/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.9446048]

Everyone else is too lazy to make a new thread edition

Popular brokers for stock trading:
Robinhood
>commission free and no minimum to open
http://www.robinhood.com

> How is it free?
Robinhood earns revenue by collecting interest on cash/securities and fees from their Robinhood Gold service

> It's been X days, why isn't my account verified yet?
Not being approved in 3 days seems to be the new norm. Nevertheless, call/email their support if you've been waiting more than that.

> When is it coming to my country?
The only "plans" are on an Australian and Chinese beta. Neither of which has gained much traction.

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Earnings Report Calendar:
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Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
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S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on Options:
Part 1 : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
Part 2 : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]

FED shitposting schedule
https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar/

previous thread boards.4chan.org/biz/thread/9441977

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.9446088]

FIRST FOR HMNY

[Anonymous No.9446101]

Stocks are overpriced

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.9446107]

mfw when I've been here for like a fucken decade and never understood how to see a reply count inside a thread until 30 seconds before I wrote this.

[earnigns fag No.9446114]

canadian solar ER before hours is it really worth the risk?

[Anonymous No.9446130]

who bought spotify?

[Anonymous No.9446132]

>>9446088
Fuck HMNY
ALT is the only squeeze for /smg/

[reluctant kneepad girl No.9446143]

>>9445715
>>9445552
Kek
It not my dad damnit, it was elementary teacher!

Besides the people behind glass are play game.
>You get payed $100k or 2x net worth to have hands and feet bound then you are put in prize pool case
>You then have dodge funfair game noose controlled by players
>if you survive for 1 hour you get let out victoriously. But if lose....
>x.x game over and everyone watch you hang!
>the player also get keep your corpse
It metaphors for stock markets. The girl in front Nico poster.
Also apparently $FUN is real stock !!!


YES DUMPPPPPPPPPP *snaek tounge*

[Anonymous No.9446180]

buy ko

[Anonymous No.9446182]

>>9445714
There isn't going to be a moon on HMNY and for the record, ALT is going to tank after earnings.

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.9446198]

>>9446132
honestly ALT is a gamble right now with ER in the morning.. but thats what this place is for right?

[Anonymous No.9446208]

just FOMO'd into ALT

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.9446227]

BGFV is a comfy short squeeze to be in desu

[Anonymous No.9446230]

>>9446198
Odds are their massive incoming ER miss is probably already priced in.
>>9446208
You ignorant slut, prepare for 50% losses.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.9446231]

>>9446143
What the fuck. Really glad you didn't give me succ.

I use to be paranoid about multiple people being kneepad girl, but now I realize only one person can be this insane

[Anonymous No.9446235]

I traded my DOW for the QQQ and SPY
Do your worst bogs

[Anonymous No.9446241]

>>9446198
NLST is the real overnight earnings play.

[Anonymous No.9446258]

>>9446208
>Buy alt
>Immediately -5%

[Anonymous No.9446310]

>>9446258
KEEP BUYING

[Anonymous No.9446312]

>>9446258
I had 30 shares at .56 just for he keks, just sold for a .12 profit. I'm officially the only person on the planet now that has ever taken profits on ALT.

[Anonymous No.9446317]

>Didn't buy EGY again

FUCK

[Anonymous No.9446342]

XOM

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.9446360]

I'm never touching UVXY again, fuck that shit. I'm using VXX from now on. Yeah!

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.9446367]

>>9446342
>1 post by this idea
>literally just dropping a ticker
What's your end game here?

[Anonymous No.9446382]

>>9446231
Like I said comfy, you would have went to see it, and never came back.

[Anonymous No.9446393]

>>9446107
another oldfag?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.9446409]

>>9446393
Ima newfag.

[Anonymous No.9446411]

>>9446393
Eww I fall into the reddit category, I feel unclean now.

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.9446432]

>>9446393
>2010
fuck i barely fell into the cancer category

[Anonymous No.9446443]

>>9446393
I miss the DESU spamming days...

[Texas anon No.9446463]

>>9446393
>tfw Reddit

[earnigns fag No.9446510]

>>9446393
cancer here

[Anonymous No.9446518]

>>9446393
somewhere between newfag and cancer dont remember

[Anonymous No.9446540]

PUMP IT

[Anonymous No.9446551]

>put in a stop loss for 5.52 on tvix earlier
>drops there and immediately rises back up
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
10%gains though but fuck me up the ass

[Anonymous No.9446556]

BUY SOXL YOU FUCKERS

BUY SOXX

BUY BUY BUY

TRUMP IS GOING TO COMPROMISE WITH CHINA AND ALL THE MARKETS WILL BE HAPPY. ITS FUCKING OBVIOUS

[Anonymous No.9446557]

>>9446409
me too i guess (late 2007)
>>9446411
as you should
>>9446432
thats the year i graduated highschool, and browsed something other than /b/
you might be alright

>pools closed

>there are people here who cant even tri-force

I waisted too much time on /b/

[earnigns fag No.9446586]

post your all time chart, age, and occupation
>started back in oct. 26, 2017
>20
>student/ grocery clerk

[Anonymous No.9446593]

>>9446551
Stop playing TVIX and UVXY, they're cancer.

[Anonymous No.9446600]

>>9446048
Anyone had a chance to look into Clinuvel. It looks ripe

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.9446625]

>>9446557
▼▼
▼
amidoinrite

[Anonymous No.9446626]

we're pumping
My robinfeels graph just broke out

quick buy Pep and Ko

[Anonymous No.9446635]

Oh fuck yea bud, clocked out and came home to being up 50% instead of 44%!

