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I'm a smart, successful investor with a portfolio that will last me a lifetime

Why can't I get a girlfriend, but Jamal at McDonald's can?

>> No.9398683

>>9398653
Only tall people can get gf

>> No.9398716

Once you break the incel curse, you'll realize that having a GF is extremely overrated.

I was basically an incel until 25, had very few experiences before that, I'm not hideous, it was more of a mental thing.

Once I finally broke the curse and managed to start having sex consistently, I realized that it's a LOT easier than I thought, and having a girlfriend is nice about 15% of the time, the rest is a hassle that it will most likely hinder your progress towards financial independence.

Hint: I was doing escorts for a while before, helped me a bunch to become more normal towards women, so for any incel out there who never even touched a woman, you just need to do escorts first.

>> No.9398769

>>9398653
Girls like black dudes with big schlongs. It also comes with bonus social cred these days.

>> No.9398797

>>9398653
What have you been doing to get a girlfriend?

>> No.9398942

>>9398716
>you just need to do escorts first
How? Tell me how

>> No.9399083

>>9398653
jamal is probably more attractive than you and has lower inhibition since he has an IQ of 80 (he is literally too stupid to be inhibited)

>> No.9399107

>>9398653
He's a better person than you and doesn't hate women.

>> No.9399120

are you really rich, cause the hot new biz is killing rich guys and taking thier money, its way easier than buying chink scams on chink exchanges

>> No.9399140

>>9398653
Because Jamal is a more interesting person than you. Also because he actually talked to her and showed interest in here while you stare at her like a freak from across the street wondering why she won't talk to you. Have you ever actually approached a woman?

>> No.9399149

>>9398653
Whether you like him or not, Tyrone represents peak masculinity. This is why chicks are lining up to get with him.

>> No.9399155

>>9398653

Maybe you're ugly, annoying, too shy, or have a shitty, annoying personality.

Having money is nice and definitely helps with women, but it's not the only thing.

If you really want to get laid, keep a small amount of cocaine and weed around and let girls know you'll hook them up if they hook you up at your place. You'd be surprised how well this works.

>> No.9399171

>>9398653
Have you ever encountered Jamal hitting on a girl? He hits on every girl that hes attracted to, essentially any girl he'd sleep with even as a one night stand. Even through being turned down he looks at it as shes missing out or its completely inconsequential or in rare cases he'll just knock her out for turning him down and be on his way.

>> No.9399177

>>9399140
>Have you ever actually approached a woman?
enjoy catching a sexual assault charge

>> No.9399187

>>9398653
>i'm smart

anyone who claims this isnt btw

>> No.9399197

>>9399177
Keep making excuses.

>> No.9399207

>>9399197
Jamal is attractive because he is aggressive and glorified in media, thus cool. OP is probably ugly and white, so approaching a woman is a no-no.

>> No.9399219

>>9398716
>Once you break the incel curse, you'll realize that having a GF is extremely overrated.
unironically this

i am a semi-chad, had girlfriends, flings, one night stands, etc all throughout high-school and college

women are a massive waste of time and only detract from your gains. focus on what matters.

>> No.9399283

>>9398716
This is so true, it will blow your mind after you break that incel curse.

When you get your first gf:
- you'll learn of the stress caused by the nonstop drama (which she'll rationalize by saying "it's that time of the month again)...
- you'll realize how hard it is to keep one contented, you either have to dedicate all your time to them and give up hobbies you are passionate about (which they'll stupidly get jealous from), or give up a huge chunk financially just buying them stuff they want (which is "the flavor of the week, constantly changing and unending)
- and finally when you realize how unfaithful most (if not all) women are and love to hop on the cock carousel, and they always have rationalizations like "it just felt right".

Then you'll realize it's not worth it, they're just as horny as us guys anyway, so it's MUCH better to be part of the carousel instead.

>> No.9400263

>>9399283
I just lowered my standards and fucked fat girls when I was in my mid 20s. Going from your hand to a desperate fat girl that'll worship you knowing she has no other options is a good feeling. Builds a lot of confidence. Of course this was fifteen years ago. Kids today don't have this luxury because of (((feminism))) telling fatties they can have standards, and the now endless parades of betas giving them attention. Even fat girls now get to be choosy, and all of them are.

>> No.9400499

>>9398942
I can't help you with that, gonna have to research how that works in your country.

>> No.9400529

>>9399283
That hobbies thing is so true, and the worst part is, most women DO NOT HAVE a fucking hobby, they just like to facebook and go shopping.

But god forbid you have interest on anything else other than talking to them about their boring, mundane life.

I fought with my current GF for YEARS because of this shit, now she finally realized that I need some time alone to do my shit, it's better for both of us.

>> No.9400594

>>9398653
Women tend not to like racists.

