]

>>9563445
check spread on the two year contracts. dont do it if its really wide

[Anonymous No.9563532]

>>9563195
Put $1k on TVIX Corp and walk away for 5 years. You won't regret it.

[Anonymous No.9563544]

>>9563532
This is how I made my first 10k

[Anonymous No.9563572]

>>9563197
>youre prolly gonna get bogged by that high IV
Well, if it goes to less than 25 cents, my puts WILL make money.
So, if it actually does go bankrupt, I think I'm pretty sure that I'll break even on the whole strangle -- which shows me that I REALLY didn't do the math on this, and need to start thinking this shit through.
But, I doubt that'll actually happen, and judging from the 5 year chart, I think this is just a game that the owners like to play.
So, maybe I'll just find a good spot to sell the puts and see wtf happens.

Also, if the IV is so high, wouldn't making an options play on IV decreasing in the future be profitable? I heard you can do that. Wouldn't that arbitrage decrease or adjust for IV in a way? And if so, why wouldn't people be doing that?

[Anonymous No.9563617]

>didnt buy keloggs

[Anonymous No.9563621]

>>9563572
no IV going up is gonna give you vega/% move IV
but you bought high, so if it moves in one direction decisively IV will lower dramatically and youll get crushed. if you were SELLING contracts, this would be in your benefit. either way, you sell into high IV and buy at low IV

[Anonymous No.9563637]

>>9563532
TVIX actually opened my eyes about trading, gave me new perspectives into how trading works and really helped me get my jumpstart into trading.
Realizing key choices when you invest is important, and TVIX is a great starting investment for those with not much money to spare.
With all-time lows, this is definitely the way to go (cause we all know buy high, sell low is a meme, after all)!

Kind of weird when they changed their corporate slogan to "Snap into a TVIX Bar" though, didn't know what the COO meant by that.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.9563653]

>>9563471
Today generated a bunch of new tripfags I've never heard of, so I would list as a negative thread

>>9563530
>>9563515
>>9563530
The options market is good, the only thing that concerns me is a 2020 $19 dollar call is .98, and a 2019 $19 dollar call .25. I don't really want to get rekt 75% if it doesn't go up.

>>9563532
I would buy TVIX doesn't have options on robinhood

[Anonymous No.9563672]

Precum moon

[Anonymous No.9563679]

What is happening to CHK?! REEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.9563690]

>>9563653
>The options market is good, the only thing that concerns me is a 2020 $19 dollar call is .98, and a 2019 $19 dollar call .25. I don't really want to get rekt 75% if it doesn't go up.
also you have to pay attention to IV when doing really long contracts. youll get crushed because vega is HUGE out that far. if you do it well, itll be to your benefit though

[Anonymous No.9563699]

>>9563679
Oil getting bogged today

[Anonymous No.9563700]

>>9563653
with those differences in price, it must be an IV difference. thats not all theta. check time value and intrinsic value

[poophole !!M/U43BVs7Bl No.9563707]

>>9563679

[Anonymous No.9563719]

>>9563699
perfect. gives me more time to find more memes for the next run

[Anonymous No.9563727]

>>9563637

[Anonymous No.9563734]

>>9563719
It's a tasty dip. I just bought calls on NOG.

[Anonymous No.9563740]

>>9563699

My fucking calls. Fuck you Goldman Sachs you faggots

[Anonymous No.9563756]

[poophole !!M/U43BVs7Bl No.9563757]

$LTBR

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.9563759]

>>9563653
I've been here, but for the sole purpose of these threads I slapped on a trip, love you too.

[Anonymous No.9563764]

>>9563740
this just means its time to accumulate. its not like oils gonna go back down to 40/barrell anytime soon. use this time to your advantage

[Anonymous No.9563765]

This little run on the spy is a trap isnt it

[Anonymous No.9563766]

If you bought oil at 70 instead of 50 GO FUCK YOURSELF

[Anonymous No.9563768]

>>9563515
>dollar could easily go for a chad run again tomorrow on FED shitpost
Ok. Seriously.
Where the fuck did you guys hear that the fed is shitposting tomorrow?
I don't see their next meeting occurring until June 12-13.

[Anonymous No.9563775]

>>9563347
>yfw MU is going to $400

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.9563787]

>>9563690
>>9563700
Really new fag question, but do you want vega to be higher or lower for your calls to maintain their value? And you want a lower IV, right?

