Late

[Anonymous No.9475776]

Why haven't you taken the late pill yet?

>turn up 9 minutes late to work every day
>no one notices
>adds up to three hours less work a month

[Anonymous No.9475794]

>>9475776
People definitely notice when their relief is late at all.

[Anonymous No.9475816]

>>9475794
kek

[Anonymous No.9475820]

kek the wagie cope

[Anonymous No.9475823]

Employer here. Don’t worry anon, we notice. Good luck asking for a raise, or staying on through a layoff period.

[Anonymous No.9475830]

>>9475776
just farm shrimp

[Anonymous No.9475833]

>>9475776

[Anonymous No.9475838]

>>9475776
because i have to clock in with a fingerprint scanner :(

[Anonymous No.9475927]

>>9475833
>>9475776

Was alot happier when I was a wagie, if I have nothing to do all day I dont bother getting out of bed until 10am and then spend the whole day doing fuck all because I can just say I will do it tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.9475952]

>>9475927
This but I wake up at 1pm and go to bed at 4am
Going back to wageslaving again really soon
The only thing I wish I could get somehow is to not miss the mornings, most beautiful time of day

[Anonymous No.9475971]

>>9475776
>>adds up to three hours less work a month

kek. I hardly work 9 hours in a month. but get paid in full time. kys.

[Anonymous No.9476008]

>>9475833
>>9475927
>>9475952
It's more like pic related for me. NEET life makes me feel like a piece of shit.
I don't find any enjoyment in playing vidya or wasting time on the internet.
In the end an unproductive day just makes me want to kill myself.
Even wageslaving brings me closer to my ambitions than doing fuck all.

[Anonymous No.9476037]

>>9475776
this is the way to get respect

[Anonymous No.9476053]

>>9476008
Self-employment is the best.
NEET-living and waging are but memes
Remote working is the next best thing

[Anonymous No.9476082]

>>9476053
I'm pretty good at programming but I just don't know how to start a business.

[Anonymous No.9476107]

>>9475776
>no one notices

[Anonymous No.9476116]

>>9476008
don't tell them bro
Let them be NEETS for life thinnking it is the shit

It is the lowest of low life form. Drains your soul, makes you feel like absolute useless waste

At least wagecucking, you catch a buzz every day when you get off work. You did something, you made money. Now you can relax and play vidya or shitpost.

[Anonymous No.9476134]

>>9475971
spotted the escort

[All normied out No.9476173]

I get paid lots of money to program which I already love doing. Crypto gains and shit have nothing on that, it is the ultimate. It is sad some people actually have to live with OP mentality, I guess I'm just lucky to have financially rewarding hobbies and interests.

[Anonymous No.9476195]

>>9476134
software programmer where mind works matter, unlike you mcchicken fatty hours

[Anonymous No.9476384]

>>9475776
>take laptop home everyday
>"work" for an hour
>adds 5h every week

[Anonymous No.9476526]

>>9476173
>>9476195
>tfw at uni failing software engineering
>tfw I'm too dumb for even python
>tfw literal brainlet

[Anonymous No.9476548]

I've been coming to work at 10 and leaving at 16-17 for months now. I browse internet most of the day. Software developer.

[All normied out No.9476606]

>>9476526
Become passionate about it and the grades won't matter. Software is all a form of puzzle solving and I've made it a fun thing for myself. Getting paid big bucks to solve puzzles is even more fun. Make it fun for yourself and success will come to you anon.

[Anonymous No.9476629]

I spend 15h at work every week.
Rest time, work a bit from home.

Trust me, the issue here is not where you sit your ass or for what amount of hours. The issue is what you do with your life. I spend little time at work and on work, but i feel so much is missing for me. Meanwhile, you can work 10h/day in sandwich factory and still be Chad.

Move on. Its not in your work, your hours, your paycheck. Its in your head.

[Anonymous No.9476651]

>>9476606
>passionate
>believe in yourself and all your dreams will come true, riding a magical unicorn and sprinkled in fairy dust
This is what happens when boomers ride the biggest economic boom ever, think it was all because they are great at everything, then have kids and instil the kids with dreams doused in buzzwords. Good luck in the real world, kiddo

[Anonymous No.9476660]

>>9476629
I spend 14 hours at work every day.

[Anonymous No.9476664]

>>9475776

>be freelancefag
>work from home
>havent seen an office since 2012
>nobdy cares when / how long I work as long as the work gets done

[Anonymous No.9476667]

>>9475776
I'm a janitor at a hospital and I literally work half the days I'm supposed to. We work in 2-man teams and the area we're responsible for is easy as fuck to clean, so only one of us does it. We clock each other in, and we only have to work on the same day if there's an inspection. We've been doing this for over 10 years now.

[Anonymous No.9476669]

>work in a pretty big firm substituted by the state
>Due to remodeling the business structure alot of people get fired
>one of them is the overseer of our department because we get merged with another group
>i quit during this time because im really depressed with the wagecucking there and life in general
>somehow still receive paychecks
>its been around half a year now and nobody seems to notice that i dont work there anymore

How fucked am i if somebody finds out?

