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Satoshi reveals "him"self to be a 62 year old strong and independent black woman from Philly who needs no man and vehemently believes OJ was innocent. How does the world react?

>> No.9357225

It would be fake because Women don't know cryptography as well as men do.

Majority of all great cryptographers are male.

The news would broadcast it like crazy. Focusing on

>Black
>Independent Woman
>Girls can do STEM fields.
>etc

But at the end of the day , No woman is ever intelligent enough to create a decentralized digital gold.

Only a man(s) can do it.

>> No.9357242

This is good for bitcoin you guys.

>> No.9357257

People who dont consider that Satoshi might be a female are really just showing how sexist we are as a society

>> No.9357262

>>9357195
BTC dies overnight. Bill Gates taunts the Winklevoss brothers on twitter. Enraged, they try and claim they invented the electric car and sue Elon Musk, who escapes into space and declares himself ruler of an independent republic on a small asteroid. He mines precious metals which keep earth in lithium batteries for a hundred years, and /biz/ continues to post stale pasta to bait new fags

>> No.9357282

>>9357195
What if a bird made btc? How would the world react?

>> No.9357293
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9357293

>>9357225
This, except once all the hype dies down - $500b from the market cap. Biggest nigger pnd ever. Entire market dead.

>> No.9357295

>>9357195
>women
>cryptography
Lol no. The only woman in cryptography is Alice.

>> No.9357304

>>9357195
The only way I could accept that premise was if she is a Wakandan.

>> No.9357314

>>9357282
Institutional FUD

>> No.9357318

Sold all the K.

>> No.9357330

>>9357295
Very underrated

>> No.9357332
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9357332

I found satoshi.

>> No.9357394

Philly anon checking in
Lots of husbandless mothers running around confirmed.

>> No.9357940

>>9357195
Bill Gates and George Soros would go all in. Vitalik would applaud. Hillary Clinton would endorse Bitcoin.