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>Jessica Alba is a selfmade billionaire
What's your excuse /biz/?

>> No.9439502

>selfmade

>> No.9439506
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9439506

I can't just let people fuck me to get what I want since no one wants to fuck me.

>> No.9439514

and how many million were this bitches parents worth?

>> No.9439518

>>9439494
if I had endless millions to inject into crypto id be a billionare too

>> No.9439527

>>9439502
You jelly poorfag?

>> No.9439540

>>9439514
Zero. She owns and runs The Honest Company. Which has been a huge success

>> No.9439703

>>9439494
Firstly, where does it say she's a billionaire? it says she's worth 200m if I'm reading that correctly.
And to answer your question - I'm not a hispanic with cross-over sex-appeal who has the capital and the brand name recognition from a tv/film career built on said sex-appeal to elicit funding for a niche consumer business.

Good for her, she could have gone the way of Michael Jackson or Brendan Fraser. But instead she's found a place to park her money that's NOT real-estate or art - instead she's earning more.

>> No.9439715

>>9439518
If I had endless millions to inject into crypto I'd bone Jessica Alba

>> No.9439750

>>9439494

show me an ugly woman whose a self made billionare

>> No.9439754

Fucking and sucking dirty Hollywood Jews for screentime is not respectable.

>> No.9439758

>>9439750
Lilian Bettancourt?

Coco Chanel was too long ago to be a billionaire, but if I remember correctly she wasn't a looker.

>> No.9439763

>selfmade
Yea I'm sure she would be rich on a desert island too

>> No.9439793

>>9439494
>billionaire
she's nowhere near

>>9439518
Also this. If I had even 1 million when I first got into crypto, I'd be a billionaire by now. Jessica Alba didn't just start her company with $283, she would have invested tens of millions of her money first. Any retard can go from $20 million -> $350 million. It takes skill to go from $283 -> $150,000.

She has 18 years on me anyway. Give me a few more years and I'll have surpassed her.

>> No.9439854

>>9439793
>>She has 18 years on me anyway. Give me a few more years and I'll have surpassed her.

The imagination of biz. How much do you have now anyway

>> No.9439895

>>9439750
I’m Hispanic and I honestly do not find Jessica alba attractive one bit

>> No.9439898

>>9439703
It still takes hard work and a ton of self-awareness/confidence to do that. She doesn’t seem to have jewed out too hard either. Good for her.

>> No.9439933

>>9439754
Every hot girl who made it in Hollywood was involved in doing sexual favors. I know this because I am an insider. I know all the dirty Hollywood secrets. I knew the Fox News (muh consent) scandal before it blew up. I also know Jessica alba made it becuz she blew a producer. Won’t name who. I also know the story of the girl from the office who married the Jew holly producer. Which is now married the price of Britain.... I can’t name names because I can get in trouble.. I am a holly insider. Ask me more questions if interested

>> No.9439938

>>9439854
Total value of all assets in my name would be just under $200,000. If I were to make 50% returns a year, I'd be at $300,000,000 by the time I'm her age.

>>9439895
I think you might be gay anon

>> No.9439957

>>9439933
Just spit out names.

>> No.9439970

>>9439540
lie

>> No.9439972

I wonder if Harvey gets partial credit for her career?

I also wonder if the money she dumped into her business would have beat the market, or UHNW options like VC and PE?

>> No.9439973

>>9439933
>Every hot girl who made it in Hollywood was involved in doing sexual favors.

Everybody knows this. Name and shame anon. Bring down the satanic kikes.

>> No.9439976
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>>9439895
It's okay to be gay anon

>> No.9439986

>>9439895
>hispanic
This literally means “I speak Spanish” so thanks you’ve given us no information about your racial heritage.

>> No.9439988

>>9439957
Looks like you weren't around when the #metoo attention whoring campaign happened, kiddo.

>> No.9440001

>>9439793
>Any retard can go from $20 million -> $350 million. It takes skill to go from $283 -> $150,000.

Lol calm down anon you got lucky in cryptos which takes zero skill. Youre not much better than some whore who sucked off Hollywood jew producers desu

>> No.9440032

>>9439540
She runs The Billion Coin

>> No.9440039

>>9439973
there is no shame in using the tools you have to profit

>> No.9440045

>>9439938
>50% a year
Really dude?
Anyone with half a brain can make 50% a month on crypto (true chain. Ontology. Icon, gnt, cybermiles, ae, elf, bcn, omg, )if you time your trades correctly on Binance. Because the exchange is still kind of decentralized anyone can take advantage of the volatility. Once more regulation is put in place to prep the institutions the volatility will stop.