>> No.9400605

>>9398653
i could never imagine someone that ugly spending my money

>> No.9400662
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>watch mistressT
>cock hard and I'm horny as a motherfucker
>suddenly she turns around and takes a fat dump on the dudes chest

>> No.9401289

>>9399283
Holy shit this was exactly me.

>> No.9401313

>>9401289
>>9399283
I'm a different anon, but I can say that it's true. I hate to admit I've had a girlfriend before, but honestly it was the most stressful few years of my life. I'm free again. Lonely, but free. I can be a person again. Not a toy that has to avoid making her jealous every second all the while she cheats on me.

>> No.9401326

>>9398653
This ugly cunt wouldn't get a single dime from me. Fuck women are delusional

>> No.9401337

>>9398653
what is that aging beast doing in ops pic?

confused

>> No.9401362

>>9401326
there is literally endless betas who pay for her videos.
cam models like this make insane amount of money with this fetish thing.

>>9401337
financial domination

>> No.9401386

>>9399283
This is fucking retarded. It is clear you were the yes man / faggot and were not respected and inevitably got fucking walked on.

Let me give you the advice friendo, stop being a fucking pussy, don't be cowed by the drama in the first place and none of the rest happens.

>> No.9401478

>>9401362
lol porn has fucked so many people up. I need to
somehow invest in future sex robots to further exploit these morons

>> No.9401641

>>9398653
if you can't get a gf as a guy, no matter how ugly or wealthy you are, it's due to one of three factors:

1. you're abnormally short
2. you're one-itising girls who aren't into you
3. you're not actually trying, but instead whinelarping on the internet

>>9398769
sh8 b8 m8

>> No.9401679

>>9401641

Ugliness repels women. Your looks determine your attractiveness

>> No.9401694

>>9398653
Women have an average IQ of 80, just like Jamal. They're neurologicaly compatibile. If you're too smart your brain waves clash with women and their vaginas dry up in fear and disgust.

>> No.9401749

>>9399140
fuck off, jamal

>> No.9401785

>>9401679
>incel-tier bullshit

yea let me just take the advice of a guy who's obviously never interacted with women in the real world.

>>9401694
uh oh, looks like you're shit/pol/sting outside of your containment board. you need to go back.

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>>9401785

I don't need to interact with women to know the truth about them. Tons of studies have been done and it's shown over and over. looks, money and status = everything

>> No.9401890

>>9400263

> men don't realize they're the ones that set the standards

That's what has been lost.

>> No.9402134

>>9401326
>>9400605

idk she's not THAT bad you know you'd hit, cum on in the water is fine

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>> No.9402504

>>>/r9k/

>> No.9402529 [DELETED] 

>>9402504
>thinks you are only allowed to espouse your opinion on specific boards
lol
saging this ass thread

>> No.9402601

>>9402529
If it's starting a new thread for that purpose, then yeah...

>> No.9402966

I could argue being poor and focusing on otherworldly values make you a potential candidate for the opposite sex.

There has been many times where I meet a woman with values I admire, and they are worth infinitely more than any hooker or gal with kneepads. To me, meeting my gf (of 5 years, mind you, marriage has been infinitely put off) was a matter of when we were both poor and surrounded by many other potential candidates. It's easy to piggyback on the success of others, but to grow alongside someone else you admire/have respect for.

The longer you wait to put off socializing, the less chance you have to find your golden jewel. I couldn't put a price on my partner's love, and I sleep well tonight knowing she'd do the same for me. She's by my side right now and just kissed my cheek.

Invest in RLC, my fellow lads. Only made Men do.

>> No.9403076

>>9398716
I broke the incel curse at 26, then I realized I actually do want a girlfriend.

But it's great even going on trips and having a one week girlfriend.

I never went to a prostitute, but I bet a girl off 4chan.

>> No.9403087

>>9398942
go to Thailand and get STD.

>> No.9403111

>>9398716
>having a girlfriend is nice about 15% of the time, the rest is a hassle that it will most likely hinder your progress towards financial independence.

You need a better girlfriend. Mine is tons of fun to hang out with and always makes me laugh.

That being said, they do cost money and will slow you down on the path to wealth.

>> No.9403165

>>9399187
That's actually false. You can be smart and not necessarily humble.

>>9399219
to me, a satisfying relationship with a woman IS what matters

>>9402134
I wouldn't want to have sex with her. Ever since I've been to Korea, my standards for women are higher. I can date non-fat young cute women, why even waste time with a post-wall bitch?

>>9403111
I want this, now that I'm wealthy

>> No.9404189

>>9398653
because instead of being an ugly, poor, faggot beta, you're merely an ugly faggot beta

>> No.9404352

>>9398653
Because you have obvious insecurities and want Jamal's bbc all to yourself.