[Anonymous No.9563806]

>>9563787
vega is what it changes per IV move. if youre long get the lowest IV you can. if youre short the contract you wanna sell into the vol

[Anonymous No.9563811]

Citibank is the same price as oil, and if you buy Oil instead of citibank I dont feel sorry for you one bit

[Anonymous No.9563834]

>>9563775
as I said earlier, if it's above 61 at 3:45 today, I'm buying puts and selling them tomorrow morning

[Anonymous No.9563864]

>>9563766
>50
b-but anon
t-thats where i b-bought in

[Anonymous No.9563865]

>>9563834
Brainlet here. Does that mean you don't think it'll get any higher than that?

[Anonymous No.9563888]

>>9563864
>id: GPRO

[Anonymous No.9563897]

>>9563888
Trips.

[Anonymous No.9563931]

>>9563888
>>9563864
>>9563897
SHORT GPRO

[Anonymous No.9563944]

WHEN IS BKS GOING TO GO BELOW $5

I HAVE PUTS AT 4 AND 5 FOR GODS SAKE

[Anonymous No.9563957]

>>9563865
Yeah, I think it'll bounce back down short term. Long term no idea

[Anonymous No.9563963]

>>9563393
/vp/ here

[Anonymous No.9563966]

>>9563944
Got an August USO $16 call tho

[Anonymous No.9563987]

>>9563963
We already have a ton of anime posters here so we're used to it.

[Anonymous No.9563990]

>didnt hodl my MU

[Anonymous No.9563998]

>>9563393
/k/ and /ck/ reporting in

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.9564006]

>>9563944
BKS has a retardation index of 243,362, so you may be screwed

[Anonymous No.9564018]

>>9563532
1k shares club

[Anonymous No.9564020]

>>9563990
I sold a couple @ $60.30 so I could buy some Sony calls.

[Anonymous No.9564023]

>>9563998
Hi5 /k/ommando!

long RGR
don't buy AOBC, it's garbage

[Anonymous No.9564024]

>>9563998
based /k/
I don't know how you stomach /ck/ though, damn that board is maximum reddit.

[Anonymous No.9564038]

>>9564006
we should try and find a way to monitor hot boomer 401k investment picks. that way we can have a boomer index as well as a retardation index

[Anonymous No.9564042]

>>9563987
These threads are anywhere from 10% to 25% love live posts most days

[Anonymous No.9564048]

>>9564023
How do I long CZ so I can get a big titty Czech gf?

>>9564024
I don't actually go to /ck/ but I lunch post :^)

[Anonymous No.9564054]

>>9564042
this
any less and i start to worry about nico poster

[Anonymous No.9564062]

This Ko Dump is not sustainable
44 soon

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.9564076]

[Anonymous No.9564090]

>>9564054
There would be two nicoposters but I very rarely do more than lurk

[Anonymous No.9564092]

>>9564048
>CZ
Private company, but you can always go long on $SOYB

[Anonymous No.9564106]

>>9564092
I'll just keep giving them money the usual way, love my P-07

[Anonymous No.9564110]

>>9564090
i can differentiate
were you banned too? or just lurking?

[Anonymous No.9564111]

Bought 100 shares of MU @ $48.00. Should I dump now? What is potential for MU to go beyond $60?

[Anonymous No.9564113]

>That stop-loss chain reaction.
BOGSSSS

[Anonymous No.9564122]

>>9564076
to be fair, most anime sucks
(except for Fruits Basket and GuP)

[Anonymous No.9564130]

>>9564111
We're not goddamn fortune tellers man, just have iron hands.

[Anonymous No.9564135]

>>9564111

I would before it drops tomorrow

[Anonymous No.9564137]

>>9564076
It's a good thing Gundam isn't anime

[Anonymous No.9564148]

>>9564111
If you sell 80 shares now, you'll have recouped your cost basis, and everything else is just extra, right?

[Anonymous No.9564152]

>AnimeFAGS

[Anonymous No.9564175]

>>9564110
I'm away from my computer during weekday trading hours and these threads are dead over the weekend

[Anonymous No.9564191]

>>9564152
the police cant break my forcefield

[Anonymous No.9564236]

>>9564175
Yeah i know the feel bro i work 5-11 am EST during the week, Thinkin of quiting and trading full time but also have vacation time i wana blow through before hand

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.9564243]

Did someone say anime?

[Anonymous No.9564244]

>>9564148
100 * $48.00 = $4800
80 * ($60 - $48) = $960
$4800 = $960 ??? What pot brand do you smoke, I need some.

Either way, doesn't matter, I already dumped all my shares for $1k profit. I don't want to pay the iron price with iron hands.

[Anonymous No.9564248]

>Groupon: more trades than usual
robinhood tells me
explain this

[Anonymous No.9564259]

>>9564076
>>9564152
But you can learn about economics with anime!

