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> Imagine being such a low T beta that you've convinced yourself you don't want a woman like this.
> Imagine being so delusional that you actually think you are more interesting than she is.
> Imagine being so insecure that you go around telling everyone she's a 2/10.
> Imagine being such a cuck that your argue she isn't wife material.
> Imagine being so autistic you think she has a penis.
> Imagine being such a hopeless wagecuck that you believe getting rich will ruin your life.
> Imagine being so ignorant that you didn't invest in EtherShrimpFarm.com and missed the moon launch to 1000 ETH when everyone around you told you to get in.

>> No.9489015

>>9489009
It is a dude, isn't it?

>> No.9489016

>>9489009
don't worry anon i'm balls deep in HER

>> No.9489071

>>9489015

>tfw when you just want to wrestle around in the sand and make out under the moonlight and stroke her feminine peen until it spurts all over the sand castle you two made together

>> No.9489080

hot but that ETH shrim seems like a SCAM really shitty try anon....

>> No.9489082

>>9489009
this girl isnt as hot as you think

take the instagram filter off and i bet she drops a point or 2 at least

i can see her stretch marks on her ass

>> No.9489083
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9489083

lmao the delusion. you have no idea what life is about.

>> No.9489101

i only date milk trucks

>> No.9489123 [DELETED] 

>>9489009
I don't care about women, I just want a single friend.

>> No.9489156

>>9489009
She’s cute desu but there’s more to being married to someone than just wanting to fuck them. Take from an old fag who’s fucked more thots than everyone in this thread. When wifeing up you want a 7-8 who is stable and shares your values and interests. And that isn’t an Instagram slut who’s fucked 100+ strange peens. One day you’ll get it.

>> No.9489184

>>9489156
How many thots?

>> No.9489185

>>9489071
lmfao

>> No.9489222

>>9489082
keep it up and one day you might find out what a vagina feels like

>> No.9489231

>>9489071
ooo no

>> No.9489274

>>9489009
thanks vitalik for making a platform for ponzis u stupid scrawny brony faggot

>> No.9489281

>>9489009
this girl is not asian you faggot

>> No.9489288

>>9489222
lol you think im a virgin because i say she isnt that hot?

no im a guy that has fucked girls who look like 10s on instagram and arent as attractive as you think in real life with their clothes off

keep whiteknighting though bitch

>> No.9489292

>>9489184
100+ I lost count a few years ago.

>> No.9489308

>>9489009
imagine how triggered OP is, after nobody with a brain cares about what he cares about.

>> No.9489310

>>9489009

Her ass looks juicy but might be all fat, judging from her upper body she doesn't work out, propably doesn't squat even. Her face looks 9/10 tho.

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9489353

>>9489288
hehe personally i've never had my dick wet but one day if i tip my hat hard enough i'll do your mom from behind

pic related it's you after my burn filthy linkie

>> No.9489464

>>9489156
>taking advice on who to wife up from a degenerate with herpes and gonorrhea

>> No.9489542

>>9489009
Why would I want to marry a Barbie doll who would literally cheat on me the first chance she gets?

>Inb4 "but anonnn, Instagram sluts are wife material"
Fuck off OP

>> No.9489552

>>9489015
Solid 2/10

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9489580

>>9489009
what is wrong with the skin on her ass?
looks like the color is falling off
how long until this roastie hits the wall? according to the skin on her ass probably less than 2 years.

>> No.9489598

>>9489580
wow never change /biz/

>> No.9489620

>Business & Finance

>> No.9489679

can i nigga get a sauce bls

>> No.9489833

>>9489071
Have an upvote.

>> No.9489836

>>9489580
It means her thicc, beautiful ass is as real as it gets. Get tf outta here you truecel cunt.

>> No.9489860

>>9489580
Stretch marks, it means her ass has changed size extremely rapidly.

>> No.9489897

>>9489860
>>9489836
and it will continue to blow up and she will turn into another ugly fat whale. this roasties days are already numbered.
but no doubt some beta will settle for her lose old holes just before she reaches the expiration date. sad fucker.

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9489904

>>9489071
kek

>> No.9489927

>>9489009
>Imagine being a racemixer