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.9446670]

>>9446625
>▼▼
>▼

mfw i've always been a laptop poster without a number pad so i would always just copy an paste and pretend i'm just trolling

[Anonymous No.9446679]

>>9446586
Almost me
>>started back in Mar 2016
>>25
>>student/was grocery clerk, now grocery store butcher

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.9446682]

>>9446670
>mfw i've always been a laptop poster without a number pad so i would always just copy an paste and pretend i'm just trolling
literally cancer.

[Anonymous No.9446699]

Is SPY going to the moon?

[Anonymous No.9446704]

>>9446586
>started March
>23
>neuro grad student

We're gonna make it lads

[Anonymous No.9446706]

>>9446626
I should be buying SPY calls right now but I think I'll sit this one out and enjoy the days gains. It's a nice day out i'm going to step away. Before I leave I have to say that You, bagholder extreme, were the slimest, greasiest, slimball faggot kike nigger shill here. YYour stock market knowledge is abysmal and anyone who listens to you is bound to lose money. Literally kill yourself

[Anonymous No.9446712]

Investment question: planning to spend ~$80k that I have right now on down payment 2 years later. Right now it's sitting in VMMXX. Is it a good idea to move it to VFSUX?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.9446717]

What just happened everything is turning around?

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.9446731]

>>9446682
oh you can read>>9446432
good job

[Anonymous No.9446740]

>>9446393
Original fag, feels bad man.

I remember when 4 chan kept running out of money, now its a CIA honeypot

[Anonymous No.9446752]

>>9446679
/produce/ here

[Anonymous No.9446778]

Whoever suggested SDRL last week, god bless you. I am loving these gains right now.

[Anonymous No.9446784]

>>9446393
kek

[Anonymous No.9446798]

>>9446556

FUCKING BUY MORE YOU SHITS

GOD DAMMIT I AM IN THE RED BY A LOT NOW BUY MY BAGS

BUY SEMICONDUCTOR COMPANIES YOU BASTARDS
BUY INTEL BUY NVDA BUY TEXAS INSTRUMENTS

CHINA X USA FRIENDSHIP FOREVER
TRUMP WILL MAKE A GREAT DEAL THAT IS BENEFICIAL TO EVERYONE. THERE IS NO CHIP MANUFACTURING CRISIS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.9446901]

Too many of us have abandoned the Lord to worship the kike false idol of a golden bull. A great Bear market shall be our fate

[Anonymous No.9446911]

>>9446717
2017 again, buy every dip

[Anonymous No.9446933]

>>9446901
Youre about to get trampled

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.9446968]

>>9446911
We're going to party like it's 2017 again?

[Anonymous No.9446970]

>>9446740
>now its a CIA honeypot
why does the CIA have to infiltrate such asinine bullshit all the time? dont they have fucking anything else to do? oh no, lets go social engineer some autists into a super weapon instead. fucking retards

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.9446982]

bought some more ALT.. just going to take a bunch of xannax and sleep through earnings desu

[Anonymous No.9447004]

>>9446968
We're going all the way back

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.9447008]

>>9446970
>why does the CIA have to infiltrate such asinine bullshit all the time? dont they have fucking anything else to do?
CIA is like the losers that nobody wants at the party as soon as they show up the party moves somewhere else meanwhile they sit there going.. come on.. the party is still cool.. while holding sparklers and oduls

[Anonymous No.9447009]

>>9446970
if faggots didnt keep coming here and saying "some of you guys are alright, dont go to X tomorrow" and then doing school shootings or incel uprisings then we wouldnt have this problem

[Texas anon No.9447023]

>>9446982
I miss my benzos sometimes. I was still a poorfag but I didn’t care.

[Anonymous No.9447045]

Some of you guys are alright
Dont buy the Vix tomorrow

[Anonymous No.9447051]

>>9446970
They just do what they're ordered. Besides, it's not as if you can't say weaponized autism hasn't been an effective tactic on their part.

[Anonymous No.9447059]

>>9446101
Your mother's overpriced.

[Anonymous No.9447062]

>>9447009
are you retarded? 90% of the time that IS the feds
the whole point is to marginalize and radicalize autists and drag this place and all other places like it down together

any time you ever see any of those posts you are supposed to say
HAI FBI-KUN

[Anonymous No.9447070]

>>9446982
Holding HMNY and ALT at the same time.

[Anonymous No.9447078]

>>9446798
Just sell your bags and dump it into NLST. Double your money by end of week.

[Anonymous No.9447083]

haha
jokes on YOU bogs
i flipped my TLT puts to calls 20mins ago

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.9447119]

>>9447083

[Texas anon No.9447122]

>>9446970
Something to do with /pol/, gamergate, and the election though /pol/ would tell you it’s the Jews. I do miss Pre election /pol/ though.

[Anonymous No.9447123]

>>9447078
>NLST
>penny stock earnings play

hmmmmm

[Anonymous No.9447127]

>>9447083
>He thinks he is gonna make it
>Kill him

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.9447129]

one day we should have a thread focused on getting rid of peoples bags..

we will go through everyones stocks and figure out which bag we all have in common and focus on that one stock

[Anonymous No.9447168]

>>9447122
I miss pre election /int/ (aka pol lite now)
pre flag in was even better tho

[Anonymous No.9447184]

>>9447129
You've already been buying my ALT bags big5goi

[Anonymous No.9447192]

>>9447122
they were here well before that m8. believe me. remember the rule "dont mess with football?". that kid got v& within days and that was like a decade ago. they were pretty obvious even back then

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.9447207]

>>9447123
>>9447078
id buy some NLST if i wasn't already in ALT so much.. NLST looks better technically imo desu

[Anonymous No.9447214]

>>9447168
i used to hang around /int/ a lot before the cuckening. it was really comfy and everyone would show me cool music from fucking everywhere

[Anonymous No.9447229]

GUYS?