[Anonymous No.9476689]

>>9476667
This is how people get AIDS and MRSA.

[Anonymous No.9476732]

>>9476606
That's a load of shite, my brain is not made for it. I tried, read books, watched videos , tried exersizes. Brain won't absorb.

[Anonymous No.9477028]

>>9476526
me except it's aerospace engineering
I've forgotten basic calculus at this point and I'm supposed to be in my second year

if I don't pass I think I'll end up wagekeking at McDonalds with normies forever

[Anonymous No.9477082]

>>9475776
>heh nothing personal goyim
>shows up 40 min after you

[Anonymous No.9477095]

>>9475776
You sound poor.

[Anonymous No.9477123]

if your on time your L A T E

[Anonymous No.9477126]

You can also take toilet breaks during your shift. Taking shits add up too.

[Whos comfy No.9477129]

https://etherdelta.com/#0xc4d6f5bfd149faf37a0decee946251820fe4816b-ETH


Just saw the announcement on the twitter about the exchange listing. Expecting 2-3 sats by tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.9477188]

I fucked your gf OP. She's 3 weeks late. Have fun waging for me cum digest

[Anonymous No.9477226]

>>9475823
good luck finding workers

[Anonymous No.9477469]

>>9475776
trust me, we notice.

[Anonymous No.9477523]

>>9476008
I had to wait for security clearance before I could start my current job, longest 4 months of my life. I had no energy and litteraly wasted my time.

[Anonymous No.9477545]

I am at work for about 1/3 of my contracted hours, if that. Fuck it, I hope they fire me.

[Anonymous No.9477570]

>>9475833
>>9476008

[Anonymous No.9477593]

>>9476669
Very

[Anonymous No.9477600]

>>9475823
>hes actually still trying to bait people with a """raise"""

I'd rather show up for work 30 min late and generally not give a fuck until I tire of your bs and find another job that pays me more thereby getting my """raise""" and getting a far better one.

kys

[Anonymous No.9477653]

>>9477570
>Norwood 1 only

Please delete this pic holyshit

[Anonymous No.9478046]

>>9477469
who is this saemon daemon?

[Anonymous No.9478380]

>>9476082
Upwork.com

[Anonymous No.9478427]

>>9476526
That image is so sad :( . If you really want to succeed, keep doing exercises and you will gain muscle memory from doing it, it’s like anything else. The reason it’s so hard is because you actually have to put in the hours. When it comes to school, you need to find out how the professors create the tests/quizzes. Usually it’s from questions in the back of the book or something. Just study those. For programming assignments, 9/10 you can find the answer online, on chegg or something. Start a slack chat and invite everyone in your class so you guys can help each other out.

[Anonymous No.9478453]

>>9476732
I feel you. I’m in the same boat. U probably haven’t put in enough hours though

[Anonymous No.9478527]

>>9476660
kek'd

[Anonymous No.9478528]

>>9478046
A man

[Anonymous No.9478570]

>>9476667
Are you in brisbane ?? Pls get me a job with you

[Anonymous No.9478729]

>>9475776
quit my normie office job after new year's, but before I left, during my business trips over 2016-2017, i intentionally doubled dipped on reported work hours. they used two separate systems for reporting hours: one for business travel hours and one for actual work hours. the travel side was overseen by each dept (it came out of the dept. budget), while the work hours was overseen by finance. I initially thought I'd try to sneak it in and play ignorant if they caught me, but seeing as how no one ever brought it up I kept it to myself and made it a habit.

[Anonymous No.9479034]

>>9475776
everyone notices

[Anonymous No.9479332]

>>9476526
>too dumb for python

There's no way. There's got to be something else going on. Maybe you're just too stressed, not sleeping, eating, or being physically active enough. Maybe you're depressed or you're doing everything at the last second or you aren't asking for help when you need it.

[Anonymous No.9479443]

>>9477600
>he thinks we are sticking around long enough for the 1% raise

[Anonymous No.9479496]

>>9476548
Same here. Although I can’t stand sitting here feeling trapped for several hours a day.

[Anonymous No.9479558]

>>9475776
My gf literally got fired for showing up 5 mins late for work 3 times in a month, kek :/

[Anonymous No.9479872]

>>9475823

I'd rather keep showing up late and ripping you off at every opportunity. Lightening the till or installing cryptoloot miners in Powershell is much more profitable than a 0.001% raise kek.

[Anonymous No.9479916]

>>9479332
lol. I don't know python but this is generally good advice for anyone.

[Anonymous No.9479998]

>>9475776
>he hasn't taken the post-shift dump pill

[Anonymous No.9480065]

>>9477600
fucking this, its worth swapping jobs, only way to get a real raise

[Anonymous No.9480285]

>>9475776
>He doesn't show up on time and immediately take a 10min morning dump on the clock

[Anonymous No.9480932]

>>9475776
Work my job 4.5 years. Get raises always. NEVER late but one time because i saw a car roll like 18 times and small children clothes all around. Thank fuck bro had a couple scratches and was alone.

