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9457071 No.9457071 [Reply] [Original]

if you’d pick red, neck yourself, brainlet

>> No.9457086

>>9457071
I picked the blue button, tried it with a coin flip and won. yay.

>> No.9457088

>>9457071
I would easily pick the 1mil. you sound bitter so it doesn't surprise me that you need a hundred million just to feel anything resembling happiness.

>t. economics major

>> No.9457094

>>9457071
>if you make thread, neck yourself brainlet

>> No.9457097
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9457097

>>9457086
you chose wisely

>> No.9457106

>>9457086
there is no blue button. sorry all you win is color blindness

>> No.9457110

50% chance of nothing

>> No.9457124

Million is enough to live comfortably until suicide at 35.

>> No.9457126

>>9457110
better odds than investing in crypto

>> No.9457137

>>9457071
why neck self ? I'd admit taking 1M for 100% then trying somehow to transform them in 100M. I still have more chances to succeed than some instant 0 (your other 50% half).
Basically, you should neck yourself OP for this kind of garbage

>> No.9457153

>>9457071
If this was between 10k or 1 million i would pick the green button. However i'm not gonna miss out on 1MM for 100 MM

>> No.9457177

>>9457071

>take the 1 million
>invest it in some shitcoin or stocks that pays dividends
>live a work free life

>> No.9457198

>>9457071
>what is Kelly Criterion
children itt

>> No.9457213

>guaranteed comfort for the rest of your life

Vs

>50% chance of comfort 50% chance of spending the rest of your life wracked with regret that you didn't take the million because you're a greedy turd

>> No.9457216

>>9457071
You should take diminishing return into account. After $1 Million, more money has diminishing return, so using the $1M vs $50M expectancy argument is retarded

>> No.9457232

>>9457071
>100% guaranteed to be rich enough to start diversifying my portfolio and live modestly without wageslaving at all
>50% chance to win a fuck you money, 50% to continue your broke, miserable life as a slave to Mr Noseberg forever
I believe I'm not the brainlet here, anon.

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9457275

>>9457071
Only poorfags pick red. One million is nothing.

>>9457088
>Getting an (((education))) in (((economics)))
Retard detected.

>> No.9457281

>>9457232
not to mention now you know you could have had 1 million but you were a faggot.

>> No.9457293

>>9457275
this is true anon, if I already had over 10 million and was ok I would probably gamble on the 100 mil.
but i'm not a larping faggot so i'd pic the 1 mill for sure.

>> No.9457294

>>9457275
I can tell you're dumb as shit and you have no idea.

>> No.9457299

>>9457071
I would press red even if green was a 90% chance of $100M.

>> No.9457306

>>9457232
50% chance of this, 50% chance of KYS OP

>> No.9457325

>>9457275
>Only poorfags pick red. One million is nothing
100 million is also nothing. If you actually think that's something, then you're a poorfag

>> No.9457342

>>9457275
Lmao, you sound like a brainlet who always "think with his gut".

>> No.9457390

wtf? Ill just press the green button multiple times before anyone notices