[Anonymous No.9447240]

>>9447229
Are we going to make it?

[Anonymous No.9447249]

>>9447070
>>9446182
>>9446132
Just bought 7k shares of HMNY. I'm going to prove you fags wrong.

[Anonymous No.9447253]

>>9447207
yeah if we put the squeeze on the 10%short float itll run for sure

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.9447255]

>>9447184
i sold alot of my ALT bags around .80 but then loaded up again to average down the remainder of my shares

[Anonymous No.9447258]

DONT DIP ON ME POWER HOOOOOOOOURR

[Anonymous No.9447294]

I shorted TRXC at the beginning of a 4-day bull streak

FML

[Anonymous No.9447299]

SPY Giving me Buy Signals

what do?

[Anonymous No.9447309]

>>9447294
*AMA

[Anonymous No.9447350]

It's power hour. HMNY is either going to pump hard or dump hard. Lets get this shit rolling.

[Anonymous No.9447356]

The 2018 Farm Bill is gonna pass soon. Hemp is gonna surge like a motherfucker. It's like you hate money if you're not scooping some up.

[Anonymous No.9447361]

>>9447299
Join the Raytheon Ramadan YOLO party.

[Anonymous No.9447424]

Is it even worth buying a $2.5 call on NLST for shits and gigs?

[Anonymous No.9447492]

>>9447424
Or just buy the underlying*

[Anonymous No.9447495]

Holy shit Mattel is making some moves.

[Anonymous No.9447505]

>>9447361
Meme it boys - I want to pay off my mortgage this konth

[Anonymous No.9447512]

[Anonymous No.9447540]

Impenetrable support at 2700

[Anonymous No.9447541]

>>9447350
I own both of those.

One has to moon.

[Anonymous No.9447563]

>>9447424
no of course not
the stock is 18cents. wtf are you thinking anon?

[Anonymous No.9447565]

NVIDIA is going to go back up right guys? My call isn't going to expire worthless right?

[Anonymous No.9447587]

>>9447565
whats your delta? how much time?

[Anonymous No.9447591]

are they done selling yet

[Anonymous No.9447613]

>>9447563
I want NLST to become the next AMD so I can shitpost about it on ST

[Anonymous No.9447630]

>>9447587
.3610
Expires the 18th

[Anonymous No.9447645]

>>9447613
that doesnt make any sense
just buy it

>>9447630
oh
no they will die worthless

[Anonymous No.9447649]

>>9447630
Jeez, what's the Theta? It has to be high

[Anonymous No.9447660]

WHY IS THE MARKET CRASHIGN

[Texas anon No.9447662]

>>9447505
What if North Korea has been our puppet all along? What if we’ve been funding their entire economy for the past 30 years and in return they do exactly what we say when we say? Past presidents have used them to perpetuate a small Cold War to make themselves long better. Trump is trying to spend all the political capital at once to make himself look like the great peacemaker.
Maybe I should go to /x/ but something doesn’t seem right about this sudden peace.

[Anonymous No.9447674]

>>9446367

[Anonymous No.9447676]

TLT is gonna gap up tomorrow. any of you guys hanging on with those TLT puts should hedge overnight with some shorter term calls imo

[Anonymous No.9447689]

>>9447649
-.5558

[Anonymous No.9447708]

>>9447689
Fuck dude, that's going to eat away any gains you might even make

[Anonymous No.9447732]

>>9447708
What do you think sell now at a 13% loss or hold till tomorrow

[Anonymous No.9447736]

Time to break out the Crowne Russe Gin

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.9447746]

>>9447674
I could open a beer with his chin.

[Anonymous No.9447757]

>>9447732
Cut losses anon

[Anonymous No.9447761]

>>9447736
I started drinking an hour ago

[Anonymous No.9447767]

>>9447732
literally run as fast as you can. theres no way youre going to see anything substantially green even if it moves for you at this point

[Anonymous No.9447790]

>>9447662
I fully believe they're a CIA puppet; at the least our NK news is CIA fed.

[Anonymous No.9447801]

>>9447757
>>9447767
Done, if Nvidia goes up tomorrow I will have gotten BOGGED

[Anonymous No.9447823]

>>9447790
>our NK news is CIA fed
so much this

>>9447801
with 3 days left? youre only choice was to be bogged m8

[Anonymous No.9447828]

>>9447801
Anon I...

[Anonymous No.9447841]

>>9447801
Yea man that Theta wouldn't have done you any favors, Nvidia would have to go on a tear to get any profit

[Anonymous No.9447894]

Someone shill me a stock to buy.

[Anonymous No.9447911]

>>9447894
SMRT

[Anonymous No.9447917]

>>9447828
this picture...
its...
how could /pol/ be so blind? it was never the jews. it was always the bogs. the jews are nothing more than chew toys to those massive jawlines

[Anonymous No.9447927]

Buying GEO, the prison REIT

[Anonymous No.9447943]

>>9447911
why? don't just say the ticker, give me a reason

[Anonymous No.9447944]

>>9447350
Saved for later

[Anonymous No.9447958]

>>9447894
NLST
ER is tonight, its down 50% over the last quarter, and short float is 10%. its a small cap gamble and its 18cents a share BUY

[Anonymous No.9447969]

spy calls now?

