/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.9474829]

Hello /biz/, gayboi here. So I don't want to come here to brag about my earnings or anything, I love yall too much for that. But I can say that I've finally made it financially.

My last step in happiness is to get a partner. I was wondering if anyone here knew where someone would meet a nice Tranny? See, I love boobies, but I also love sucking dick and think pussies are kinda gross. I also cant really stand actual women in general. So I thought a nice Trans girl would be perfect for me. I can't really find one on online dating sites (Maybe I'm looking in the wrong place. Does Grindr have a section? I've never really used Grindr before b/c I heard it was just for fucking and I like to date). Is there some kinda bar I could go to or something?

Please help a fag out, /biz/bros. Plz also don't make fun of me, I've been one of you guys for a super long time.

[Anonymous No.9474846]

Why not settle for a fat gay guy. Atleast you won’t cop as much crap out in public.

[Anonymous No.9474884]

>>9474846
I don't like fat guys. I've always stuck with twinks and otters. I'm a non-fat Bear so I also really think a Tranny would go for a kinda masculine guy like me.

Also, I don't care about public opinion. I've been bullied my whole childhood. My feelings are scabbed over.

[Anonymous No.9474987]

>>9474884
Well I guess I'm not technically a bear actually cus I shave myself and it looks like bears are usually pretty much all hairy fatties. I've always advertised as one though. tbqh I'm not very good with my people's slang... I guess I'm a "discreet Muscle Mary top" maybe?

[Anonymous No.9475005]

You gotta make your own anon. Look for confused teens online or people early in transition to get in on the ground floor. Youll have to frequent gay communities/forums online most likely and do a lot of encouraging transitions.

[Anonymous No.9475017]

>>9474829
5. All boards that default to the Yotsuba B or Burichan (blue) themes are to be considered "work safe." Violators may be temporarily banned and their posts removed. Note: Spoilered pornography or other "not safe for work" content is NOT allowed on the work safe boards.

[Anonymous No.9475019]

Your gonna kill your self within a decade

[Anonymous No.9475021]

>>9475005
Ugh. That sounds hard and time consuming. I just wanna have a relationship and suck a dick while playing with some boobs, man.

[Anonymous No.9475027]

>>9475017
It's just a dude in underwear, quit being such a fag.

[Anonymous No.9475031]

>>9474987
>I guess I'm a "discreet Muscle Mary top" maybe?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uc9_mxvP1K0

[Anonymous No.9475044]

>>9475021
Well, you get one who started transitioning too early their dick wont work. You get one too far along, they might be ready to chop their dick off. Its a balancing act. Used to could just check craigslist and search for 'sissys' then help them go further into their transition essentially until they are really a trans girl.

[Anonymous No.9475052]

>>9475031
Thats basically where I got most my gang slang from.

[Anonymous No.9475064]

Love doesn't exist.

[Anonymous No.9475073]

>>9475052
gay slang* For some reason I cant type today.

>>9475044
>they might be ready to chop their dick off
Oh god, I don't want that! I already think vaginas are icky, I couldn't imagine what a fake mangled vagina would be like. Not sure if I give a shit if their dick dont work, I'm usually giving more than receiving anyway. You can also still suck a broken dick.

[Anonymous No.9475088]

>>9474829
You’re on the wrong faggot

[Anonymous No.9475111]

Are there any trannys that are cool with their dicks and don't want to do the choppychop?

>>9475088
I literally see hundreds of posts daily on where to meet women when you make it. Why cant I have one post on where to meet trannys when you make it? I've been here longer than most people, I think I've earned it. Quit being a faggot.

[Anonymous No.9475177]

Oh, also, does anyone know if they make money? I've literally never seen a Tranny at a job except for super uggos working at costco or the DMV. I don't want to be the only financial source in the relationship :/

>>9475088
>>9475111
^^See mf, I can talk about finance ^^.On top of that, you should be happy. I've distracted plenty of really handsom bi men that would have otherwise dated a woman. I've only increased your chances in the field.