[Anonymous No.9564260]

>>9564248
>market manipulation

[Anonymous No.9564271]

>>9564152
>implying free rent is a bad thing

wew

[Anonymous No.9564283]

nooo you were doing so well

[Anonymous No.9564284]

>>9564152
Chaika Trabant is the only loli for me

[Anonymous No.9564315]

im really feeling bear vibes rn

its time to sell everything and prepare for crashings

[Anonymous No.9564319]

>>9564283

kek

[Anonymous No.9564325]

>>9562793
I like how the picture for the Bogdanoff finance is just /biz/'s strat of buying high and selling low.

[Anonymous No.9564365]

FDC is a buy.

I'm holding for the next 2 months. All aboard.

[Anonymous No.9564388]

>>9564315
this oil bogging is getting painful

[Anonymous No.9564394]

>>9564325
the would-be ticker is rumored to be BOG
stay tuned !

[Anonymous No.9564399]

Somebody did some in depth TA on HMNY in case anyone out there doesn't know rather to enter or not.

[Anonymous No.9564403]

I think pepsico will close at 100+ screencap it

[Anonymous No.9564413]

>>9564394
They truly are Gods that walk among us. We are not worthy of the BOGs.

[Anonymous No.9564424]

>>9564403

i think TTWO will close below 113
screencap it

[Anonymous No.9564440]

I got turbo cheap 6/15 calls on HMNY, hoping to at least be able to flip them and not lose a horrific amount of money desu

[Anonymous No.9564444]

I NEED A FRESH MEME LADS

[Anonymous No.9564461]

>>9564388
God dammit you fool

Go in WOOD I said WOOD

[Anonymous No.9564462]

Last chance to get in on HPE earnings and shorting it.

[Anonymous No.9564472]

>>9564440
Ouch, you are taking on a lot of risk. There is a good chance this stock will just bleed itself to death.

[Floridian Bull No.9564485]

ADOM moon tomorrow, guaranteed.

[Anonymous No.9564486]

AWWHHHHHHH SP500 WHAT ARE YOU DOING

[Anonymous No.9564488]

>>9564472
But but 30 percent short float

[Anonymous No.9564489]

>>9564461
no volume on those options, I can't get hard to WOOD

[Anonymous No.9564496]

whats the physiological reason behind greens being so addictive?

[Anonymous No.9564505]

>>9564489
>not just buying shares, collecting divvies AND guaranteed 40 percent growth per year

[Anonymous No.9564510]

Unfuckingbelievable.

It took CHK so long to even hit $5 and it's dropping below $4.50

What the fuck happened.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.9564514]

>>9563621
>>9563572
>>9563515
I put a few of the options IV and vega into a chart because I'm still confused because I'm a brainlet. If I buy calls, do I want low IV and low Vega?

[Anonymous No.9564520]

>>9564388
>tfw pumped $500 into USO after the bogging

[Anonymous No.9564526]

>>9564496
because it is the color of nature
red is the color of blood

[Anonymous No.9564529]

>>9564510
((($GS))) has engineered a tasty dip on oil so they can buy in

[[[$CS]]] is doing the same on defense

[Anonymous No.9564552]

can anyone explain this. Is debt the main contributor.

[Anonymous No.9564561]

Theres no volitility
Its a fake bogging

[Anonymous No.9564568]

Is there a way to short the quality of air?

Like when they release the results for co2 emissions etc, can I do leveraged shorts on that?

I have some good info about fake emissions reporting that's ramping up in certain shipping industries and want to short air quality as a good way to hedge my exposure.

[Anonymous No.9564569]

Holy shit, there are some HMNY bagholders with $12 and $8 averages! How retarded do you have to be to not cut your losses. Retardation index is strong with HMNY.

[Anonymous No.9564577]

>>9564552
Kill yourself Small spec this is called the Golden Bull run

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.9564581]

>>9564510
CHK has a retardation score of 86,489, which for a billion dollar company is very high.
SAD

[Anonymous No.9564595]

Pepsico at 100 right now
CUNT FUCK
BAAASED

[Anonymous No.9564631]

Oh man GUSH just took a big shit

[Anonymous No.9564632]

Is trading primary income for anyone here?

What's your account worth that you live on trading? I have ~80k margin account I usually only do like $200-800/week on short term options or day trades no way I could live on that. I still need $45k to even begin consideration for portfolio margin

[Anonymous No.9564637]

Tfw it's Tuesday so no /smg/ podcast

[Anonymous No.9564646]

I think i'm finally going to get banned from ST for this shitty paint job I did.

[Anonymous No.9564647]

>>9562675
I'm going to anti shill you and tell you that as soon as you get balls deep, they will announce a RS.