[Anonymous No.9447986]

>>9447927
CXW is pretty nice too.

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.9447990]

had $10 left in my robinhood account decided to put it all on NLST.. i know.. i'm kinda a bad ass that likes to live dangerously

[Anonymous No.9447995]

>tfw was down $2000 earlier but now im only down $1900

heh.. nothin personnel kiddo,
its just my raw skill as a daytrader ;)

[Anonymous No.9447997]

>>9447943
Look at the past 3 months of gains with earnings in about a week which should be good. Might want to wait for a small pull back after the couple of green days.

[Anonymous No.9448004]

>>9447969
fuck dat
TLT calls
bonds about to bounce back hard for sure

>>9447943
hey
read >>9447958

[Anonymous No.9448013]

You literal fucking faggots i would have made my money back on the option if i just waited to sell it now. FUCKING BOGGS

[Anonymous No.9448024]

>tfw having to do Norbert gambit at cibc prevented me from buying a ton of amd.

Literally so annoying. I don't want to pay $100's of dollars in conversion fees just buying USD stock with CAD. I have to literally call these fucks up to do the gambit too, so deterring. It's either that or a delayed gambit.

Reee

[Anonymous No.9448049]

>>9447943
With Jews, you win. It's a SMaRT move.
>>9448013
>mad about the advice he got from 4chan turned out to not be so good

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.9448069]

>>9448013
>You literal fucking faggots i would have made my money back on the option if i just waited to sell it now.
>i would have made my money back
>i would have

shut up cry baby how about learn to trade instead of blaming others

[Anonymous No.9448086]

>>9448013
fuck yourself you little faggot
you come here and whine to us about some option play, then dont show us anything, tell us some greeks that sound terrible, and then expect us to feel bad for you when we give you sound advice on risk management based on the info we have? fuck outta here

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.9448108]

>>9448004
Why do you think that is? I mean I did close my shorts, but I'm still short junk bonds.

[Anonymous No.9448109]

>>9447990
I hope you're ready to make some money, pal.

[Anonymous No.9448112]

>>9448013
We didn't make you hit the sell button, maybe you should have held it overnight so that they would have raped you in the ass a little.

[Anonymous No.9448140]

>>9448013
Just buy NLST before close. You'll make it all back and then some.

[Anonymous No.9448148]

>>9448049
>>9448069
>>9448086
>>9448112
Wew lads I'm just meming I lost 0.001% of my portfolio I really don't give a shit

[Anonymous No.9448149]

>>9448108
just hit below the lowest low and then mooned HARD on big volume out of nowhere. TLT dont usually do fucking ANYTHING after noon (except sell off into close when the next day looks red). me thinks theres some guys looking to gap up tomorrow. and a good amount of them judgng on these orders rolling in

[Texas anon No.9448163]

>>9447990
I’m in but that’s like 5% of my portfolio. Poorfag life is suffering.

[Anonymous No.9448170]

>>9448148
kek
im just tired of people bitching about options having leverage.
its like, yea, no shit, thats why we buy em

[Anonymous No.9448178]

What do you guys think of Kesko ( KEK ). Good buy?

[Anonymous No.9448182]

S L O W BL EED
JUST FUCK

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.9448196]

>>9448109
i'm already up $.04

[Anonymous No.9448197]

>>9448178
What do you think about Kelloggs company chopping off your penis at birth?

[Anonymous No.9448216]

POWER 10 MINUTES LETS GO

MASSIVE GREEN DILDO

BUY BUY BUY

BUY NVDA

[Anonymous No.9448221]

>>9448197
What do you think of my penis inside your penis?

[Anonymous No.9448224]

>>9448197
im actually very much opposed to that practice. i had no idea kelloggs was the ones behind it...

[Anonymous No.9448237]

>>9448148
Been happening a lot lately, people getting asshurt

[Anonymous No.9448239]

>>9448196
I made that image you know,
its one of my self portraits ;)
>>9446752

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.9448276]

>>9448239
i believe you

[Anonymous No.9448277]

>>9448224
Circumscision in america was started by Kelloggs, because they liked the jews practice, its all explained here

http://www.historyofcircumcision.net/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=48&Itemid=0

[Anonymous No.9448285]

>>9448277
The Original Frosted Flakes

[Anonymous No.9448326]

>>9448277
I will put my penis inside your penis and by osmosis we become one universal being.

[Anonymous No.9448331]

>>9448221

sounds painful

[Anonymous No.9448340]

>>9448277
christ...
i was only memeing...

well atleast my parents were staunch anti-semites and didnt let the doc chop off MY wee wee. too bad about all the rest of you goys.

[Anonymous No.9448362]

bond gap up confirmed.
buy TLT calls NAO

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.9448377]

MYDX could be heading for a pump soon

[Anonymous No.9448393]

>>9448340
High five anteater dick bro

[Anonymous No.9448401]

>>9448277
>>9448340
on the bright side, the goy foreskin supply has led to an enormous market in the cosmetics/personal care sector

[Anonymous No.9448407]

>>9448377
srsly man you shoulda sold at $9, don't get caught holding the potato. every earnings is worse than the last

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.9448420]

>>9448407
>srsly man you shoulda sold at $9, don't get caught holding the potato. every earnings is worse than the last
what are you talking about??

[Anonymous No.9448425]

So I guess you could say Strong support at 2700

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.9448428]

>>9448340
The only reason I didn't get cut is because my doctor was based AF and didn't like circumcision. I mean he accidentally almost let my mom bleed to death, but you win some you lose some.

