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9474356 No.9474356[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Since we are unironically early adopters I wanted to make a fun thread for /biz/. People are gonna get so fucking mad in the future when /biz/ wins. Let's make some "laws" to represent the people of this board for historians to see later when they are searching through all the old timey crypto messaging boards. You can multi post but don't spam.

Rules:
- If you get dubs your post is a law (Going 11-32)
- If ID is green your post is a law (Going 11-32)
- If you get trips your post is a law (Going 1-10)
- If you get quads you get to custom pick and create 3 laws.
- Any higher than quads and you get 5 laws.

>> No.9474367

OP is always a faggot

>> No.9474369

gold is the unit of value

>> No.9474374

Always a LARP unless proven otherwise

>> No.9474375

OP won't stop sucking dick

>> No.9474377

Pajeets pls go

>> No.9474391

Never ever sell your Linkies

>> No.9474392

>>9474356

Bout to fuck up your list

link 1k eoy

>> No.9474398

Link 1k eoy

>> No.9474402

>>9474356
Always do the opposite of what /biz/ says, even this.

So let it be written, so let it be done

>> No.9474416

FUD your own coin for fun and to check for flaws

>> No.9474421
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9474421

>>9474377

Good shit.
Hey I'm gonna be a nice OP :)

Rules Changelog:
- If ID is red your image gets added to laws.

>> No.9474422

LINK $1000 EOY

>> No.9474426

>>9474402
1 reroll

>> No.9474427

sell low. buy high

>> No.9474434

>>9474356
The fastest way to lose all your money is leverage

>> No.9474440
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>>9474422

Oh boy

>> No.9474443

stop loses are for fags

>> No.9474455

Bcash bcash bcash

>> No.9474458

>>9474392
>>9474398
You fagits didn’t meme it properly that’s why mine got dubs and yours didn’t.
It has to be like this:

LINK $1000 EOY

>> No.9474460

rich or rekt

>> No.9474467

>>9474356
Do not reply to namefags

>> No.9474472

Hodl all the coins 4 maximum gains.

>> No.9474481

>>9474356

When you make it, 30% of all gains will be used to do good in the world. This is not if you make it, this is when, as we will all make it, God willing.

>> No.9474487

shrimpers are men among manlets

>> No.9474488

FOMO in high and panic sell low

>> No.9474491
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9474491

Are you winning son?

>> No.9474492

>>9474356
bcash is shit

>> No.9474501

You can never cash out.

>> No.9474502
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>>9474455

:)

Changelog:
- Added wakey wakey snkaey all almast fergot

>> No.9474508
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9474508

Buy high
Sell low

>> No.9474511

I leik turtles

>> No.9474517

WASSA WASSA WAAASUP

>> No.9474518

>>9474488
Nice

>> No.9474519

If thy larp or shill ye must not be a pajeet

>> No.9474523

What the fuuck is Ethershrimps farm
It's mooning

>> No.9474542

>>9474487
green get

>> No.9474545
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9474545

>>9474488
>>9474511

>> No.9474548

>>9474356
Literally none of /biz/ deserves to make it

>> No.9474554

Oy vey

>> No.9474560
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>>9474548
you know you include yourself when you say that. Why do you say that bro? :(

>> No.9474564

>>9474356
Link $1000

>> No.9474567

Never underestimate the power of weaponized autism

>> No.9474568

always do the opposite of what biz says

>> No.9474576

crypto will fail by 2025 due to regulation

>> No.9474578

Buy high sell low

>> No.9474583
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9474583

>>9474434
>>9474472
>>9474519
>>9474567

Fixed I forgot about green Id's lmao.

>> No.9474584
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9474584

Bitcoin Cash is the real Bitcoin

>> No.9474586
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9474586

pic related and also you must have watched 200+ anime to be alloud to post here

>> No.9474596

>>9474356
Buy stocks that'll be around the next 20 years. Sell in 20 years.

>> No.9474598

>>9474586
Anime is a cancer of the mind faggot

>> No.9474599
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9474599

Op is a faggot

>> No.9474600

Buy high sell low.

