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9433524 No.9433524 [Reply] [Original]

What jobs in banks can I get if I'm not good at math?

>> No.9433554

>>9433524
Please please please tell me you did not already send that to a bank. Analysts literally pass around resumes like that to mock and ridicule, and that one is just prime bait.

>PRODUCE ENGINEER

Good fucking lord

>> No.9433576
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9433576

>quantitative trading
>chart reading

>> No.9433588

>>9433554
Oh man there's so much here

>Chart reading
>Fortune 500 companies (Wendy's, Safeway)
>submissive
>without questioning
>"""""digital commodities"""""
>January 2015 - January 2015
>Greeted clients with appropriate verbiages
>High school diploma
>words per minute
>knowledge of income tax

>> No.9433612

>>9433524
Not good in math? How retarded are you OP?

>> No.9433623

Wait, what is that cert from Yale? Like some online bullshit? Produce engineer?

Top fucking kek

>> No.9433629

>>9433524
I work in risk modeling and I can’t math

>> No.9433632
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9433632

why you guys bein mean?

*looks at resume*

OH NO NO NO NO

>> No.9433696

>>9433629
how?
I applied for some credit evaluation roles and they turned me down.

>> No.9433701

>>9433696
I wonder why

>> No.9433749

>Eager, keen and submissive who will take no for an answer and obey orders without questioning them

Almost had me there