[Anonymous No.9564658]

>wojak hat
Reddit is stealing our memes again reeeee

[Anonymous No.9564678]

>>9564658
Well obviously, don't forget the natural order of the internet.

[Anonymous No.9564693]

>>9564658
you made me audibly laugh
thanks bro

[Anonymous No.9564699]

>>9564658
just bought MU put

$60, exp 6/1

the "/r/wsb loves it" indicator was too strong

[Anonymous No.9564736]

>>9564699
It hit strike price already. Are you happy?

[Anonymous No.9564744]

>>9564283
>TNK
>doing well
I bought 1000 shares of this garbage about a year ago. I don't remember it ever "doing well". I'm not selling, but tanker rates need to recover asap. The company is positioned well for a rebound, but it needs to happen soon. People are losing hope. It's currently trading below NAV, that's how much people want out of this ride.

[Anonymous No.9564765]

>>9564736
All the real price movement on this kind of thing happens between days so I'll find out if I'm happy tomorrow morning

But the fact that it's already up a couple bucks is a promising sign

[Anonymous No.9564768]

>>9564699
I'm guessing MU will pop to $60.50 by the end of the week, and you will panic sell, losing money. The following trading day MU will drop 10% after you sold.

[Anonymous No.9564781]

Fuck I'm just going to keep holding
Third time this year that I got above$4,400, then everything tanks for a month
I started at $4,399.90 premarket today

[Anonymous No.9564782]

Just bought 2 shares of Monster
I dont give a fuck

[Anonymous No.9564805]

>>9564781
Iron hands anon. I hope the bible app you have is the old testament bogdanoff edition.

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.9564812]

>>9564510
It literally went up 80 cents today, of course its gonna rein its ass back in. Just buy the dip.

[Anonymous No.9564816]

What a lovely day to be long MU.

[Anonymous No.9564830]

>>9564768
I plan to sell tomorrow, probably at open. This is just an overnight swing trade

[Anonymous No.9564856]

>>9564830
I'm just busting chops, anyone who is a chad options trader instead of a virgin stockholder has respect in my book.

[Anonymous No.9564880]

>>9564485
Y

[reluctant kneepad girl No.9564884]

>>9564632
Kek if me had 80k for trade with, would easily net $2k week
Most weeks would net $6k

All need is $200 week for live off

[Anonymous No.9564892]

>>9564805
I think it's from my Amazon share that's like a third of my entire portfolio, and my now 40 WTI
Bible is all editions
I haven't opened that app since Christmas

[Anonymous No.9564943]

>>9564781
I'm honestly curious anon - why would you invest even a penny in such crap penny stock, when there are dozens of perfectly good blue chips, with strong business, making billions of dollars in profits each year, making real solid gainz year by year... why put money in such company as WWR?

Out of pure greed/hope that a small nominal change in price will make you some money? Out of hope that it's a diamond in a rough and will take off at some point making you rich?

Why is it anon-sama that you waste time with that?

[Anonymous No.9564954]

>>9564830
I might jump in after you

[reluctant kneepad girl No.9564965]

>>9564510
Have little bit of CHK
Its ready for burst IMO

It keep try and trying break $5
Once $5 break it going straight to
$16

[Anonymous No.9564970]

>>9564943
>memecenter
>doge
You need to spend more time here to update your memes.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.9564977]

I'm thinking about shorts on GLUU
Retardation index of 58,814.92 and it mooned hard recently.
>>9564637
Thanks for liking it :) tomorrow or thursday I'll publish the episode where I go ask normie college kids for investing advice

[Anonymous No.9564982]

>>9564943
Stocks on my watchlist arnt the same as ones that I own

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.9564987]

>>9564965
Realistically I doubt its going over 8 dollars this year but thats still good.

[Anonymous No.9565008]

>>9564954
No bullshit: it's a risky play, there's every possibility that MU will pop even more tomorrow and I'll lose on this. I'm not in very far on this one

But the risk/reward looks right so I'm rolling the dice

[Anonymous No.9565042]

>>9564884
what are you trading this week?

[Anonymous No.9565046]

>>9564970
Heh, yeah. I just like dodge.
one of my favourite memes. Not like current ones.

Chad is also decent.

[Anonymous No.9565073]

>>9565046
Everyone has their own preference I suppose.

[Anonymous No.9565074]

FED shitpost tomorrow

remember remember...

[Anonymous No.9565096]

Reminder, DO NOT BUY THIS DIP TODAY.

[Anonymous No.9565103]

>>9564982
>Fuck I'm just going to keep holding

Well, "Fuck I'm just going to keep holding" suggested quite strongly you have a stake in it. If not, than I guess that's that.

