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Do you believe girlfriends are a good investment? From a market point of view, how would you asses the value of the girlfriend asset?

Something like (Looks+SumTemperament[all big 5 variables, +SD = 1 point yield, -SD = -1 point yield, subj pref what direction is better])/((NumberOfPreviousPartners+1)+Age)

>> No.9462149

>>9462132
You have a better mood if you have sex regurarly which leads to better work and higher income, don't forget this

>> No.9462173 [DELETED] 

girlfriends are a great investment unless you really enjoy hatefucking whores

it tends to get expensive

also farm some pepes

thank me later

>> No.9462189

Huge sap of time and resources, only real positive it brings is companionship if you don't have any friends and being able to cum regularly.

However a quality onahole is $100 with nice lube and a warmer and is as close to sex as it could be and you can fuck it as much as you want. Seriously if you think you want a girlfriend and don't have a sex toy just buy one and thank me later.

>> No.9462209

>>9462132
I would call them volatile assets because they can help offset living costs by living together and if you have kids with her you can take advantage of some good tax benefits, but as an investment it's all dependant on what she is willing to do or what she knows how to do
If her body is her only redeeming feature I would just advertise her as a model and collect a management fee

>> No.9462221
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9462221

I forgot to square the Looks.
>>9462149
I agree, however sex is not the same as a relationship. I believe sex with sluts/whores is more dopaminergic while a relationship has the potential of being more serotonergic, which is better imo.

>> No.9462226

>>9462189
Tomax holes arent that expensive my man unless you are buying a hip then puni Ana or exe are the only choice

>> No.9462273
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>>9462132
I'm not sure
>Looks depreciate with time
But
>Comfiness should increase with relationship time
>Letting the "bag" go becomes ever more difficult with time

It's a tough one. The depreciating looks are offset by your increasing affection to that person by your side in the beginning, but it eventually catches up. Then you are stuck holding a subpar bag you're greatly emotionally attached to, and letting go should be very traumatic for both sides

>> No.9462300

>>9462132
I've been with my fiance for 8 years and we are expecting out first kid later this year. We cant be fucked getting married any time soon.
Probably the best financial advice I can give to anyone is to find a partner. Combined, we rake in over 120k a year. We've been able to live comfortably, save, invest in crypto, fall for the buy a house meme, have decent cars and take holidays overseas. Also get sex on the regular and always have someone to do shit/ play vidya with. I'm so fucking comfy.

>> No.9462325

>>9462132
Just tell girls you can only be their boyfriend for 120 days, with the option to renew after a break of 120 days. Set the dates, and stick to it. Never live together, never get married.

>> No.9462362

>>9462300
How would you asses the aesthetics/looks of your partner? I'm glad for you bro, sounds comfy af.
>>9462325
I don't think the majority of posters here have that kind of market dominance/power to sway a 7/10+ female this way.

>> No.9462405

>>9462132
I have a gf of 4 years but now we started to work a lot and we barely even see each other.
Not to mention that we fucc once a mont, or so...

Shall I dump her? I just waste a money on cinema, drinks and shit when we do stuff togeter. I am a neet and could have saved so much better being alone
Also I could use all this money to get way better sex, both in quantity and quality.
Whores are fucking cheap compared to gf. I wonder how many cucks spend thousands of dollars providing for their shit gfs

>> No.9462502

>>9462132
If she under 18 and have a phat ass she good udderwise FAHGET ABOUT IT

>> No.9462546

>>9462362
Cheers man.
5'10", 8/10 with makeup, 6/10 without. D cup tits, good birthing hips. Average ass.

>> No.9462579

>>9462546
fucking skills?

>> No.9462675

>>9462546
Wonderful honesty. Makes me feel better about my wife who was a solid 8/10 w/o makeup and whose body has gone to shit since being pregnant. Similarly comfy life otherwise, except for pregnancy hormones making her an insane bitch at times.

>> No.9462674

ITT: /r/iamverysmart and /r/justneckbeardthings

>> No.9462740

>>9462405
Does she bring value to your social life? If you get along with her and can be open with her then that should be worth a lot.

>> No.9462844

idk ... big time sink for sure, but getting non gf pussy is a time sink too. same with money etc. meh it all depends on quality of pussy/companionship and one's own temperment

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>>9462132
>BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

>> No.9462897

>>9462579
It's your responsibility to train your girl to your liking. As long as you make her cum she will do anything

>> No.9462914

>>9462866

based

>> No.9462953

>>9462579
I never have had sex with her yet (since we're not married yet). But Tyrone says she is about a 7/10 in bed. Hope the kid gets a paler complex so he doesn't face as much racism as his dad did.

>> No.9463001

>>9462866
enjoy your ban, faggot

>> No.9463195

>>9462132
If you have a supportive girlfriend that helps you in the pursuit of your goals and can also criticize you when you need it then yes...

If you just want pussy than it's better to stay single from a financial perspective

>> No.9463292

>>9462132
>Something like (Looks+SumTemperament[all big 5 variables, +SD = 1 point yield, -SD = -1 point yield, subj pref what direction is better])/((NumberOfPreviousPartners+1)+Age)

Nigga you aint gotta worry about having a gf

>> No.9463424

>>9462132
>thinks women are good investments
Never gonna make it

>> No.9463470

>>9462132
I love it when virgins who obsess over women try to convince themselves that they don't actually want the one thing they want most.

Honestly, I can't blame you for trying to shake your desire of something you'll never have, but god damn if it isn't pathetic as hell to watch the gymnastics being aired out over the internet.

>> No.9463600

>>9462221
Oh yea because fucking escorts for £80 a hour is just sooo bad..

>> No.9463623
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>>9462189
>male sex toys
absolutelly pathetic

>> No.9464003

>>9462132
they're good investment when you both are already happy and satisfied non autistic people looking forward to improving your lifes.

>> No.9464548

>>9462132
No.

I'm spending way too much money, time in my current relationship (first gf). She's also too emotional and wants my attention and company a lot which gets in the way of productivity.

>> No.9464565

Let me tell you straight ... it isn’t a good investment... let me get to it straight

> you need to feed her everyday and she wants to go to fancy restaurants the first 1-2 years

>you need to drive her like a taxi driver because she always will have an argument why and if you don’t do it say bye to sex for few weeks

> she has her period and some can be really annoying during before and days after every month

>literally listening to stupid bullshit when you want just chill

> the ultimate win for her is to marry her and have a child so you need to pay child support when you leave her and say bye to your money

Plan b is to fuck a bitch be happy and you will save more money long term

>> No.9464566

>>9464548
Also we have pretty different sex drives. She never wants to have sex unless there's no risk of being caught (we both live at home).

>> No.9464683

>>9463623
Eh, the wife goes out of town and antibiotic resistant gonorrhea is something PEP and a preventative round of amoxicillin won't stop.

>> No.9464943

>>9464565
Imagine actually thinking this is what the world is like

>> No.9464994

>>9462132
Depends; are you a fag? Then no.

>> No.9465120

>>9462132
I charge mine rent to share my kingsize bed, she cooks and cleans as well and sex whenever I want. Its okay but I wouldn't call it an investment

>> No.9465293

>>9462189
but how do you deal with the crippling loneliness?