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9481870 No.9481870 [Reply] [Original]

I had a very interesting dream. Basically it was that I somehow had Satoshi Nakomoto's private keys to his wallets. So my question to you guys:
What would you do, if you got hold of Satoshi Nakamotos BTC? You basically can't cash out because people would instantly know who you are because his wallet is the most watched in the world. Maybe try exchanging it for monero and cashing that out? Idk

>> No.9481943

>>9481870
I would sign a transaction to "prove" that I am satoshi and dump it into BCH, endorse BCH and get rich as fuck. Wouldn't matter if BTC died then cause people would flock to BCH which would replace it. Doing all of this anonymously of course.

>> No.9482064

>>9481870
Buy bitcoin first.
Announce that i have the private keys.
Burn the Btc by sending it to a nonexisting wallet.
Btc rises, i get rich.

>> No.9482116

>>9482064
I forgot to mention that i will buy more btc during the panic sells after step two.

>> No.9482175

>>9481870
I would airdrop it between all accounts older than 3yo and used at least once after a date TBA.
BAsically rewarding proper hodlers