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9462025 No.9462025 [Reply] [Original]

Guys, why don't we find Sminem and help him to establish crypto portfolio.
If everyone in here sends him small % of our gains we could turn his life around.

I know that some anons stalked him and even tried to talk to him. I think there was a similar thread here before but I didn't see the results. Do you think this idea has a purpose? Are there any .ru slavs here who could help?

Also... This bread is blessed by his majesty. My ID will tell you the next true moonshot.

>> No.9462071

>>9462025
>hurr durr let's send our money to some random literallywho

>> No.9462085

>>9462071
Wach your words you fucking sinner

>> No.9462164
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>>9462025
>be russian boy
>suddenly some random people say they want to give you money for free
>you just have to follow some simple instructions
>create some kind of "electronic wallet"
>nigerian_prince.pdf
>tfw you don't listen to them and they can't scam you
he will think it's a scam

>> No.9462192
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>>9462025
how do we know it was him ?
How do we know he was in control of the wallet ?
How do we know he isnt stupid enough to give his private key to another biztard ?
Just leave the memes be memes .

>> No.9462330

>>9462164
To my knowledge, he is aware what he has become on the internet. He'll know that this is not shit if we play it right.
All we need to do is to find a russian anon who is going to contact him. He has to have social skills and good attitude too. He can explain our motives to Sminem and make him post here. Imo if he posts his face with timestamps and adress we would have more than enough to show our gratitude and shower him with gold
Just imagine real fucking based Sminem posting here on /biz/. He would become a superstar

>>9462192
Someone stalked him on russian Facebook. I've seen his profile but I can't find it now.

>> No.9462390

We already tried this "The Sminem Wildlife Fund". Im actually the one that came up with the name.

I'd like to try again, but he's super unresponsive to it. It would be really cool and funny to make him rich... He deserves it.

>> No.9462457

>>9462390
>i already tried to scam anons into giving me money using sminem's image but i failed miserably
ftfy

>> No.9462561

>>9462457
I'm not a scammer. I have plenty of money, stop projecting.
I just want him to set up an ETH wallet and have people donate to it.
Calm your beard, you duplicitous onion.

>> No.9462648

>>9462390
I love this name, kek.
I'm afraid that language is the greatest barrier here. I doubt that he can speak any englando

>>9462457
gtfo bitch, not everyone in here is a pajeet finding a way to scam ppl on $5

>> No.9462785

https://m.ok.ru/profile/559073617823

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>>9462025
>>9462390
zdrastwujtie rebiata
it's me Roma
send ETH

>> No.9462957

>>9462785
Love ya

>> No.9463048

>>9462785
Shit, look what I've found!
https://m.ok.ru/profile/569239662565

>> No.9463157
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It would be the crypto equivalent of this.

>> No.9463803

I found out his btc address
1NMo5j7WVKoHiGhV47YzBvCP1kEoPh3z2q