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9355929 No.9355929[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

stop drinking coffee.

>> No.9355941

>>9355929
stop drinking your own cum faggot

>> No.9355948

>>9355929
No

>> No.9355954

>>9355929
why

>> No.9355968

>>9355929
Coffee is for plebs, i only take methamphetamine, 15 mg orally each morning, keeps me going all day long

>> No.9355971

>>9355929
I’ll fucking rek you mate get the fuck outta my face with this bullshit coffee fud

>> No.9355972

>>9355929
I don't even drink coffee but you do realize science says coffee will make you live longer, yes?

>> No.9355977

why? was just about to brew a lil

>> No.9355982

>>9355968
Where do you get it

>> No.9355990
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9355990

>>9355929
>coffee fud
time to buy more

>> No.9355993

>>9355972
it does? i thought it was being lumped with all the 'newly discovered carcinogens'

>> No.9356000

Thanks, drank 1000ml

>> No.9356009

>>9356000
checked and kekd

>> No.9356053
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9356053

>>9355929
I only enema coffee so I'm good.

>> No.9356064

>>9355929
Smoke DMT instead. Speak to God

>> No.9356078

>>9355929
Why does starbucks don't create a coin which we can use to buy coffee there?

>> No.9356082

>>9355929
I stop all the time, at least three or four times a day.

>> No.9356096

>>9356064
THIS

>> No.9356111

100mg of Modafinil each morning.

Great if you want to experience machine learning in your brain:

>> No.9356114
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9356114

>>9355929
i did
stopped drinking these too

>> No.9356138

>>9356078
because they have gift cards for the time being which can be topped up via online or mobile app.

maybe they're researching making a coin but you have to think,
how would they entice users to run nodes?
yea folks like coffee but if folks rise the Starbucks coin price to insane numbers, that would not help starbucks as people wouldn't buy a $200 coin just to spend on a $2.00 cup of coffee.

it probably wouldn't benefit Starbucks bottomline in the long run

>> No.9356166

>>9356064
My last trip I just threw in everything I had left from my 500mg purchase, about 80-100mg
Smoked as long as I could hold and see the vaporiser, must have been a good 10 -15 hits (not the same hits as the 3 "the machine" hits ofcourse)
It was still enough to be the begining and the end of the universe
After that I don't feel like I need to do it again
I don't think it is metally possible to go further than I was then

>> No.9356195

>>9356053
baka

>> No.9356208

I did and stopped alcohol too.

>> No.9356232

didnt sleep for 2 days twice in a week (no sleep two days > full sleep one day > two days again) rushing assignments, never needed coffee.

coffee is a meme.

>> No.9356238

Thanks OP. Just stopped. I'll stop again later this afternoon.

>> No.9356245

>>9355993
Plenty of articles that exist like this if you just Google: https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/how-coffee-makes-you-live-longer

>> No.9356276

you mean stop drinking coffee to drink tea instead right?

>> No.9356344

>>9355929
I took a 3 day break from coffee fuck off.

>> No.9356376

Buy Coffeecoin. Thank me later.

>> No.9356401

go back to /ck/

coffee is a meme and anyone that unironically drinks it and "needs" it in the mornings needs to kys

>> No.9356413

>>9355982
Darknet

>> No.9356431

>>9355929
Gay. I just bought the first cup I've had in weeks and am having it now.

I don't do caffeine very often, but I felt like it today. I'm fucking wired right now. Time is literally moving slower.

>> No.9356449

>>9356195
baka such desu, desu!

>> No.9356476

>>9356166
When you go too far, shit starts to break down and stops making sense anymore. It would be pointless to try and describe.

To be clear though, the things you see, you'll be absolutely convinced make perfect sense at the time, and they probably do... But once you're trapped in this body and brain again, you can't comprehend what you've witnessed.

>> No.9356593

>>9355968
> DmT in ID
you know what to do

>> No.9356598

>>9355971
Big Tea shills are behind this.

