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9456438

Coinbase won't verify my ID..WTF. Anonymous Wed May 16 01:49:12 2018 No.9456438 [Reply] [Original]

i sent 2MB each high def photo, front and back to them and still fail

>>	Anonymous Wed May 16 01:50:24 2018 No.9456452 This happens sometimes, if your face is butt-ass fucking ugly the software will reject it. Contact support

>>	Anonymous Wed May 16 01:52:53 2018 No.9456476 >>9456438 If your face is deformed their facial recognition algorithm doesn't recognize it

>>	Anonymous Wed May 16 01:56:23 2018 No.9456520 >>9456438 If your face is gray your tucked

>>	Anonymous Wed May 16 01:57:19 2018 No.9456527 Use the mobile app, but that doesn’t help if the software thinks you’re taking a photo of your arse instead. It only can detect faces if they look at least 50% human.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 16 01:57:25 2018 No.9456528 >>9456438 *gay

>>	Anonymous Wed May 16 02:01:26 2018 No.9456566 >>9456438 NORMIES ARE FLOODING BACK IN!!!! THIS IS NOT A DRILL

>>	Anonymous Wed May 16 02:01:58 2018 No.9456568 >>9456438 >face is all fucked up worse than Quasimodo from hunch back of notredam > needs a voice modulator to talk properly from the home in his throat >has a tooth growing from side of his forehead >also severe autism Just stick with money market op

>>	Anonymous Wed May 16 02:03:21 2018 No.9456579 >>9456476 Kek /thread

>>	Anonymous Wed May 16 02:03:57 2018 No.9456582 File: 31 KB, 502x502, 15EBA0FD-AF09-4E6B-8ACA-36B454550BEF.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9456438 Please unplug your machine and wait 15 seconds

>>	Anonymous Wed May 16 02:04:55 2018 No.9456592 >>9456438 Hi Rampeet, Thank you for contacting Coin base recognition support. Unfortuntly we are not accepting Pooey gooey ugly shitfaces such as yourself at these times. Please try again later.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 16 02:06:11 2018 No.9456602 >>9456592 Oh shit sorry wrong person, didn't mean to make you feel bad. Cheers friend!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 16 02:06:34 2018 No.9456608 I heard they've been rejecting south americans, where are you from OP?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 16 02:07:16 2018 No.9456617 >>9456452 Loooool was about to post this

>>	Anonymous Wed May 16 02:11:09 2018 No.9456650 >he didn't mine his own eth >he has to buy crypto with .guvbux >he fomo'd so hard he has to upload .guv ID to quickly increase the limit of .muhguvbux Time to sell.