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9442644 No.9442644 [Reply] [Original]

Who here intentionally hodling their virginity? It's gonna moon when I find a pure waifu

>> No.9442692

do you lose your virginity if you're a dude and fuck another dude? if they fuck you? Asking for a friend.

>> No.9442735

>>9442644
That only works if you are 16.

>>9442692
Anal doesn't count.

>> No.9442995

>>9442644
i am yo

>> No.9443079

>>9442644
i was a virgin at 27. but now at 30 i've fucked over 50 whores. they were nice gals. east european women with hearts of gold.

>> No.9443106

>>9442644
You're going to think this is a joke, but cum really helps reduce acne. Think about it, why do most women have really smooth skin? I remember I used to have it really bad and I tried everything from weird pills to those fucking rubbing alcohol face pad things that sting like shit and nothing was working. I also remember fapping a lot and being really into some crazy shit and one time I wanted to try shooting a load into my own mouth, but I pussed out and blasted all over my face instead. After a day or two, I noticed that my acne was starting to clear up around where I had gotten cum on my face. I know it sounds fucking retarded, but I swear this is true and I still do it to this day.

>> No.9443167

>>9442644
Retard, your wife is going to divorce you because you've no idea how to give an orgasm

>> No.9443353

>>9442692
Anal doesn’t count you’re good brev