[Anonymous No.9448436]

>>9448420
big five lol

[Anonymous No.9448454]

HMNY bulls have officially ran out of steam. Have fun waking up to a 20% loss.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.9448473]

>>9448454
After hours it's going to pump into the stratosphere, just wait faggot

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.9448481]

>>9448436
oh..

no man.. i don't think you understand my strategy.. i've had a profitable strategy for 2+ years and i'm not going to change it because some anonymous poster using a fisher price app doesn't understand it.

[Anonymous No.9448498]

>110k+ Portfolio
>$300 in bank accounts

Who /lifeontheedge/ here

[GovernmentCheese !Co.gqwdKwo No.9448503]

and RDVT is the winner

[Anonymous No.9448536]

>>9448393
kek
when i was a really little kid i just thought everyone sucked at drawing cocks. and all the seinfeld jokes. its a fucking conspiracy in the truest sense of the word.

>>9448498
yea i think i have like $20 cash laying around here somewhere. i dont care though. i hardly need money to exist until rent is due, and its fucking nothing

>>9448428
>I didn't get cut
BASED
>I mean he accidentally almost let my mom bleed to death
NOT AS BASED

[Anonymous No.9448538]

>>9448498
>97k portfolio
>little in the bank

A million or nothing

[Anonymous No.9448556]

>ALT

Are We mooning boys?

[Anonymous No.9448562]

>>9448362
I picked one up

I also threw $18 at NLST, might at we'll have a little fun once and a while eh?

[Anonymous No.9448568]

>portfolio is up almost 25% in the last week
Mr. Trump, I'm getting sick of winning.

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.9448582]

>>9448556
wait what? i thought we were supposed to have earnings in morning?

[Anonymous No.9448596]

>>9448582
They got giddy and posted earnings today.

[Anonymous No.9448605]

>>9448562
NLST should report ER REAL soon so youll see if its fun or not in a moment

and ive been doing intraday swings on bonds for a couple months like that. its been reliable, theres a lot less headfakes in that market on the day to day. you didnt get the 4day ones did you? the theta was kinda harsh on those ones. but treasuries sometimes gap up like 50cents to a buck so you might be okay

[Anonymous No.9448636]

>>9448605
Nah, I've been playing options long enough to get one with plenty of time, I refuse to be dicked over by theta ever again

[Anonymous No.9448701]

>17 shares of KO

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.9448703]

>>9448636
See Goyim I'm just on the short side of all of these options and collecting from the theta.

[Anonymous No.9448709]

>>9448636
good. i was just asking because of how many windowlickers weve been getting lately. should be a sure shot. already up 5cents AH

[Anonymous No.9448737]

>>9448703
I wish I had the funds to sell shorts, looks like fun

[Anonymous No.9448748]

>>9448703
loan me 10k real quick and ill shoe you the true power of JUSTing faggots on short contracts

[Anonymous No.9448758]

WHEN THE FUCK IS LE WEED GOING TO TAKE OFF FOR FUCK SAKES HOW LONG DO I HAVE TO WAIT

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.9448771]

>>9448536
This is ten percent goyim, twenty percent shekels
Fifteen percent concentrated power of will
Five percent pleasure from slut nurses, fifty percent based
And a hundred percent reason to remember the name
That's what I think of when I think of that doctor

>>9448701
Based. I want to collect 20 shares of KO and 20 shares of Disney to be set for life

[Anonymous No.9448774]

>>9448758
did you plant it? you can grow it yourself easily so no need to go to the store to buy it

[Anonymous No.9448793]

>>9448758
you have to wait for despair, anon
theres still hope. buy at despair

[Anonymous No.9448837]

Should I sell my MU now or is it going to continue to climb?

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.9448858]

I said if I hit -50% I would give up and do index funds...
Not today, kiddo

[Anonymous No.9448881]

>>9448858
i honestly think your HMNY move is more risky than some of these options, but who knows?

[Anonymous No.9448884]

>>9448858
Jesus nigga.

[Anonymous No.9448899]

>>9448837
Sell

[Anonymous No.9448933]

>>9448858
IKTF

[Anonymous No.9448936]

>>9448858
Lord... IN BEFORE THE LOCK BABY!

[Anonymous No.9448939]

>>9448858
You were supposed to manage your risk

[Anonymous No.9448951]

>>9448858

suddenly feel better that i don't trade. only up 14% in a year but i'm risking all my money

[Anonymous No.9448967]

>>9448837
id sell before friday desu

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.9448990]

>>9448881
See you on the m00n

[Anonymous No.9449009]

>>9448837
holding to $100

[Anonymous No.9449016]

>>9448899
>>9448967
That's kind of my feeling as well but the normies say it's a strong buy.

[Anonymous No.9449027]

>>9448990
Now thats /High ROller/

[Anonymous No.9449028]

I just spent 20 minutes reading yahoo finance comments on a few companies and found myself wondering why no one was calling anybody nigger. Time for a hot cup o joe.

[Anonymous No.9449038]

>>9448990
yeah but this is why i was saying the 50cent calls are better off, because i can just sit on them, ignore theta and vega and everything else, and if it moons before next month, i can buy a couple thousand at 50cents and only have to hold like $200 worth of bags

[Anonymous No.9449053]

>>9448858
(comfy)
instead of gambling on memes, you'd be better off at going long a CFD on AMZN

or use the investment opinion of your hedge fund analyst and go long ROAD
Besides, we know an anon who works from them so we can have some juicy insider info

[Anonymous No.9449056]

>>9449016
ill post some charts hold on. i think that sell off in march was for a reason, and i dont think it will make new highs for the year (though its poised to do it judging by weekly candles)

[Texas anon No.9449061]

See ya tomorrow /smg/

[Anonymous No.9449064]

>>9448858
90% of traders lose money, I think you know where you fall.