>> No.9440091

>>9439758
Bettencourt inherited her wealth
Coco Chanel was a pretty enough woman in her youth, she had several lovers and one of them bankrolled her first shops

>> No.9440104

>>9439758
>Lilian Bettancourt

http://salaryandnetworth.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/liliane-bettencourt-young-photo.png

looks pretty decent to me

>> No.9440118

>>9440104
also she wasn't even self made, she literally just jacked off until she inherited L'oreal from her dad

>> No.9440123

>>9439986
My race? I literally look like the male version of Jessica alba skin color and everything . I think that may be the reason why I’m not attracted to her. I can only see her as more of a sister than a gf.

>> No.9440131

>>9440123
Can I fuck your sister?

>> No.9440151

>>9439988
Oh yea. Whats the deal with these merit less feminist campaigns. I mean eventually feminism will destroy women themselves . U can already see western women are self destroying themselves now .

>> No.9440201

>>9440045
>>50% a year
>Really dude?
Yeah I know, I'm just illustrating how even if I make 50% returns each year for the next 18 years, I'd turn my $200k into $300m. If I manage to make 100% a year, I'll have $52.5 Billion by the time I'm Jessica Alba's age.

>> No.9440209

>>9439957
Don’t get me in trouble anons please. One of them in Meghan Merkle. She had to literally blow her way into the show the office by blowing (won’t name producers name just google up the producer she married and divorced) a famously Hollywood producer.

>> No.9440232

>>9440209
There’s proof of this as well. Before getting her part at the office. Her career had already been ruined. U guys can look al this up too I’m not lying.

>> No.9440241

>>9440232
I will name another big celebratory who blew her way into stardom if u guys sauce me with a nice pair of white tits

>> No.9440280

>>9440201
As you move up to a million dollars in trades . The difficulty of getting returns becomes much more difficult. Whale bots will short you and manipulate the price so you will be stuck holding bags worth millions

>> No.9440327

>>9439494
>What's your excuse /biz/?
I'm not a woman. I'm not a whore who sells his body for material gain. There's such a thing as dignity and self-respect.

>> No.9440331

>>9439540
And she promoted it with her star power, so no different than an athlete or entertainer shilling for a company and making that company even richer. If Paul Newman wasn't a star, you wouldn't be hearing about his food products, same goes for Alba. If her nose was crooked you wouldn't even know about The Honest Company. Show me an ugly bitch who did what she did (and wasn't popular to begin with) and I'll respect it.

>> No.9440346

gina rinehart is as close as you're getting to an ugly 'self-made' woman billionaire (inherited 75m off her dad, but has made billions since). she is hideous

>> No.9440354

>>9440280
>>9440241
>>9440232
>>9440209

everyody knows these women are all whores
give us some real dirt on the satanic cult shit going on.

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Whiter than Larry David!

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>>9439933

>> No.9441197

>>9440091
>>9440104
I'm man enough to admit when I was wrong. I was wrong.

>>9439898
Isn't there like a Ovid line like
>It is difficult to accumulate a fortune, and twiceso to keep it

>>9440346
Which raises a good question: all that money, and she chooses to look like THAT!? She could get a dietician and her chef to lower her caloric intake. She could get stylists and stuff.

Yet she still chooses to look like a cartoon caricature of a selfish corporate cat-cat.
Why!?
She must have a screw loose, especially with all the bullshit with her own children.

>> No.9441214

>>9439494
She Can thank her man Harvey Wienstien.

>> No.9441229

Itt:

ANGRY little incels who can't stand women because of FEAR and REJECTION

who hurt you anon? You can talk about it here

>> No.9441239

Boomers fucked everything up sometimes I go to Walmart just to bully them

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stay away from my dark angel u fucking retards

>> No.9441245

>>9439933
is it true people have to sell their soul or is that just puritan moralism casting judgement on swallowing some kids for wordly success?

Are people afraid of hollywood dying? I'm curious about making it too but I know that's largely a who you know thing and if you know no one you have to be really talented and really lucky

>> No.9441354

>>9439494
Let's say you have 100k and you somehow find someone from /biz/ who isn't a pajeets to invest it in good crypto. He decides to invest in eth and neo early and the amount is now 10m. He gets a 10% cut.

Can you call yourself self made since the investment decisions weren't done by you?

>> No.9441936

>Jessica Alba is a selfmade billionaire
Fuck, i should've bought the kneepads like you guys said

>> No.9442315

>>9439933
>I can’t name names
I'm an insider too, I spend most of the time inside my house. Ask me more questions if interested

>> No.9442357

Because I have a dick and not a pussy.
Would've been way easier to be a self made millionaire with that bloody hole between my legs.

