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9345812 No.9345812 [Reply] [Original]

Hey biz, it's me again. Would you rather bicycle (no electric bikes) from New York to Los Angeles in under 50 days and get 20000 bitcoins but if you don't make it you die or get 50 linkies now.

>> No.9345880

>>9345812
neither, thank you. Linkies are too stinky and 20k btc isnt worth risking my life

>> No.9345978

>>9345812
Bike for sure. You'd only have to average around 5-6 hours of biking a day. That's like a job.

Taking the current price of BTC (9278.98 USD)
Estimated hours for the trip (257 hours on a bicycle)

Price of 20,000 BTC: $18,557,970.00

$72,210 per hour for riding a fucking bike.

Where do I sign up?

>> No.9345989
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9345989

>>9345812
Go on a fucking awesome adventure where riches and retirement await me at the end?

This is a no brainer. 50 days is enough to do this with no issue. Pic related.

>> No.9346022

>>9345989
Bike. I'm not a fat fuck so I could probably make a couple stops on the way. Would def buy a nicer bike tho.

>> No.9346036

>>9345812
How much prep time do I get? I'm definitely not in good enough shape to do that much exercise, I'd die in the desert somewhere. Given two months of prep time to buy equipment, train and practice, I absolutely would.

>> No.9346060

>>9346036
Do it then anon, your health and the thrill of the journey is worth more to you than 14 million bitcoins

>> No.9346069

>>9345812
Definitely the bike. I hate my life so death would be a relief, or 20k BTC would improve my life. Win win.

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>>9346022
NO YOU HAVE TO RIDE A SINGLE SPEED GIRLS HUFFY FROM 1984, WITH A HARDENED LEATHER SEAT. EVERY TIME THE SEAT GETS MOIST BITING FLIES SWARM IT.

>> No.9346168

>>9345978
>>9345989
Im fucking in boys

>> No.9346169

>>9346060
You know, I wrote and rewrote a dozen cynical retorts but I couldn't bring myself to post any of them. You've given me a lot to think about. Thanks.

>> No.9346213

>>9346169
See you in LA

>> No.9346250

/n/igger here, it would only take me 3 weeks if I have a support vehicle for water/food, 4 weeks if I don't. If it takes you 50 days you are a fat fuck.

>> No.9346276

>>9345812
it's doable, i'd risk it for the 20k

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lol
i'd do it for 0.5 BTC