Best friends start kilking thenselves after i hang out with them. Drink dinner. Come in 5 minutes late WTF Anon!???

Get a flat 4 days latter and walk 3 miles to work. 15 minutes late. WTF ANNNON REEEEEEEEEEE!!!! get wrote up. 2 writeup and fired.

Have not taken 1 single sick or vacation day.

I cant fucking wait for my freedom. Fu k this job and fuck uncloging shitters. I want my fucking prooerty manager and i want off this ride.

Shitcoiner comments disreguarded. Yall dont know the first thing about real investing

[Anonymous No.9480944]

>>9475823
Topkek. He probably doesnt care if he cant be asswd to show up 5 minutes early and leave 5 minutes late or more

[Anonymous No.9480955]

>>9475927
Trade you. I aint had a day off in 3 years...

[Anonymous No.9480964]

>>9475776
When I was a wage slave I was constantly late. Currently a NEET and really not looking forward to getting back into the wagie life.

[Anonymous No.9480965]

>>9475971
Doing wut

[Anonymous No.9480973]

>>9475776
>turn up late to work everyday
>boss notices and fires me
>no more wagecucking
Feeling comfy

[Anonymous No.9480981]

>>9475776
Im so 3008
Ur so 2000&late

[Anonymous No.9481026]

>>9477570
Holy shit I kek'd at the Tinder picture, it's so true. Men do the same shit but I honestly laugh out loud when I see some ugly roastie with super high standards.

[Anonymous No.9481052]

>>9480932
Twice I did right and that I heard never
Once I did wrong and that I heard forever

This quote is from the 30s at its latest. It still rings true for all forms of wagecucking.

>Hey boss, i just demolished Mt. Everest with a dull pickaxe in 5 mins howd I do?
>Your shoe is untied WTF
>Engage OSHA-30 re-training
>Hear about that one time your shoe was untied in every performance review and casually for months

[Anonymous No.9481092]

>>9477570
Topkek that is gold

[Anonymous No.9481115]

>>9476116
I was a NEET for 8 years. It was enlightening and not at all soul draining. I was a productive artist and it awakened my self. The best times of my life they were. Gaming for 6 hours, music the rest day after day. Persued any interest or hobby. You can be productive without work or money art is just that.

[Anonymous No.9481192]

>>9481115
>art degree hard coping

[Anonymous No.9481322]

>>9481115
What do you do? Draw on commission?

[Anonymous No.9481360]

>>9475823
>Good luck asking for a raise, or staying on through a layoff period.

L O L
Being a manager at McDucks doesnt make you an employeer

[Anonymous No.9481376]

>>9477028
The sudden realization that you are not above anyone... You are a normie

[Anonymous No.9481398]

>>9475776
Why not the I work at home pill

- have mouse mover app
- have sound on hard
- wake up play the whole day video games only run to the computer when I get a chat or e-mail.

Basically 50 extra free days a year

[Anonymous No.9481464]

>>9475776
>9 minutes
Boy, I check in at 11 and no ones gives a shit. Im an autist programmer and Im so good that they allow me to do this. Feelsgood

[Anonymous No.9481763]

>tfw late everyday
>tfw no raise because late
>tfw show up even later because no raise keeping me motivated
>now show up 1 hour late and leave 1 hour early

Looks like I got my raise fuckos

[Anonymous No.9481886]

>>9481763
Holy fuck
This kind of thing would only be doable in some kind of office job where the time doesn't matter, only the work you do

[Anonymous No.9481933]

>>9475823
So sorry Mr noseberg I wouldn't want to jeopardize my annual 25c raise

[Anonymous No.9482093]

>>9479443
>he thinks you get a raise by staying at one job rather than job hopping
Stay poor

[Anonymous No.9482408]

>>9475838
Nigger, you GAVE away your genetic material for a part time job? What fucking employer is that? I bet they are selling your dna for an extra profit.

[Anonymous No.9482484]

>>9476667
How much do you make a year?

[Anonymous No.9482514]

>>9476526
Frustrated Mechatronics Eng undergrad here made the move to Economics after 2,5 years of studying something I didn't like and all I can tell you is that is was totally worth it. Engeneering isn't for everybody, specially if you're not the type of person willing to sit down for a couple of hours just to understand a few lines of mathematical calculations

[Anonymous No.9482562]

>>9477570
holy shit i was looking for this. thank you. one of the GOAT

[Anonymous No.9482651]

>>9477600

Indeed, fuck those kind of baits.

[Anonymous No.9482684]

>>9481886
Had this happen at my high class restaurant job. I'd show up at least 30 mins late to work everyday

[Anonymous No.9482947]

>>9482684
Did you ever get fired?

[Anonymous No.9483799]

>>9476669
You quit and they kept paying you. That's their mistake.
>>9475776
Try the shit posting pill where you fuck around online all day

[Anonymous No.9483849]

>>9475776
I unironically tried that, my boss complained anyways, fucking faggot

[Anonymous No.9484301]

>>9477570
that picture is LITERALLY my life holy fuck

[Anonymous No.9484433]

>>9477570
kek, I made the pink wojak shitting blood on the floor.