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What does sex feel like? Im a Virgin and 29 years old. I usually wait for my mom to leave the house before turning on the vaccum cleaner. But I really want to know what does an inside vaginal wall actually feel like? Please guys I really want to know.

In b4: lol dude just go order a hooker bro. Yeah that's easy to say but then my mom would see it on the credit card statement. She has complete control over my finances and I need to tell her what I am spending my money on at what times and how much.

So please guys tell me? My mom's really religious and says I need to wait for the right girl to come along. I'm dying to know. This vaccum cleaner is beginning to hurt me.

>> No.9505383

>>9505361
It feels warm and wet, it’s probably the best feeling in the world m8

>> No.9505417

Pay for an escort in cryptos
https://pinkdate.is/

>> No.9505434

>>9505361
Its like a soft warm wet cushion for your dick.

>> No.9505488

>>9505361
good blowjob is a lot better, sex better than a bad blowjob

>> No.9505540

>>9505361
buy a tenga vacuum cup

>> No.9505543

>>9505361
You have bigger issues than being a virgin, anon. And if you're here you should have some shitcoins. Pay a hooker with that, although you still will miss having sex without condom (that is the really, really nice sensation).

Anyways, it feels warm, and wet. Yes, it's basically that. But it's really fucking good. Vaginas went through thousands of years of evolution to be like that, so we literally devote all our lives to put our little dicks inside them, cum within minutes, so our species can survive.

With a condom it feels ok, but is more a psychological thing of actually fucking a woman. Sensation is reduced a lot. Still better than fapping, and you last longer.

>> No.9505547

Funny thred op. Still, sex is like the best feeling ever. Pussy is so moist and soft its like heaven on your dick. On a serious note, just get your virginity over with. Get a hooker. Use condom. Doesnt feel as good, but its something. Or go to a massage parlour and get happy ending. Its all good.

>> No.9505562

>>9505361
Overrated

>> No.9505611

>>9505361
It feels like a warm wet hole, it's pretty overrated for the amount of effort it takes to get laid

>> No.9505615

Pretty lame if you and the girl dont click

>> No.9505778

Dude forget the pussy for a while, just get control of your own life first! Then everything else will follow

>> No.9505848
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9505848

ITT: everyone trolled hard. Also sage

>> No.9505860

>>9505361
S3x is good at first when she's your new girlfriend and your fucking her and doing shit to her pussy and ass but when it becomes long term or marriage then sex is like a chore. You have to fuck her to keep her happy but you'd rather just have a wank to your favourite fetish porn. Every now and then you get the energy to peruse anal and when you get it she'll cry and complain about the pain do much that makes the whole thing feel bad for you so you revert back to pussy an continue fapping

>> No.9505902

Ur mom really did a number on you

>> No.9505945

>>9505361
It's honestly extremely overrated. A blowjob feels way better than pussy.
IMO fapping is better cuz you don't need to put in ridiculous amounts of effort just to bust a nut.

>> No.9505974

>>9505860
This anon gets it

>> No.9505994

>>9505361
Feels like the best thing in the world, because we are biologically programmed to feel that way.

The only greater feeling are man-made chemicals i.e. Meth, Heroin etc.

While incels are talking about sex robots, AI and all that bullshit - I truly believe and hypothesise that a simple 'orgasm' / 'sex-simulating' pill without the horrendous side-effects of drugs we have now, would be a cure for male suffering.

The neurochemical orgasm IS sex, penis in vagina is simply something to do while you're with a woman.

>> No.9506018

>>9505848
ITT: Everyone else is in the same position as OP so they don't see this as being unusual and therefore find it believable which is why they got trolled hard

>> No.9506248
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>>9505361
It's not as great as you'd think. First time I had sex my freshman year of college with some random 8/10 whore I met on Tinder, it was meh at best. Year later I'm with a qt asian I actually care about and it's 100x better. Taking her virginity felt AMAZING compared to fucking some trashy whore at college.

>> No.9506266

>>9505361
Welcome to /biz/ - Business & Finance: This board is for the discussion of topics related to business, economics, financial markets, securities, currencies (including cryptocurrencies), commodities, etc -- as well as topics relating to starting and running a business.

>> No.9506318

>>9505361
Nobody in here has ever done a sex

>> No.9506355

Sex doesnt feel that good. Not worth it at all. I'm a jew with a sliced dick though and i'm very certain thats why we put so much importance on hoarding wealth.

I might just be a fag desu

>> No.9506761

>>9506266
Hey Mod senpai

>> No.9506801

>>9505361
It HURTS when she dry penetrates your ass

>> No.9506853

>>9506248
>Taking her virginity felt AMAZING compared to fucking some trashy whore at college.
tfw I have qt asian gf but didn't take her virginity

>> No.9506865

>>9506853
well her anal virginity but not the real one...

>> No.9506875

>>9506355
So you'v never had a real sex in your life with your broken penis. Say thank you to your parents.

>> No.9506886

OP, just fuck your mom. You both need to get drunk and just do it. This is what it's all leading up to. She wants it as bad as you do.
Eat your mommy's pussy, anon. Eat her pussy and cum inside mommy's bummy.