>> No.9474605

>>9474583

do not ignore me op :(

>>9474487

>> No.9474608

Btc 100k EOY

>> No.9474610
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9474610

>>9474598
thats right
and 4chan is an anime website for anime enthusiasts to discuss various topics
fuck off

>> No.9474613

Fuck your mother if you want fuck

>> No.9474614

>>9474356
Blowing your money on shitcoin moon missions is better than dying a nocoiner

>> No.9474619
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9474619

>>9474586
You also have to be able to correctly spell "allowed" to post here as well.

>> No.9474625

>>9474599
Checked

>>9474605
Your ID is yellow, fuck off you colorblind incel

>> No.9474627
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9474627

>>9474356
Thou shalt have no other gods before Sminem

>> No.9474630

>>9474356
Why does my asshole itches sometimes when I wake up?

>> No.9474644

>>9474613
Op i got red, my comment relates to jihan plz add his twitter pic

>> No.9474649

BTC is going to 0 then 100 million EOY

>> No.9474655

Communism will win, unironically, hail ETH

>> No.9474657
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9474657

a loli a day keeps the reddit away

>> No.9474667
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9474667

>>9474599

This post made OP kill himself. My feelings just got REALLY hurt. I was trying to help you out and you call me the F word for the fruity gays and that is just not cool okay mister!!!

My version of the list is done cya guys maybe I'll be on tomorrow to see what you guys do with it.

Save this pic.
Tell everyone to save this pic.

>> No.9474677

>>9474627
Bumping for based Sminem, bringer of gains

>> No.9474696

>>9474630
Always buy the most fudded coin on biz :)

>> No.9474698
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9474698

Bart Simpson

>> No.9474702

>>9474677
Lucky Dubs of truth and Green ID. Kek has spoken. Thou shall bow to Sminem, the meme Lord

>> No.9474715

No jews allowed

>> No.9474720

Vitalik is our girl

>> No.9474741

RUSSIAN VAPORWARE TO UNITE THE WORKING CLASS

>> No.9474743

>>9474356
Never listen to biz memes.

>> No.9474754
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>>9474356
EOS will change the world

>> No.9474763

Whale here, Post a picture of sharpie in pooper for 1 BTC

>> No.9474767

>>9474741

Greetings Comrade, ethereum will bring the means of production closer into our grasp.

>> No.9474771

>>9474356
Posting lewd pictures is not allowed. It's a NSFW board.

>> No.9474774

Justin Sun is the one and only god

>> No.9474778

Buy espers on yobit sir

>> No.9474779 [DELETED] 

/biz/ is fucking terrible now

>> No.9474789

Boy sminem cool

>> No.9474795
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9474795

crypto can't die, don't listen to the fud

>> No.9474797
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9474797

Dan larimer is the king of biz

>> No.9474800
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9474800

Vitalik is a commie, Ethereum is cancer

>> No.9474808

Never kiss your prostitutes.

>> No.9474809

TRAC when moon

>> No.9474815

Buy high sell low

>> No.9474817

its all a ponzi, get out when you can

>> No.9474824

>>9474356
1. Buy high sell low

>> No.9474827

>>9474356
Help other bizraelis make it

>> No.9474828

>>9474800
Checked, vitalik endorsed child porn fuck this faggot coin

>> No.9474857

Bizreal #1 we are the Jews now

>> No.9474864

BECONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.9474894

The only way to beat the Jew is to become the Jew

>> No.9474907

I’m a Canadian plumber and I make more money ripping off old boomers than all you faggots do trading your stupid butcoins

>> No.9474916

Roll

>> No.9474931

Bitcoin only ever crashes up

>> No.9474944

>>9474931
rolling

>> No.9474954

>>9474944
rolling doesn't count

>> No.9474958

depression isnt real if you dont believe in it

>> No.9474961
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9474961

>>9474356
Crypto is the future of economy, don't fall for the fud

>> No.9474969

asian gf eoy

>> No.9474974

You will get hey hey hey'd eventually. Learn from it

>> No.9474982

>>9474954
>Rules:
>- If you get dubs your post is a law (Going 11-32)
>- If ID is green your post is a law (Going 11-32)
>- If you get trips your post is a law (Going 1-10)
>- If you get quads you get to custom pick and create 3 laws.
>- Any higher than quads and you get 5 laws.
Doesn't say no rolling

>> No.9474989

BRAAAAAP

>> No.9474997

>>9474356
EOS will change the world in 5 years

>> No.9475065
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9475065

>>9474356
MY LINKY STAYS STINKY $1000 EOY

>> No.9475074

>>9475065
If you buy LINK you finna be richa than my nibba Yungboy Never Broke Again