>> No.9442564

>>9441936
I went bullish on kneepads when /biz/ told me to now I'm a millionaire, your loss.

>> No.9442598

>>9440331
>And she promoted it with her star power, so no different than an athlete or entertainer shilling for a company and making that company even richer.

Exactly. Absolute no way some random baby product company CEO would be billionaire just by selling baby products in just a few years.

Also
>>9439494
>Jessica Alba is a selfmade billionaire
The company is worth 1.7 billion. Unless she owns 60% or more of the company(which I doubt), she's not a billionaire.


She's rich, but there's nothing really exceptional about her.

>> No.9442629

>>9440001
>crypto cucks btfo
love seeing retard coin "investors" getting btfo that they only have what they have because of the most autistic bullrun of all time

>> No.9442781

>>9440045
You sound like the typical millennial that was a nocoiner until Q1 2018 and has gotten one lucky trade under his belt. How many months have you gone 50%+ on your portfolio in a bear market?

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>>9439793
>The acting talent that made her millions to start a business is easy to come by. It takes a true genius to ride the biggest bull run of all time.

>> No.9442960

>>9440201
>50% a year for 18 years
Wew let me know how that works out when there's no ridiculously accessible, massive commodity bubble to buy into

>> No.9442975

>>9439750
Judith Faulkner, 3 billion-ish

>> No.9443660

>>9439494
no excuse sir
>ready to suck shit out of another producer ass

>> No.9444107

>>9442921
>acting talent
come on now
jessica alba isn't the worst, she played her cards better than most and she deserves props for not cruising on jewish privilege like most actresses, but her early success is 99% sex appeal

>> No.9444139

Ah nothing better than reading how a bunch of incels cope with the fact that an attractive woman is rich. Because starting a billion dollar company is so easy right? Every famous person does it right? If you all had a million dollars, you would do it too right?

Never mind her everyday out there negotiating meetings, visiting warehouses, hiring, running a business etc. sure you guys would be able to do all this. You’ve clicked a few buttons and traded a few shitcoins. You’re now “business minded”

It’s almost as if, gasp, none of you faggots have ever ran a business at all.

>> No.9444408

>>9439895
you're confusing hispanic with gay again

>> No.9444466

>>9442960
t. brainlet

It's easy to make 50% returns per year on the stock market

>> No.9444521

>>9440201
even doing 50% per year over that time period would make you the greatest investor of all time by a mile. but guess what? you're not. you're just another retard gambling on a highly volatile asset bubble that will eventually pop/become regulated. there were loads of guys just like you during the ipo bubble in the 90s. they all thought they were geniuses too. most of them prob kys the rest are broke. that will be you in a few years.
>"this time it's different"

>> No.9444600

>>9444521
look it's another brainlet. You have to be a total retard to not even manage to make 50% profit each year trading stocks.

I'll be laughing when my $150k is worth $2 billion in 20 years. Enjoy being poor.

>> No.9444604

>>9439703
that NSDAP collection michael had is probably worth a pretty penny right about now though

>> No.9444650

>>9444466
oh the irony

>> No.9444768

>>9444600
I sincerely hope this is bait

>> No.9444823

tits

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>>9439494
This woman is literally married to cash. Her husband's name is Cash Warren.

>> No.9445074

>>9444139
Kek agreed
Some of these fags are hilarious
Protip it's a skill to be a social butterfly and hustle

You spergs would not be able to network for shit.

>> No.9445854

>>9444107
>attractive people have an advantage
really? ya don't say. not every insta thot becomes an actress, there is still a great deal of talent and pavement pounding involved. more work than the autist I replied to who just bought memecoins

>> No.9446255

>>9440151
>>9440209
>>9440232
>>9440241
>>9440280
>>>/x/

>> No.9446418

>>9444466
Nice digits but you're a retard

>> No.9446530

>>9445854
why do you keep moving the goalposts? despite your earlier sarcastic claim, her level of acting talent is indeed easy to come by. it's the combination of sex appeal + hustle + acting talent that made her who she is, "acting talent" being by far the least important element of the equation

>> No.9446969

>>9446530
The point I was making to the original guy I replied to is that he was denegrading a person with more talent and drive than him and thought his shitcoining made him superior.

Obviously just having acting talent doesn't make you millions. It's the acting work that requires the talent and all the rest. I'm not under the impression that it was only acting talent and no other qualities that did it you autist.

If I claim that somebody got rich because of talent in design you could easily say that they also had to be good at networking but the artistic talent was still a crucial ingredient.