[Anonymous No.9449101]

>>9449061
Later dude

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.9449114]

>>9449053
Honestly this is good advice. After I burn through these positions I'll chill out
>>9449064
>:^(

[Anonymous No.9449128]

Anybody here know how Robinhood deals with selling shares short and buying them in the same day? You wouldn't get a day trade right?

[Anonymous No.9449130]

>>9449064
Where will all SMG be 20 years from now? Obviously I will still be here, because Im 200 IQ trader, but Im afraid everyone will lose their money and wither away. They need to follow the Golden Bull stagey, and the Golden Income staratgey

[Anonymous No.9449162]

Th-thanks, NLST

[Anonymous No.9449165]

>>9449016
How do you expect to make money if the masses aren't misinformed?

[Anonymous No.9449169]

>NLST
Uh oh

[Anonymous No.9449180]

if you made it to 100k would you leave half of it indexed and take half and day trade to try to make it? or would you just keep the whole thing boring and slow for the long-term, hoping eventually for a mil years down the line through compounding?

[Anonymous No.9449181]

>>9449165
You think the normie stock sites are deliberately spreading misinformation?

[Anonymous No.9449194]

>>9449061
goodbye ray

[Anonymous No.9449213]

>>9449181
To some extent, probably. The best part is when everyone is just misinformed to begin with and they spread the information around thinking its truthful.

[Anonymous No.9449225]

>>9449016
>>9449056
judging on my weekly candles it bounced off of the last retracement and retreated a little today. if it continues past it, youre good. if not, then it will go down. perhaps to that cloud top way the fuck down there

[Anonymous No.9449237]

>>9449162
>>9449169
No regerts

[Anonymous No.9449238]

>>9449180
if I made it any more than 1 M i'd put at least half in indexes. probably spread it between the 3 majors.
but until then my job is to beat the index, not replicate it.

[GovernmentCheese !Co.gqwdKwo No.9449243]

>>9449180
i would day trade with it

imagine making 30 k in a day

[Anonymous No.9449246]

>>9449162
>>9449169
CC isnt till 5
no ER has been released yet. this might be a headfake. or it could be someone has a leak

[Anonymous No.9449255]

>>9449237
So they're basically dropping to 0 at open, right?

[Anonymous No.9449261]

>>9449237
>>9449169
>>9449162
btw, that transaction that led us down to 14 cents was a bunch of buy orders

[Anonymous No.9449262]

BOOT beat earnings, might be a good play tomorrow

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.9449267]

>>9449180
With 120k you've made it. 30 years down the road the annual income from that investment is 64 million a year.

[Anonymous No.9449274]

>>9449225
Maybe it's a bit of a newfag question but what do you use to see all that shit and what does it mean?

[Anonymous No.9449277]

>>9449262

[Anonymous No.9449278]

>>9449267
>30 years down the road
How long do you honestly plan on living?

[Anonymous No.9449279]

>>9449274
Meme lines :^)

[Anonymous No.9449312]

>>9449274
weeb lines

im using weekly bar chart, with an ichimoku cloud and keltner channels. nothing too exotic. most trading platforms should have them (except RH cuz its for faggs)

[Anonymous No.9449317]

Im a beginner, I have 6000€ to do stuff. Would it be reasonable to put 5000 in some ETF instead of it just rotting in my bank account and gamble with 1000 for fun? I value safety.

[Anonymous No.9449320]

>>9446778
I've made a couple bucks as well, and would also like to thank that anon for not being a faggot.

[Anonymous No.9449332]

>>9449317
That sounds like a plan to me.

[Anonymous No.9449340]

>>9449243

yeah i'm tempted when i get there, but also, imagine losing 30k in a day

>>9449267

how do you mean?

[Anonymous No.9449345]

>>9449312
Thank you.

[Anonymous No.9449347]

>>9449262
>Boots
Excausa me?

[Anonymous No.9449365]

>>9449340
THATS the Golden Icome

[Anonymous No.9449367]

>>9449347
Boot Barn Holdings

[Anonymous No.9449370]

>>9449278
well i think he intends to throw a little more risk in there to speed things up a bit

>>9449317
if you dont plan on trying to take it out, this is your safest bet. if you plan on pulling it out any time in the next year if it goes down, do not do this.

if you want something thats going to go up, wait for USO to pullback and put a lot on them imo (or whatever the brit version of this is, id go USO anyways cuz were producing so much shale oil, but im burger and biased)

[Anonymous No.9449374]

>>9449246
Robinhood said EPS were $-0.06

[Anonymous No.9449381]

>>9449367
Why are you buying a Boot company

[Anonymous No.9449391]

>>9449255
Hmmm, could be

>>9449261
So I should cancel my stop loss?

[Anonymous No.9449400]

>>9449374
yeah im gonna listen to the CC first before i decide to take the loss. its definitely getting some action AH. also RH earnings reports are generally wildly innaccurate

[Anonymous No.9449408]

Just got a fucking boot barn pop up on my site

[Anonymous No.9449418]

>>9449391
i got no clue m8
CC is at 5
itll be more clear then
imo a stop loss in AH in an illiquid stock like this before ER sounds like a surefire way to lose money

[Anonymous No.9449438]

>>9449381
Presumably so he can kick some ass.
>>9449408
Why else do you think you have to fill out a Google captcha? They take what you say into consideration for your personalized ads.

