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>that middle aged 26 year old with no education, job skills, or work experience who thinks he's going to "make it" by "investing" in shitcoins

>> No.9520968
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This is now a Joel Meme thread.

>> No.9520994

kek im gonna be 26 tomorrow. i have no job skills, no education except high school level. I have some limited work experience, less than 6 months full time though.

coinmetro and chainlink will make me rich

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>> No.9521074

>>9520994
are you me? turning 26 in a few weeks with a degree but no work experience or actual skill regardless of what my science degree says, all in on chainlink kek. Hoping to make it before I'm forced to get a job or just to kys myself.

>> No.9521075

>>9520994
happy birthday m8, hope we all make it

>> No.9521094

I just turned 26 last week

>> No.9521096

>>9521074
Not gonna make it

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I was that 26 year old.

>> No.9521156

>>9521075
thanks bro, we're all gonna make it

>>9521074
stay in there mate! dont kys. I would diversify a little though. My top 3 holds are link, coinmetro, and bch, and then i have a smaller sum that i try to use for riding shitcoin pumps with varying success.

>> No.9521174

This sucks. There has to be a way there just has to... im so broke its not even funny.

>> No.9521196

>>9520699
hey you shut your poop face! m-meanie

>> No.9521203

>>9520699
Are you me 10 years ago?
>spoiler life doesn't get better

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>> No.9521350

>>9520699
25. Already made it with shitcoins.

>> No.9521368

>>9521350
Pic of mansion?

>> No.9521375

Next option is borderline-suicidal criminal if I don't make it

>> No.9521404

this is unironically me

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>>9521368
He spent all of his money on dirty whores.

>> No.9521441

>>9520994

Me too. Happy bday

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>> No.9521484

>that boomer that thinks bitcoin is going to get replaced by the late adopter shitcoin they're invested in

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>> No.9521521

too real, OP

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>> No.9521592

>>9521441
happy bday fren

we're all gonna make it

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>> No.9521640

>Not getting into daytrading to have a sustainable future as long as stocks exist

I turned 2.4BTC into 16BTC in 2 months on Bitmex, I don't care if you believe me or not but if you really want to make it, you're better off learning a skill than sitting in a shitcoin.

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wrong, I have a job at a fortune 500 company

>> No.9521711

>50k retirement
>35k liquid for next crypto /stock crash
>60ish k crrypto

Turning 26 in June and feeling like I'm not gonna make it. I've only been working a few years and feel like I don't have much to show

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>> No.9521736

>that 20 year old boomer who goes to college thinking there are any jobs left for him after graduating.

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>> No.9521880

>>9521736
>last exam friday
>start work on monday

What is this no jobs meme? You expect a job just for the degree? Do something

>> No.9521987

>>9521880
Joel doesn't need a job: https://vocaroo.com/i/s0T12wyYLsS1

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>> No.9522332

>>9521880

>Busts his ass in college for years while getting in huge dept
>still have to do extra shit on top of that because the degree isn't actually worth anything, the extra shit is
>still thinks college was a good idea
>classic boomer cope

Say it with my anon

COPE
O
P
E

>> No.9522342

>>9520699
you did this for the (you)s, didnt you op?

>> No.9522354

>>9522025
>that many views

wew lad

other than that it looks like the perfect job for a biz-

>excellent communication skills
>confident team player

oh nevermind :(

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My favorite

>> No.9523242

>>9520699
Unironically me.

Planned to kill myself by now, but keep procrastinating.

>> No.9523468

Any anons ITT that turned their life around have any advice?

I'm 21 and working between 30 & 35 hours a week. Generally lift 3-4 times a week. I try to read & study at the end of the day; my focus definitely could improve.

I save most of my income because I love with my mum & sister. I'm a deeply pessimistic person but have managed to build up some sort of work ethic. At the end of high school I got really angry & sad, basically tanked my education & fell for the /pol/ 'higher education is a Jewish scam' meme. It took from age 17 to 20 to put my life back together (i.e. transition from obese depressed incel to semi-functional human being).

I have a girlfriend so my anxiety isn't centered around something as simple as sex, but I'm deeply afraid of wasting my 20s--because I wasted most of my teenage years.

Don't really know why I'm posting this on a coin shilling forum though.

>> No.9523878

>>9523468
Listen to Jesus message, realize God is love, and look at what God says is important in life. Seek after the Kingdom of God first and everything else will fall in place.

Many people neglect their spiritual life. But we need to live balanced since we are both physical and spiritual beings.