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[Anonymous No.9424875]

A liberal segwit evangelist homosexual SOIBOY corecuck developer and blockstream shill was teaching a class on Bitcoin Core, known shitcoin.

”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Bitcoin Core and accept that it is the most highly-evolved blockchain the world has ever known, even greater than Satoshi Nakamoto's original vision!”

At this moment, a brave, anarcho-capitalist, pro-fork early adopter champion who 1500x’d his initial investment and understood the necessity of low transaction fees and fully supported all scaling decisions made by Jihan Wu stood up and held up a chain.

”How long is this chain, brainlet?”

The arrogant corecuck smirked quite villainy and smugly replied “It has been 3404 days since the genesis block was mined on the January 3, 2009, you stupid cashie”

”Wrong. Bitcoin Core isn't a P2P electronic payment network secured by POW as defined in the whitepaper, it's a centralized settlement layer for bankers.”

[Anonymous No.9424885]

The core shill was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of "The Lightning Network Roadmap". He stormed out of the room crying those corecuck crocodile tears. The same tears corecucks cry for the “miners” (who today live in such luxury that most own their own ASIC farms) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving altcoin hodlers. There is no doubt that at this point our lecturer, Luke DeShawn Jr, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist snake oil seller. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself couldn't buy it because his tx was stuck in the mempool for a month!

The students applauded and all sold fiat and Bitcoin Core for Bitcoin that day and accepted Roger Ver as their lord and savior. An eagle named “1 GB block” flew into the room and perched atop the community github and shed a tear on the chalk. The Bitcoin whitepaper was read several times, and the ghost of Satoshi Nakamoto himself showed up and enacted a BTC ticker for the real Bitcoin across all exchanges.

The corecuck lost his job and was fired the next day after Blockstream filed for bankruptcy. He died of the gay plague CYBERAIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.

[Anonymous No.9425002]

>our lecturer, Luke DeShawn Jr,
Is that Theymos' real name?

[Anonymous No.9425049]

>>9424875
What the fuck?

[Anonymous No.9425140]

>>9424875
I feel sorry for you OP. I can imagine you have something wrong with you

[Anonymous No.9425182]

You cashies are mental. Seek help.

[Anonymous No.9425214]

>posting this gibberish to maintain the delusion that BCASH is Bitcoin
The absolute state

[Anonymous No.9425250]

BTC = reddit
BCH = 4chan

[Anonymous No.9425299]

>>9424875
Imagine taking the time to write something like this.

Imagine that these are the sorts of thoughts that run through your head everyday.

Imagine being so socially crippled that you actually think that something like this would go over well with others.

Imagine giggling to yourself as you write this, thinking to yourself about how clever you are and how everyone else will think that you are so witty and funny.

Imagine being a cashie.

[Anonymous No.9425303]

>>9425049
>>9425140
>>9425182
>>9425214

[Anonymous No.9425322]

>>9425303

I wish the guy who made this pic would make some more

[Anonymous No.9425341]

>tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity
I want this to happen to all leftists
I dont care which gods hell they go to only that they go to it

[Anonymous No.9425345]

>>9425299
>Imagine
Go back to Twitter.

[Anonymous No.9425358]

It's s copy pasta. Have seen it at least four times over last few months.
Butthurt coretards always respond like that though. It's good value, especially since you're stuck on a dying chain and all we can forgive your emotional problems

[Anonymous No.9425359]

>>9425303
I had to come back and cringe some more, man I feel sorry for you.

[Anonymous No.9425375]

>>9425303
>Oh shit! My absolutely hilarious thread didn't go over well! Abort! ABORT! MOMMY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Better just post a reaction image! That'll show them!

[Anonymous No.9425404]

>>9424875
Saved

[Anonymous No.9425448]

>cashies still bully bitcoin core because they can't compete with the real bitcoin

[Anonymous No.9425471]

>>9425448
delet this

[Anonymous No.9425550]

>>9425359
>cringe
Hello, reddit.