[Anonymous No.9449467]

HMNY we are going to make it this weekend. Trust me, screenshot this post.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.9449485]

>>9449278
in 10 years they're going to have a cure for what ever it is that'll kill me in 30.

>>9449340
You get 100 shares of the 15 etfs that have the biggest option markets, then sell the covered calls every week, if the shares get called you sell the puts until you get the shares back. Compound it for 30 years and voila.

[Anonymous No.9449500]

>>9449485
Baggie you were an idiot for doubting HMNY, you will see.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.9449534]

>>9449500
I don't give a fuck about a single company anymore.

[Anonymous No.9449551]

>>9449485
>in 10 years they're going to have a cure for what ever it is that'll kill me in 30
But why would you want it?

[Anonymous No.9449560]

Have I convinced a single soul to buy ENCE?

[Anonymous No.9449636]

>>9449560
I am thinking seriously about it but honestly it scares me a bit buying when it's already that high. I will also need to free up some cash.

[Anonymous No.9449648]

>>9449560
Never heard of it m8.

[Anonymous No.9449681]

>>9449485
What's in the top 15?

[Anonymous No.9449730]

>ALT AH

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.9449732]

>>9449681
It's actually a pretty diverse spread of shit.

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.9449751]

thank god i didn't listen to any of you and doubled down on ALT

[Anonymous No.9449753]

>>9449560

I have no soul

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.9449777]

>>9449681
SPY, EEM, QQQ, IWM, ALF, VXX, USO, GLD, EFA, XOP, EWZ, GDX, HYG, FXI, and SLV

[Anonymous No.9449813]

>>9449777
Checked.
I have some shares of USO already. I'm gonna make it!

[Anonymous No.9449876]

>>9449636
2017 reduced leverage to 0.5, Q1 2018 EBITDA up 54% from Q1’17. Price hikes done and more incoming for Q2. Credit rating up a notch, expansion capex, all in their investor report.

Granted it hasn’t been as high since it came down in 2008 however imo the root cause of the price rise is still going strong with no signs of stopping. Trees still cheap as fuck

>>9449648
Spanish pulp-for-paper company

[reluctant kneepad girl No.9449931]

Ughhhhhhh stupid bullish close

717 where new ON sell wall
Bulls will have hard time defending 717
UNLESS we open gap above 717 tomorrow.... which what historically happen

Stupid greedy me not close short ....

[Anonymous No.9449940]

>>9449931
GOLDEN.
BULL.
RUN.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.9450013]

>>9449777
oh wtf am I doing here it's XLF not ALF. Now some fagget is going to come in here tomorrow and tell me to kill my self cause he bought 100k ALF and got justed.

[Anonymous No.9450042]

HMNY back up

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.9450070]

>>9450042
IT'S IN THE GREEN MY NIGGAS

[Anonymous No.9450099]

What are the chances that HMNY is going to go up significantly in value? I understand moviepass is burning through money but apparently they have enough cash to last the rest of the year and the CEO recently announced he was going to make an announcement at the Cannes Film festival about some assets or big plan they've acquired. I mean Netflix still doesn't make any money and they're billions in debt, couldn't moviepass become the same thing?

Like what if moviepass starts acquiring distribution rights or gets involved in coproducing films? Every time someone buys a ticket they would technically be paying themselves? Is it sustainable?

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.9450126]

>>9450099
They are going to start their own cryptocurrency

[Anonymous No.9450167]

>>9449751
Wait three days before you claim victory on ALT, today was the pump, i'm expecting a dump here shortly. If after three days the price holds, gloating should ensue.

[Anonymous No.9450210]

>Muh Amazon
Why arent you buying Ebay? Personally, I use both services and Ebay has many more items. As a consumer, amazon cannot satisy me like Ebay can, and thats a problem

Buy Ebay

[reluctant kneepad girl No.9450260]

>>9449940
-_-;
In yo dreams!

[Anonymous No.9450276]

>>9450042
>>9450070
>>9450099
HMNY will rise several hundred percent over the summer, but this week you better be prepared to take a big fat 66% loss up the ass. Shit's going down to a quarter, where I'll be waiting to buy your bags.

[Anonymous No.9450307]

>>9450260
Friendly reminder Nico is /Golden Bull/ and if you like Nico you arent allowed to short the market. Shorting is communism

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.9450310]

>>9450276
>implying it won't be $2 dollars EOW
okay

[Anonymous No.9450346]

>>9450310
I hope for your sake it is comfy, you don't have a lot of wriggle room left from your last trades.

[Anonymous No.9450358]

>>9450276
I don't think it'll go down to a quarter, but then again what the fuck do I know. What makes you think it will drop to a quarter?

I bought in today at $.66 because I don't see it dropping below its $.55 52 week low especially after the announcement the CEO is supposedly suppose to make soon.

[reluctant kneepad girl No.9450364]

>>9450276
This
Going buy movie but only after it crash!

[Anonymous No.9450399]

>>9448498
> 40k in portfolio
> -0,8k in bank account

all in, and then some

[Anonymous No.9450423]

>>9450310
>>9450358
To be fair, I'm just being cynical. If the shorts get squeezed, it can easily go to $7 this week. I'm just leaning towards the bears doubling down and causing a panic flash crash, considering how the bulls are losing momentum. Just because I'm waiting to buy at $0.25, that doesn't mean I'm also not waiting to buy at $1.