[Anonymous No.9565107]

>>9563987
>>9564152
Went long 200 shares @ $12.90 of BILI. Earnings coming out tomorrow. Chinese cartoons streaming in actual china is the future.

[Anonymous No.9565116]

>>9565074
remember remember the golden bull run of May

[Anonymous No.9565165]

>>9565096
I am balls deep in the defense dip, calls on RTN and HII

The oil dip I'm a little worried about...

[Anonymous No.9565196]

>>9564424

113.18 FUCK so close come on you silly bitches sell

[Anonymous No.9565221]

>>9565008
Fuck I missed the above 60 buy in for a put, I might have to sit out

[reluctant kneepad girl No.9565223]

>>9565042
Mostly daytrade SPXU & SPXL
sometimes buy memes but they usually wreck me kek

[Anonymous No.9565256]

>>9565107
That's interesting. BILI.

[Anonymous No.9565277]

>>9565221
I'm up $15 already, sure, but the big movement (one way or the other) will be overnight

[Anonymous No.9565284]

>>9564488
Isn't it slowing down in volume?

[Anonymous No.9565337]

imao fuck my man

[Anonymous No.9565373]

>>9565165
BTO 6/1 207.5C

[Anonymous No.9565374]

>>9565256
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-05-16/china-s-bilibili-anime-site-lures-some-leading-hedge-funds

[Anonymous No.9565451]

>>9565373
I'm in 220C 8/17 but this is a longer term play for me, need a little time for the market to realize how full of shit CS was

and maybe for the nork talks to fail

[Anonymous No.9565457]

bought QQQ at the bottome

[Anonymous No.9565484]

Ding Ding Ding

[Anonymous No.9565485]

>>9565374
Yeah, I already read that... Though their financials look poor so far. They have revenues but not profits (I would have to look into important details of why is that). And that's pretty consistent for the last few years at least. Though as I've written, reasons for that can be many, and not all of them bad. Maybe I'll look into that tomorrow.

I shy away from companies consistently loosing money. But this one is at least interesting enough to do some research.

Btw, guess you're having a nice day than. They're finishing quite nicely.

[reluctant kneepad girl No.9565497]

>>9565337
Pls tell me SPY crash
Cant look easy right now

[Anonymous No.9565521]

>>9565497
It dumped about a dollar during sour hour

[Anonymous No.9565526]

>>9565497
What kind of treatment are you receiving? I assume that is your hand.

[Anonymous No.9565528]

>>9565497
sort of...

[Anonymous No.9565545]

+0.40% today

[Anonymous No.9565547]

>>9565497
are you a grill

[Anonymous No.9565565]

>>9565485
Amazon was unprofitable for years. Now look at it.

As long as there's a trending pattern of steady increase in revenue and increase in profits, even if its still negative, then I take it as a good sign.

I wasn't expecting this last minute surge, so yeah, it is a nice day. But tomorrow is where the real fun starts.

[Anonymous No.9565566]

>>9565497
You get tits yet? Tits or gtfo

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.9565570]

>>9565547
Do you think traps are girls?

[Anonymous No.9565571]

>>9565497
damn hope your okay rkg, but hell no I want this shit to rally more.
Post knees

[Anonymous No.9565575]

>>9565497
It went down harder than you did last night sempai

[Anonymous No.9565584]

Microsoft

[Anonymous No.9565599]

>>9565497

[Anonymous No.9565607]

>>9565497
>Those fingernails
Oh my god you might actually be a trap after all. Are you getting dialysis treatments?

[Anonymous No.9565663]

SPY recovering in after houras
RKG btfo

[Anonymous No.9565666]

>>9565607
Thats a regular IV, its taped on like some ghetto ass hospital though

[Anonymous No.9565702]

>>9565663
Yeah what is this bullshit, scammy ass markets

[Anonymous No.9565716]

>>9565666
Probably has shit insurance like me.

[Anonymous No.9565739]

>>9565702
Its called the golden bullrun
Hope you bought the dip

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.9565786]

>buying consumer goods right now
The worst new circle jerk ITT

[Anonymous No.9565812]

>>9565739
>Fed raises rates tomorrow
>Markets tank

[Anonymous No.9565817]

I bought EBAY.... why...
This dip isn't coming back up is it?

[Anonymous No.9565850]

New thread >>9565844

[Anonymous No.9565852]

>>9565812
me think market will tank no matter what

[Anonymous No.9565858]

>>9565854
NEW THREAD

[Anonymous No.9565871]

>>9565850
YOU NIGGER