>> No.9475104

>>9474657
this

>> No.9475113

>>9474356
Crypto is retarded, always buy hype+product, sometimes buy before a hype, never buy the product

>> No.9475123

BRAAAAAAAP

>> No.9475141

always be hatching

>> No.9475142 [DELETED] 

Plushtard did nothing wrong

>> No.9475156

>>9474356
Buy holo

>> No.9475158

OP is either dead or having a long ass breakfast

>> No.9475174

Everyone must own some EOS. If you see someone without EOS, you must call the EOS ThoughtPolice with your EOS BrainScanner so they can be EOSecuted

>> No.9475178

Plushtard did literally nothing wrong

>> No.9475227

I killed op

>> No.9475236

>>9474356
Everyone should hodl Request Network.

>> No.9475270
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9475270

>>9474356
THE COLX MARINE CORPS WILL LIVE FOREVER!!!

>> No.9475273

Don't feel tempted to actually buy LINK - all shilling is ironic without exception

>> No.9475283

>>9474356
QASH is god.

>> No.9475362

>>9474800
Holy shit fuck that brainlet

>> No.9475378

Their greed holds tight to their tokens
Their bags weigh them down
The ground shakes
Drums in the deep
You cannot get out
A shadow moves in the dark
You cannot get out
It is coming

>> No.9475382

Whale here bitcoin is going to dump

>> No.9475383

roll

>> No.9475491

>>9474356
All currency in worthless,
What matters is a healthy, trained body

>> No.9475516

>>9474627
pretty girl $minem

>> No.9475578

>>9474356

Rich or poor, we all die and turn to dust

>> No.9475608

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

>> No.9475688

Roll...

>> No.9475725

>>9474356
Ey gurl, you got a noice diick!

>> No.9475731

>>9474356
Every shill is better than no shill

>> No.9475768

crypto currency, more like, gay currency ;)

>> No.9475789

>>9474356
Fight and kill the Jew wherever you find him.

>> No.9475803

It's always the Bogs

>> No.9475806

Dream big, reach for the stars, never move out of your parents' house.

>> No.9475811

Shillers want you to buy their bags, fudders want to accumulate cheap

>> No.9475824

sergey nazarov is that nigga

>> No.9475837

This is a dumb way to do it OP

Also everyone knows the number one rule is: buy high, sell low

>> No.9475885

Hodl meme made by whales for get you hold their bags

>> No.9476123
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9476123

buy high sell low

>> No.9476145

Satoshi is female.

>> No.9476945

>>9474356
buy high, sell low

>> No.9476979

>>9474356
DYOR KYS

>> No.9477076

>>9474356
Sergey is our Lord and Savior!

>> No.9477112

>>9474356

NANO is the undisputed best cryptocurrency

>> No.9477124

>>9474356
Buy high sell low

>> No.9477141

Thanks bought 100k

>> No.9477143

Always buy chainlink

>> No.9477152

Boomer cope

>> No.9477162

>>9476945
This

>> No.9477164

Chainlink is Shit

>> No.9477165

>>9474356
Rule #1: Buy high, sell low.

>> No.9477170

Buy high sell low

>> No.9477173

Buy high die slow

>> No.9477175

Never buy Chainlink

>> No.9477179

>>9474356

Nimiq is the new Litecoin

>> No.9477180

Rocket is the best vegetable

>> No.9477181

If you aint shrimpin you’re trippin

>> No.9477197

TA is a hoax

>> No.9477219

Gas the kikes, race war now!

>> No.9477255

jews are the scum of this earth

>> No.9477282

Keep thine leverage under 25x or though shall almost always be JUSTED

>> No.9477303

>>9477255
ah finally a law i can get behind

also

be fearful when theres poo in the loo

>> No.9477317
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9477317

I'm going with the classic:

>Buy high, sell low

>> No.9477331

>>9477317
>Green ID
My words are a law. Update the book, faggot.

>> No.9477413

WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGHETER

>> No.9477421

>>9474356
Rule 1. Do not talk about /biz/
Rule 2. Do NOT talk about /biz/

>> No.9477446

BCH>BTC

>> No.9477558

Arkies are the real cucks

>> No.9477588

the dick makes it better

>> No.9477616

Stinky Linkies are never going to make it