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.9450438]

>>9446586
>Been at this for 18 months
>23
>software engineer
My gains are super diluted because I've added 10k or more over the last few months.
Before that huge dip, I was at 66%

[Anonymous No.9450439]

>>9450399
There is literally almost no reason to keep money in your bank account aside from living expenses. You lose money to inflation everyday it sits in a bank account.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.9450456]

>>9450346
If dip in the -50%, I'm banned from buying any more options until I somewhat recover. However, I can still hold the ones I have until a month before expiry.
It's not a loss unless you sell :^)))))

[reluctant kneepad girl No.9450497]

>>9450307
>: )

[Anonymous No.9450542]

>>9450439
well, yeah, got no responsibilities. i am 24 now and make about €2400 after tax a month with living costs down to €500, so an emergency fund is of no use to me

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.9450546]

>>9450438
Forgot pic

[reluctant kneepad girl No.9450574]

>>9450546
>tinder alert

[Anonymous No.9450593]

>>9450546
Nice, filtered

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.9450631]

>>9450574
>tinder alert
Yeah, I neglect it a lot, but when I am on it, I like to set the age cap to 20 :^)

>>9450593
>filtered
gb2stocktwits kek

[Anonymous No.9450637]

>>9450593

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.9450683]

>>9450631
>getting matches
GET OFF MY BOARD YOU FUCKING NORMIE

[reluctant kneepad girl No.9450794]

>>9450631
>the age cap to 20 :^)
;_;

You prob get real matches too T_T

All me ever get thirsty autists who message "hey" .5 seconds after swiping

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.9450799]

First for my autistic financial fanfic.
I got 3 emails from market watch so far. All automated replies.
I'm still expecting to see a case and desist sometime or some shit like that.

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.9450885]

>>9450794
>thirsty autists who message "hey" .5 seconds after swiping
What's wrong with messaging so soon after swiping right? "hey" is autistic, but the app even prompts you to message them right away and penalizes you if you get too many matches without ever messaging them.
>You prob get real matches too
If your matches don't count then neither do mine.
I've never been attracted to a single match that I met in real life.
The chicks I date from meeting IRL have always been much more attractive and intelligent.
I don't know why I even try with the stupid thing.

Pro-tip: look into the gender skew of your dating apps. I've heard eHarmony is great for dudes since it's like 80% chicks, while chicks have a slight advantage on tinder.

[Anonymous No.9450908]

>>9450794
>Kneepad girl is actually a girl
No wonder your trades are so bad

[GovernmentCheese !Co.gqwdKwo No.9450918]

>>9450631

what do you do options or stocks?

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.9450942]

>>9450908
>Kneepad girl is actually a girl
I half believed it, but I've seen enough rose threads as a newfag to not trust it

[Anonymous No.9450969]

>>9450942
Its a Bog spy, could be anyone

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.9451000]

>>9450942
Wait. Rose is a dude??? WHAT
I'VE BEEN HERE FOR YEARS AND I DIDN'T KNOW THAT

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.9451001]

>>9450918
Do you see that huge fucking dip on this chart?
>>9450546
That's when I started playing options.
Immediately prior to that huge dip, my undiluted peak was 66%.
I currently am keeping my options plays contained to less than a few grand -- and only long term taken out during a fantastic buying opportunity dip like we saw today.

[GovernmentCheese !Co.gqwdKwo No.9451041]

>>9451001
oh i should have looked closer

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.9451048]

>>9451000
>Rose is a dude???
That's why you ask to see their penor.
Until you know they don't have a penor, they could be pulling a Bailey Jay.

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.9451087]

>>9451041
You're fine. It just as easily could have been some kind of fucky super leveraged ETF play or the result of other dips being diluted in comparison.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.9451111]

>>9451048
I refuse to believe she's not a biological female
That would be too hard to deal with

[Anonymous No.9451138]

>>9451111
And thus, futaba was born.
Also,
>checked
this is a fantastic post for quads.

[Anonymous No.9451161]

>you will always have been too late to buy the Dominoes pizza bubble

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.9451197]

>>9451161
>too late
Anon... I

[Anonymous No.9451362]

>>9451197
Fuuuug

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.9451382]

I want to form a index of companies that could, in the event of the fall of liberal democracy, rise as Sovereign Corporate fascist state.
It would have to have: large world wide foot print, well known brand, large fanatical support base.
I can only think of Disney, who else?

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.9451439]

>>9451362
I have no idea how I found it, and it was just about the goofiest company ever to hold, but I've been holding it off and on for over a year.
I think I might be holding it right now.

[Anonymous No.9451471]

Anyone here remember RIOT Blockchain? It avoided getting delisted today. Shit's about to get crazy now that people can throw money into it and not worry about it going OTC. Seriously, expect a good 100% return if you buy in early.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.9451508]

>>9451471
>not buying HMNY
do you like being poor?

[Anonymous No.9451535]

>>9451382
Tupperware

[Anonymous No.9451660]

>try to post national suicide hotline number
>4chan thinks it's spam

welp boys, tried to help

[Anonymous No.9451710]

new thread
>>9451702

[Anonymous No.9451733]

>>9446048
Comfy with my 500 ZNGA shares. At what price do you anon think AK Steel will reach?

[Anonymous No.9451750]

>>9451508
Do you have some kind of policy against buying into more than one stock at a time?

[Anonymous No.9451809]

A chick I like at work confessed that she used to be an emo in passing.
Is that something I can just ask them about? (in a non public environment)