>> No.9356616

>>9355929
give me one good reason why

>> No.9356630

>>9356476
Yeah I've been there far too many times
Forgot to mention I also was on 200ug LSD when I did that DMT trip
I once had a moment on about 40mg of 2C-B and some nitrous oxide, where I could explain tripping (visuals and just tripping in general) in three words but when the nitrous wore off I couldn't
Those are the moments you take psychedelics for
The moments you can't explain after they happened
Stay wavy

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9356856

>>9355993
Anon ... Coffee anti-carcinogen

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9356936

>>9355929

>> No.9356948

>>9356000
That's called 1L

>> No.9356950

>>9356431
>Tfw drinks more coffee everyday to catch that wired feeling that no longer comes

>> No.9356969

and forfeit a legitimate reason to take a break from the cubicle 3 times a day? I think not

>> No.9356993

>>9356969
lol, wagie
hows your wifes son?

>> No.9357008

Statistics show that 100% of Coffee consumers die.
Don't let the "coffee keeps you awake" meme get you.

>> No.9357023

>>9356000
Good meme application

>> No.9357045

>>9356000
How do I short this anon's toilet?

>> No.9357044

>>9356111
Literally a placebo.
> "just take a coffee alongside and it will work fellow redditor!"

>> No.9357046

>>9355941
Yeah, drink other men's cum instead like a normal human being

>> No.9357063

ITT: wagies justify their stimulant addiction

>> No.9357187

18-24 biztards larping "woke", i love it
Coffee is super delicious and pairs well with lots of meals. If you're just looking for a stim to get through your shitty life in kind of a robot haze, there are better options. Some of them are probably even covered under your parents' health care plan.

>> No.9357209

>>9357187
Lmao americunt not having free health care

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>>9357209
>free

>> No.9357276

>>9357226
Technically if you are neet it is free as you get money from nothing. Still have like 300€ after food and bills if ur neet. I am wagecuck though, but I like to laugh how superior our system is. Americunt is barely paying less taxes than I am. Get 3000€ a month pay 20% taxes

"Free" education, school food, health care

Lmao die americunts

>> No.9357302

>>9357276
canadian here. i prefer "burgers" -- it somehow seems meaner.

>> No.9357326

>>9357276
well your income is clearly shit tier then
in the UK, top rate of tax is 45%, one below is 40%. Used to fund our shit NHS
planning to move to the US in the future, Europe and the UK are fucked

>> No.9357328

>>9357302
I also like amerimutt.

>> No.9357352

Tea is superior.

>> No.9357359

>>9355929
Coffee and caffeine is important

>> No.9357398

>>9357326
i know UK is shit, i live here, but USA is more cucked. wtf mane.

>> No.9357405

>>9355968
>15 mg

jesus dude, i don't even need 15 mg of regular amp to be good all day. literally 2.5-5 mg. I think i'd probably only need .5 mg of meth, but i've never tried.

>> No.9357430

>>9355990
this guy gets it

>> No.9357434

>>9355929

The second you stop chuggin dick I'll stop drinking coffee.

Your move OP.

>> No.9357440

>>9356630
>where I could explain tripping
would've made zero sense to a sober person though

>> No.9357447
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9357447

>All these low test s o y s in this thread who need coffee

>> No.9357458

>>9357434
>getting this defensive over a brewed drink

>> No.9357497

>>9357458

See? You can't stop slobbing on them nobs. You just can't help yourself, you're like a retard in candy store. I don't think I'll have to worry about quitting java for a while.

>> No.9357501

>all the triggered addicts ITT

didnt realise just how reddit /biz/ has become

>> No.9357504
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9357504

>>9355929
Coffee is good for you, you stupid faggot.
It increases mental sharpness, gives you nice morning poops which is good for your health, and protects against cancer.

Die you fucking big pharma shill.

>> No.9357524

>>9355929
Are you Mormon?