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9523146 No.9523146 [Reply] [Original]

Strap in lads, its happening tonight.

>> No.9523151

FAT
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>> No.9523166

>>9523146

What? Elevator ride to the ground floor?

>> No.9523185

>>9523166

just look at those charts. this is your new bottom. volume will return soon as people throw down their bets.

1:30 AM EST

>> No.9523193

>>9523146
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little ChainLink thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" sergey "it's happening tonight" picture, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a vaporware shitcoin. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Linkie NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "1000 EOY" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be. Forever.

>> No.9523223

>>9523193

this is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me. thank you for believing I can do this forever. I won't let you down!

>> No.9523267
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9523267

I'm in!

>> No.9523330

>>9523267

Good. Only 2 hours left.

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9523388

>>9523193
tell me the story again but this time from the perspective of the low-t ragie who attacks him online

>> No.9523415
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9523415

Just stop. Please. Stop.

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9523469

>>9523146
SOMEONE READ ME A BEDTIME STORY!!

>> No.9523481

>>9523267
Love this guy hope he makes it big time

>> No.9524466

>>9523330
>>9523185
well OP?

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9524488

>>9523469
I got u

>> No.9524624

>>9524488
Amazing

>> No.9524689

>>9523146

Your life must be incredibly sad OP

https://www.google.com/search?q=4chan+"it%27s+happening+tonight."+site:boards.4chan.org&client=ubuntu&hs=pZz&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiVoM7fzpPbAhVSxmMKHY_8BMsQrQIIMSgCMAA