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9396452 No.9396452 [Reply] [Original]

>tfw my mom is rich (15+ million net worth) and i'm an only child
>tfw she bought me a 600k apartment when i turned 18 and gave me 500k to invest
>tfw bought into bitcoin in 2012
how mad does this make late adopters?

>> No.9396459

2/10 larp too obvious

>> No.9396483

>>9396459
I obviously didn't put all 500k into bitcoin, but a healthy amount. Are you that poor that this is a larp to you? Are you jealous of my good boy point score?

>> No.9396491

>>9396452
and still ended up on 4Chink

>> No.9396521
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>>9396491
Lmaod

>> No.9396541

>>9396483
You did well op, not jealous or anything. I will be always a poor manlet because I am 2 stupid for this shit. Hope you enjoy ur life :)

>> No.9396549

>>9396452
if this is true, then i feel sad for you.
having nothing better to do than wanting to brag.
kek

>> No.9396573

>>9396452
What's your net worth?

>> No.9396601

why be mad anon? a lunatic like you will lose it all

>> No.9396612

>>9396452
So your mom married into a wealthy family and lured your dad to spawn you so that 18 years later you could buy drugs online using ponzi money, gotcha

>> No.9396672

>>9396541
Thanks. I hope crypto helps you make it too. There's still lots of money to be made in crypto IMO.

>>9396573
Low 8 figures

>>9396612
Buttblasted.

>> No.9396697

I bet you made mommy proud with your investment
This board isn't about resentment, no crab mentality
We all still have chance to /make it/ if we are diligent

>> No.9396722

>>9396483
classic larp
tits or gtfo right?
post any proof with timestamp faggot

>> No.9396729

>>9396452
Nice work mate.

Def a lot of butthurt nons, wish I had the opportunity you had.

Congrats on being set for life- srsly

>> No.9396786

>>9396452
>how mad does this make late adopters?
It makes me happy that someone is so low in their life that they have to larp about being rich. I was having a shit day until this, thanks OP

>> No.9397056

>>9396452
Only newfags would be mad because /biz/ is about making money, not having money.
Congrats anon, but this thread if functionally useless to /biz/ as it doesn't help make anyone any money.
Fuck off back to your blog or to reddit.
Or shut the fuck up and lurk more.

>> No.9397111

>>9396452
More like

>tfw my mom is poor (-150k net worth) and i'm an only child (other child is black kid from „dad“)
>tfw she bought me bedbugs when i turned 18 and gave me debt
>tfw bought into bitcoin in 2012 but lost it in Mt gox

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>>9396452
>tfw your mom is a jew
>tfw this makes you a jew
>tfw this is your future

>> No.9397488

>>9397056
This Baka desu senpai

>> No.9397499

>>9397473
get the barmitvah faggot oven dodger and show him how much a fire costs to burn him alive (free)

>> No.9397534

>>9396452
no proof no care

timestamped pic inside apartment with moms networth written on her titties

>> No.9397654

MAMMY GIVE ME 1 MILLION FOR BITCOIN MAMMY I DREW SOME LINES ON THE GRAPH

>> No.9397658

>>9396452
Hey OP I am a total poorfag, could you help a brother out and send a little BTC or ETH my way?

>> No.9397665

>>9397534
This, uniroincally.

OP you'll also have to show us spreading her legs as well so we can specifically where you entered the world. Will be good for education. Do you still have your Mother's divorce papers?

>> No.9397899

Lots of butthurt by 30 yo boomers itt.

>> No.9398345

>>9396452
Smart

>> No.9398387

>>9397899
Did mommy let you borrow her phone to post, too?

>> No.9398717

>>9396452

is she single?