[Give me your best Skycoin Fud No.9475326]

Go to Thailand and have a field day

[Anonymous No.9475349]

>>9474829
>i've become rich and want a trophy husband
>>9475177
>he has to pay for his own shit, though

[Anonymous No.9475432]

Fuck off this is biz faggot

[Anonymous No.9475463]

I'll be your boyfriend

[Anonymous No.9475468]

>>9475349
Ya, I can be a sugar daddy sometimes but this dude needs a fucking job.

>>9475432
Fuck off, I'm talking about the finance of getting a Tranny, faggot

>>9475463
Pic?

[Anonymous No.9475479]

>>9475468
Oh youre gonna make me get a job. Never mind.

[Anonymous No.9475489]

>>9475326
This.

Get some amphetamines and you'll be fucking everything that moves for dirt cheap

[Anonymous No.9475530]

Oh kinda like this dude! He probably makes a decent cashflow. I could be his sugardaddy while we live off his income. Except this guy has a bit of manface. I'd have to dip into my cash for some plastic surgery. IDK, I like twinks and otters and I like very female looking Trannies, but if you got a Tranny with too much manface, it's a real turnoff. /Biz/, how do I suck this guys dick?

[Anonymous No.9475563]

>>9474829
Unironically KYS

[Anonymous No.9475589]

>>9475489
Well I'd want a relationship. Also Thais are expecting pure sugardaddy. I want someone who can hold their own job and responsibility. I'll fucking spoil the dude silly, but he needs some kinda cashflow in.

Plus I dont want super gonorrhea...

>>9475563
Fuck you, I'm trying to find a financially stable girlyman. Quit being such a fag and let me financially suck dick.

[Anonymous No.9475622]

5eth just deposited in 5 minutes
shrimps are GOING to MOON
>ether shrimp farm net
63eth and counting

[Anonymous No.9475665]

>>9475468
>>9475589
What benefit would he even get out of the relationship at that point?
>>9475530
>5oclock mustache

[Anonymous No.9475677]

If you're rich why do you care if I'm financially stable? Stupid fucking homo.

[Anonymous No.9475690]

Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.9475706]

>>9475677
Cus I dont want you getting lazy and fat, I want your butt nice and firm. Once people dont have income, they get lazy and start eating Cheetos.

And I need to keep this topic finance-based cus faggots keep trying to cockblocking me (financially).

[Anonymous No.9475745]

>>9475665
He'd live the bitches' paradise before and after getting off work and on weekends and holidays. Also I'd suck his dick and plow his ass every night. It's probably waaaay better than what most Trannies have. I'm not saying the dude needs to be amazing at what he does - just have a respectable job.

Laser hair removal will get rid of that. Thats another thing - with some cashflow in I will literally be able to girl the dude up to maximum capacity.

[Anonymous No.9475755]

>>9475706
That's bullshit, if I have a job I won't stay in shape. Not having a job gives me all the time to focus on my body and health. You can get me a personal trainer and nutritionist.

You probably aren't even that rich. Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.9475770]

>>9475755
You fuck off. Youre just trying to get a free ride. I dont give out free rides. It doesn't even have to be 9-5, just something to get you up in the morning.

[Anonymous No.9475777]

>>9475770
Jobless hoes are unattractive too

[Anonymous No.9475780]

w-why did this thread give me a boner?

[Anonymous No.9475786]

>>9475770
I'm giving you sex, my great body, and companionship and love. But you will never get the from anyone you stupid faggot.

[Anonymous No.9475792]

twink here, I could only imagine having a qt bf/gf that also has an entrepreneurial drive

[Anonymous No.9475812]

>>9475786

Jesus dude, chill your beans, it’s unpleasant to see so early in day

[Anonymous No.9475817]

>>9475780
Welcome to the club, honey.

>>9475786
Unless your body is super tight and fuckable, I aint gonna just give you all my money. You need drive in your life. If you have drive, I will buy you whatever the fuck you want. Drive is super attractive, if you have that, I'll fuck that pretty ass every day (financially, of course) and treat you like a queen.

[Anonymous No.9475859]

This is the gayest shit Ive seen today

[Anonymous No.9475870]

>>9475792
Hey there...

[Anonymous No.9475896]

>>9475870
Hi anon!
hows it going tonight?

[Anonymous No.9475902]

The state of biz/ faggot larpers